This wedding ceremony loving musician was heard offering/willing to share/willing to watch his date for the evening to anyone who made a nice comment about her.
So moving on to the next party. Feel a tap on my shoulder, and someone is playing the run to the other side before they look game. Who was it you ask? That's right, Ms. Reid. She was back and better than ever. You have to realize that I am a 65 year old, fat, balding, glasses wearing guy and so it seemed odd that Ms. Reid was so entranced my persona that she found me again. She did not know I was going to be at that party, because I did not think I was going to be until the true amount of suckage at the WMG party became apparent. I must admit that she was very charming, but of course the pap show up now, and not earlier with Scarlett. Anyway, she was nice and we actually spoke for about 30 minutes. The reason we were able to speak for 30 minutes is because this party (EMI) also sucked.
Before I leave this party though, let me say that Ryan Cabrera and Natasha Bedingfield will be all over everywhere in the next few weeks. That is why rooms were invented people.
You have to realize that I am a 65 year old, fat, balding, glasses wearing guy
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!
Ent, even with those stats, you are still the hotness.
Wedding ceremony loving musician- Kid Rock..and sounds "classy" just like him
ReplyDeleteJames Blunt for the wedding lover musician...seriously, "you're beautiful" is probably the most common wedding song right now
ReplyDeleteI want your take on the John Mayer/Jessica Simpson showmance!! Those photos of them looked staged at best...tell us tell us!
ReplyDeleteEL - you're still the bomb in our books.... and could somebody explain the John Mayer appeal?? Please?? He just seems a tad creepy.
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John Mayer is gross. Is that Natasha Bedingfield in the red dress? She looks like Alanis Morissette with blonde hair in that photo.
ReplyDeleteEL- i thought you went to school with Eva Longoria?? If you are 65 how is that possible and also why are you always hanging with LG who is..30 years your junior...you ARE a perv..lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah EL? If you are 65, how did you got to school with Eva?
ReplyDeleteRyan and Natasha got it on huh?
By the way, why was the Town Lush there (Tara Reid)?
EL...don't scam the scammers honey. you're 40, TOPS. stop your crappity crap. we love you, so be straigh up. ;)
ReplyDeletedefinitely kid rock on the"wedding ceremony lover".
ReplyDeletewonder who his date was?
in on kid rock. i betcha the glasses (ooh, or colored contax, you do live in hollyweird land) are true and the rest be crap.
ReplyDeleteNow I've got the November Rain video running through my head--not saying it's Axl, but that's the ultimate rock star wedding.
ReplyDeleteEL, you have to give the the scoop on this Mayer/Simpson situation. They look as fake as Simpson's brunette weave....what's going on?
ReplyDeleteGotta be Kid Rock - he and Pamela Anderson just had like 5 or 6 weddings (St. Tropez, Detroit, Nashville, etc.) - you gotta love weddings to go through so many of them for a relationship that died within 6 months.
ReplyDeletehave not posted in awhle. but i agree - EL is anywhere between 35-45 TOPS.
ReplyDeletei am wondering if any of these celebs that keep coming up to EL (ie Christina) and having a chat, actually know he writes this blog?? also am keen to know who the mystery hit and run-er was!
i didn't post in a while as i thought the site had taken a turn for the worst over the last couple weeks but am glad it's back on track now! keep it up!!
#3 = Jennifer Aniston?
ReplyDeleteFUCKING LIAR
ReplyDeleteEL is in his 30's. He told me so on the message board.
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