Last party. Guess who was at this one? No, not Tara Reid. Someone better. Someone loved and adored by the gossip world. Yes, it was Denise Richards. Honestly, she and Richie Sambora was a freak show. He was all over her all of the time. She was all over him WHEN a camera was there. As much as I despise the woman. I actually started to feel sorry for her drag queen looking self last night. People were whispering and she was being groped more than the musician's girlfriend from the last blind item.
I could go on and on about other stories, but honestly, at that point I was done for the night. I did not get any sleep Saturday night with the pedestrian being hit, and so I was wrecked. I do have a couple more blind items for the next post though.
You rottn bastard. For F*CK sake leave them alone. They're a couple get over it.
ReplyDeleteDid you noticee him giving the one-finger salute in this picture?
ReplyDeleteSambora is a pig. Denise is a wh*re. Yeah they deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteSAMBORA HAS MORE CLASS AND TALENT THAN ANY OF YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
ReplyDeleteDenise is NOT a ''whore'' (God I hate that word)
Are you all just jealous or something?
Is she getting the better of you in court or something EL? Is it true that you are representing Charlie? Cos if that IS true then it is damn easy to see why you would be ANGRY that she's winning everyting BECAUSE SHE DESERVES TO.
There sure is alot of grumpy posting today.
ReplyDeleteMrs Mo
EL, YOU ARE A ROTTEN PRICK.
ReplyDeleteIf you're so desperate to get laid yourself, go pay for it, like your friend Charlie does since Denise left him.
YOU'RE A SAD, PATHETIC, BALDING, HONRY PIECE OF SHIT, WHO CLEARLY HAS NO MONEY BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDNT BE DOING THIS TRASHY, LYING BLOG.
ALSO, learn how to spell, fuck sake for someone who ALLEGEDLY has qualifications YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF GRAMMAR. DISGUSTING.
EL, YOU ARE A ROTTEN PRICK.
ReplyDeleteIf you're so desperate to get laid yourself, go pay for it, like your friend Charlie does since Denise left him.
YOU'RE A SAD, PATHETIC, BALDING, HONRY PIECE OF SHIT, WHO CLEARLY HAS NO MONEY BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDNT BE DOING THIS TRASHY, LYING BLOG.
ALSO, learn how to spell, fuck sake for someone who ALLEGEDLY has qualifications YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF GRAMMAR. DISGUSTING.
Awfully shouty for a Monday morning, aren't we, Nonny 11:47/51?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say the first sentence of your post will have me chuckling for days. Thanks.
SAMBORA HAS MORE CLASS AND TALENT THAN ANY OF YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE
ReplyDeleteis of course the sentence to which I'm referring. Instant classic. I'm totally using that the next time I'm backed into a corner (people will just have to get used to me referring to myself as "Sambora").
And to insult someone's "sense of grammar" and characterise it as "disgusting"...
Dude, that's a podium finish in the Knee-Jerk Olympics right there.
Gold star for unintentional hilarity!
Wow. Denises' Mom musta posted above!
ReplyDelete~SisterMaryHotPantz
Gross on so many different levels! Can you say Botox...he looks terrible! Denise will do ANYTHING for attention. It will not surprise me if Jon fires Richie, or gives him an ultimatum, and for all the naysayers, he can because he is Bon Jovi. None of the guys like her and she will be and is the downfall of Richie Sambora. Too sad really, he was something when he was with Heather.
ReplyDeleteMore like it's Denise herself.
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah, I forgot. Just Spit EL on "drag queen looking self."
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me laugh out loud today!
~SisterMaryHotPantz
FUCKING ASSHOLES
ReplyDeleteLeave them alone
Well everyone knows why she wasn't bothered about being groped. Hookers are paid for their services and as Denise was one of Heidi Fleiss's girls she is well used to having her wares bought and sold all the time.
ReplyDeleteGood heavens, does she have all of her friends posting here, or does one of them just have a lot of free time at lunch?
ReplyDeleteThey're a couple and Richie is tactile.
ReplyDeleteListening to the judgements of a dried up, has-been old bastard who can't get it up anymore just proves how words written by imbecilic, mindless, worthless low-lifes proves how stupid people are.
Richie and Denise are getting some. Good for them. PLUS, she was NOT one of Heidi's girls. Seriously, this bastard wants you to believe that because he wants her and she wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
EL, what IS your problem? I just don't understand it...
ReplyDeleteposting anonymous posts and thinking that someone will care... i just dont understand it.
ReplyDeleteAnon@12:49~LOL
ReplyDeleteYou know, I love those that have something to "say" to ent post under anonymous. At least have the balls to give your name. It's just gossip, no need to take it personally. Seriously. Well, unless of course your Denise or Richie yourself.
Get a grip anon!!! Are you Denise or Richie in disguise??? EL is entitled to like or dislike whomever they choose, it was sort of a free country last time I checked, even more so if one is celebrity... Denise was married, just like Richie was, but you're siding with her? Hell, I think the only person who didn't do anything in this was Heather L, the rest of them, you reap what you sow.
ReplyDeleteSeems to me that I remember hearing that the guys in Bon Jovi didn't like Heather either.
ReplyDeleteMrs Mo
p.s. EL...look out for flying laptop computers!
To suggest that someone has a "problem" just because they don't have a boner for the celebs you personally idolize is the height of naivete. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, especially the person whose blog we all come here to read. Suck it up. (I bet you never complained when he was trashing someone YOU dislike.)
ReplyDeleteAnd may I remind you it's Denise Richards we're talking about, not Mother effing Teresa. Unless I missed something, she has yet to save the planet or inspire legions of youth to take action against global warming. I believe her biggest claims to fame thus far have been jiggly breasts, messy divorces and hurling electronics at senior citizens.
Unless she's signing your paychecks or breast-feeding you, I'll wager your loyalty might be a smidge misplaced.
Lastly, I don't think I need to remind you that you insult the EL on this board at your peril. Especially when you carpet bomb and hide behind a veil of anonymity.
That large rectangle over there is the door. You might consider using it now.
Heather ''didn't do anything'' huh? Other than shag her ex-husband and that prick David Spade WHILST SHE WAS STILL MARRIED.
ReplyDeleteRichie and Denise did nothing wrong. It is BASTARDS of the HIGHEST CALIBRE like EL who spin things so horribly.
Heather is a LIAR, A CHEAT AND A BULLY, just like EL is. He is either Charlie or Heather's attorney, one or the other. Either way, I am so SICK TO DEATH of him writing SHIT about her because it is NOT FAIR.
FUCK YOU.
if you don't like what's written then kindly
ReplyDeleteFUCK
RIGHT
OFF!
-thanks
um sorry but Denise was a call girl...that or she just likes to take money after a half-assed BJ.
ReplyDeleteMy father in law who has since passed on was a majoy playboy in his late single years...well he claims that she gave him a few nights to remember in LA in her early years... i beleive him then and now..so Miss Anonymous, bite on that for awhile.
LMAO! you would think with opinions THAT strong you could at least claim them.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Anon 1:13....
ReplyDeleteSounds like somebody needs a wah-aa-aa-mbulance.
Again, I remind you, it's DENISE friggin' RICHARDS, not some demigod you're worshipping.
"Leave them alone, leave them alone..." you keep whining...
How about we compromise and you just leave US alone?
And either switch to decaf or stay off the pipe. Sheesh.
I believe that pictures are worth 1,000 words...and since I saw those pix of Denise hoovering it up, she lost my vote (not that she had it in the first place).
ReplyDeleteGood for Charlie to be rid of her. Go get your kids, Charlie!!
irishlulu, that was sunscreen.
ReplyDeleteGod help those babies if Charlie were to get anywhere near them on too regular a basis. Fact is, he couldn't care less ANYWAY about his childre, don;t be fooled by media hype. From what I understand, he misses half his visitations with them and barely makes any contact because he just doesn't care. He is only out to protect his image.
Mr Spade, is that you???
ReplyDelete12:36pm- LOVED IT!! Telling it like it is!
ReplyDeleteJeez, what is with all of the animosity today? Denise Richards was a whore who made it! My hat goes off to her for real. She continues to make it, this time with Red Lobster! I like Richie Sambora, I love the group Bon Jovi, but I have never read such angry repsonses like this before! Damn! Save that shit for Perez Hilton's blog. That way you can call him all of the names you want.
Do you know Denise and Richie personally? Oh, I know, you were with them on their trip to Hawaii? Right? Oh shit, I was wrong! You were babysitting for her? No, no, I know, I know (holding hand up)! You don't know them personally at all, they would probably walk right past you.
This goes to all of the negative comments and the name calling on this particular comment! I hope EL deletes the shit.
Denise Richards is a whore and will always be a whore. She cant act, would sell her kids to get her face in the rags. Paris Hilton is less anoying if there is such a thing. How do you get worse then pond sum?
ReplyDeleteand you believe EL over that ''she worked for a Hollywood madam'' shit? (clever wording by the way EL, saved your ass being sued, don't think people didn't notice)
ReplyDeleteShe was NO SUCH THING. Repeating it endlessly will not make something true. She worked hard IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY from a young age and achieved a lot, because she worked for it. That I applaud her for.
and you believe EL over that ''she worked for a Hollywood madam'' shit? (clever wording by the way EL, saved your ass being sued, don't think people didn't notice)
ReplyDeleteShe was NO SUCH THING. Repeating it endlessly will not make something true. She worked hard IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY from a young age and achieved a lot, because she worked for it. That I applaud her for.
Denise Richards always acted like a whore. It just makes sense that she would be a hooker too.
ReplyDeletewell, she wasn't. ''Looks'' can be deceiving.
ReplyDeleteEl, I really like you.... but don't understand your judgements sometimes. Take this example, you say you almost felt sorry for Denise because she looked like a drag queen. I only see a very beautiful woman and I am not a fan of hers nor do I approve of her behaviour. Your judgements are coloring your opinion and you can't see straight.
ReplyDeleteThis comments section cracks me up. Save your indignant efforts for something that matters, like global warming or the state of healthcare in this country. This is idle celebrity gossip - merely observations of what someone saw at a party. You weren't there - you didn't see it - so have a heaping plate of shut the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteEnt takes the time to share things from a perspective that is unique to him. It's his blog. He can say what he wants. If you don't agree, don't read it. Simple as that.
~RR
"have a heaping plate of shut the fuck up."
ReplyDeleteROFL @ RR! ^5
Sunscreen Anon@1:33? Really? I know that there is the new spray on sunscreen, but I have not seen the new internal sunscreen that you snort. I assume this is because everything comes out on the west coast first, and it'll be on the east coast just in time for summer. Can't wait for it!
ReplyDelete*DUCKS*
ReplyDeleteLOL Mrs. Mo!!!
cindie, she wasn't snorting it, she was applying it on her face...I know it's more fun to believe that she was but it simply wasn't the case.
ReplyDeleteAs for me, I'm frantically scouring my memory for who I've seen Denise Richards photographed with in the last few years... that's some friend she has there.
ReplyDeletequote ''Ent takes the time to share things from a perspective that is unique to him''
ReplyDeleteNo, Ent gets money from advertising to share SHIT that he thinks people may enjoy reading because they know someone like Denise has been given a rough time in the media. Also, if they disagree and post he gets even more money, so why the hell not make stuff up?
I am also amused that people assume what ''he" is saying is true, how do you know he was there?
HEZ- well said!
ReplyDeleteA rumor is just a rumor, but the
one about Richards as a call girl
is very popular one...right up there(no pun intended) with the Richard Gere /gerbil rumor.
For me this blog provides a sense of escapism and a chance to cackle wickedly at the rich and famous...and not so talented. So lighten up people! And I also believe ENT provides this snark with more witticism and intelligence than other blogs...and so what if he picks sides? We ALL do.
Hey Denise. Put. The. Laptop. Down... S.L.O.W.L.Y...atta girl...
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:42
ReplyDeleteAre you on meth? WHAT FUCKIN ADVERTISING??????
Get your head outta yo ass!
If you don't like it..LEAVE!
if the lawyer dude gets money for all the posts here... you've (denise lover) single-handedly made him more money than the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteby all means, carry on!
Laughing at Denise Richards....FREE
ReplyDeleteLaughing harder at the anonymous defenders of Denise Richards' uhh virtue(?)....Free
Acquiring a new line "...have a heaping plate of shut the fuck up:....PRICELESS!
ROTFL--"have a heaping plate of shut the fuck up"
ReplyDelete"it's sunscreen"
"Ent gets money from advertising"
Are these Denise fans also Shitney fans?? They seem to have the same IQ.
Give em hell Hez!!
Denise sucked dicks for money. Denise is a camera whore. Her ex husband is a sex addict. Sambora looks like a nice alcoholic who is tactile as an earlier person said. We will NOT leave camera whores alone. Where would they be?
ReplyDeleteDenise sucked dicks for money. Denise is a camera whore. Her ex husband is a sex addict. Sambora looks like a nice alcoholic who is tactile as an earlier person said. We will NOT leave camera whores alone. Where would they be?
ReplyDeleteDenise sucked dicks for money. Denise is a camera whore. Her ex husband is a sex addict. Sambora looks like a nice alcoholic who is tactile as an earlier person said. We will NOT leave camera whores alone. Where would they be?
ReplyDeleteI take it that a "good weekend was NOT had by all"
ReplyDeleteI'm personally offended by the finger in this picture...if it weren't for my money and yours...ta'hell with some folks and thier attitudes!
ReplyDeleteGeez - her peeps are sure out today. Don't you know you're drawing more people to this site/posting because of your comments? Or maybe that's just what you want to do? Hmmm...
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ReplyDeleteDenise, stop posting to defend your whorishly whorey self.
ReplyDeleteWHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE........
Dang, I didn't know people who supported Denise could read, I thought they were too busy climbing the ladder by giving free blow jobs.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Come on, folks. If Denise didn't want this kind of attention, she would move back to Buttfuck, Iowa or wherever the hell she is from, marry rich and pump out 4 kids. The reality is, she WANTS and CRAVES the fame, and with that comes scrutiny. You have to take the good with the bad, or GET THE HELL OUT. Love, Neve Campbell.
ReplyDeletei live in iowa now for grad school and I think party of one and I think party of one should substitute wherever the heckerdoodle he or she lives in the buttfuck, iowa statement.
ReplyDeletethere.
Can't you just ban anonymous posters already? :-) Those CAPS are driving me nuts as well. If you don't like this blog, why do you bother reading it? I just don't get it.
ReplyDelete'...heapinng plate of shut the fuck up'!!
ReplyDeleteI m gonnna be laughing for days!
BOYCOTT THIS FUCKER
ReplyDeleteEL is a liar and a fraud who BULLIES those who have more than him. ASSHOLE
Ha Ha Ha...
ReplyDeleteI'm never boycotting this site
ENT probably has to wear a diaper to stop himself from getting wet over this shit
ha ha
This is the funniest comments section ever on this blog.
ReplyDeleteOMG @ "heaping plate of shut the fuck up" That is friggin hilarious!!!
Please ANON @ 3:10am - by all means BOYCOT the site and GO AWAY along w/all your other friends - nobody is making you stay believe me.
ReplyDeleteWow, I missed an interesting afternoon!
ReplyDeleteHez's Comment @ 1:11 PM FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!! Dude, is it like a full moon today or something? What's with the crazy in the comment section? Take life seriously much, angry anon person(s)?
ReplyDeletethe annoying all day anon poster is none other than the Paris/Perez Hilton hater that graced us with her presence last week... wanting us all to contact our local MTV rep because Perez failed to post the Paris racial slurs on his site...
ReplyDeletehard to miss the psychopathic tone
same same
yawn
but much thanx for inspiring the best line of 2007...
a heaping plate of shut the fuck up...
OMG my day is made
peppermint p
ps ent will you at least erase the repeated entries??? they're so annoying
Someone finally brought the "crazy" to crazydaysandnights.
ReplyDeleteFabulous.