My Name is Howard K Stern aka Anna Nicole Smith's Bitch
Yes, you to can go to law school and become someone's bitch. When things are not going right with your Sugarmomma, then feel free to ask your parents for money and while you are at it, go ahead and take your old room back. You are sneaky and managed to get yourself a huge fee agreement which you do not want to slip away. Therefore you pretend to like ANS and are there when she makes you watch her get it on with other men. People laugh at you and call you names. Whoops, better stop there I was going to sing the Rudolph song there for a second. This guy basically sold his soul to whatever God told him he just needed to stick it out and get the 6% contingency fee if and when ANS collected. He probably thought he could handle it for a year or two, but there he was, still sucking up to her ten years later. When you look at the picture of him, understand that he did not pay for any of what he is wearing.
Oh, and Larry and Anna's mama are no good also. I just do not want to spend the whole day talking about this. Everyone who knew ANS used her to get stuff or money or both.
And then there is this BI in today's Page Six:
ReplyDeleteWHICH consort pimped out his girlfriend? He kept her on drugs and collected a fee every time she had sex with yet another man.
Certainly sounds like Stern...
Bleah. Nasty, nasty, nasty!
Unfortunately yes that was alot of people's guess. Sad.
ReplyDeletei just came here to ask about the blind! crazy shizz everywhere!
ReplyDeleteEnt, also check on the other blind from this morning about the hard partying starlet who was doing coke until 10am and was seen at Privledge asking her friends for meth?
I just feel so sad about the whole deal. I know I didn't like her at all when she was alive, but now she is dead her life looks so tragic. Everyone who should have looked out for her screwed her over in some way. Poor thing I hope she gets so love where she's at now.
ReplyDeleteContemptuous.
ReplyDeleteENT will you see if you can get Dannilynn for me?
9:13 I think that might have been Britney for that P6 BI but there's so many "starlets" to chooose from.
ReplyDeletePage Six didn't say starlet - they said hard partying celeb ... and a lot of people have guessed that it's Britney. I don't recall her being mentioned at Privilege recently... it was Tenjune and another club...
ReplyDeleteThere is so much more to this story that we will never know...poor Anna...used and abused by everyone. I personally thought Howard K. Stern was creepy on the Anna Nicole show...anyone ele?
ReplyDeleteSo what if Anna paid him to stick around? Men pay women all the time. Look at Hugh Hefner he's paying 3 whores.
ReplyDeleteIf I was Howard, I would have done the same thing. I still think he truly loved her. And if she didn't want him around she could have fired him.
He's not the bad guy here.
BTW--The mother is sleazy as hell.
I think the whole LOT of them are sleezy as hell!!! Not ONE of them should get that poor child. But at the same time, ANS should be buried next to her son as she would have wanted.
ReplyDeleteYep, Howard is sleezy, and O-D-D.
ReplyDeleteENT I thought it was a 10% contingency instead of a 6%??
Do you know whether he is being investigated by the California bar?
I also find it ironic that the attorney who prepared ANS will was disbarred the month after it was signed?
~SisterMaryHotPantz
The poor baby. Unless someone steps in who actually cares about her and not the benefits that go with being her legal guardian she will be taken advantage of, wanted and used for her money just like her mother.
ReplyDeleteThe whole situation seems like a circus and not Barnum & Bailey either, more like Carnivale w/ evil carnies and freaks popping out everywhere. I can hear in the next room CNN is actually covering this and I guess you can add a crazy attention whore judge to the eventual miniseries.
ReplyDeleteI watched a minute of the ANS hearing in the court house snack bar when I was making a court appearance this a.m. That judge is unbelievable . . . appears to be auditioning for his own Judge Judy-like show.
ReplyDeletei read somewhere that he would record her all messed up and threaten to use it against her when she would want to get rid of him. hes so gross.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... is Ent hinting that he wants to be my bitch?
ReplyDeleteLucky for him, the spot remains unfilled.
Operators are standing by.
;-)
Is it time to buy a new hat yet Hez?
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I find it strange that Anaa and howard have a "commitment" ceremony a short time after her son dies and then SHE dies...Hmmmmm.... while I think she didn't have the deadly mixture forced down her throat I wouldn't be surprised if maybe she was "encouraged".. HKS is one of the sleaziest people I have ever seen. Don't believe he has ever slept with ANS. (Well, maybe they were passed out on the bed together once.) The mother's screwed because they have ANS on tape saying that her mother did nothing for her and doesn't want the mom to go near the baby. The judge in this case is more concerned about screen time. I believe in karma, and believe me, I don't want to be near HKS when his comes calling. Oh, and the 5 minutes of court proceedings I caught was the one where HKS sais he was being supported by his parents. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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