Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I was trying to stay away from the ANS situation because there is nothing I can say that has not been said by many others. The problem is, that now I am getting confused about all of the people who claim to be the father. I know we should not speak ill of the dead, but did all of these guys know that all the other ones were with Anna too? Also, with Howard K. there with Anna all the time, how did she and these other guys hook up alone, or was Howard there? These are the questions I want the answers to.

You remember Alexander Denk? He was the chef they hired on the Anna Nicole show. I guess she really liked what he offered because he stuck around for the last two years. He says he was around as a bodyguard so I am guessing his food was not that great.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is also going to court. Now, this guy is supposed to be a big storyteller (aka, liar), and hey if you can pretend you like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor, then almost anything is possible.

Larry Birkhead, who is also claiming that he tried to save Anna's life.

The least likely to be the father is Howard K. I actually think that I have a better chance of being the dad, and, yes, it is true, I will be going on Maury really soon and arranging for a DNA test. You see, I too was with ANS. Of course it could have been a tranny also. It was Vegas, and it was dark and you know how that free booze plays with the mind. Speaking of playing with the mind, what do you think Howard K takes everyday? Do you think it is just booze or something more? Check out the pic below when he was on Larry King. This is a pic of him from television and you can still see he is messed up big time.


12 comments:

  1. "You see, I too was with ANS. Of course it could have been a tranny also..."

    LMAO - thanks EL - I got wriiten up at my job for RUNNING BACK TO MY CAR after I had clocked in for the night (forgot something) and was threatened with termination...so I needed a good laugh.

    Anyhoo, only by an act of GOD does that infant belong to Howard K. Stern. That's Birkhead's kid. Someone really needs to find out who the "babydaddy" is. Hope it's not you, EL. Hez (hex) and I can get awfully jealous...

    Anybody wanna come and shovel snow?

    Cyn

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  2. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Howard K. Stern is a slimeball. I can only assume he is raking in all the money he can from ET because his meal ticket will be gone the moment the DNA test reveals he is NOT THE FATHER (said in my best Maury voice). I for one will not watch anything that ET airs that involves him. He is scum.

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  3. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Howard K. Stern is a slimeball. I can only assume he is raking in all the money he can from ET because his meal ticket will be gone the moment the DNA test reveals he is NOT THE FATHER (said in my best Maury voice). I for one will not watch anything that ET airs that involves him. He is scum.

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  4. Anonymous9:53 AM

    I also have to question the guy in South Carolina who swears he had the vasectomy so he can't possibly be the dad. Well last time I heard those do reverse. So he may need to be checked as the dates that are listed for the time him and ANS were together fit the timeline for when she conceived.
    I know that it is totally flippy how all these people keep claiming they are "THE" daddy. Geesh I just wonder how long the line is going to finally be when they do get around to doing the dna tests.

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  5. Anonymous10:27 AM

    ok, i know this is in really poor taste, but I LMAO when I found this link. Getting my hubby one for his bday.
    http://www.cafepress.com/bobmccarty/2518085

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  6. Anonymous10:37 AM

    The Zsa Zsa guy said on Nancy Grace that he was being misquoted. He says he MAY be the father, but that he doesn't want the baby. He just doens't want Birkhead or Stern to end up with the baby. He claims he knows who the real father is but won't reveal it unless the kid is given to either of the two aforementioned above. Weird-o.

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  7. Anonymous10:51 AM

    The best thing to do is to have Maury Povich and Jerry Springer script a live show for Murdoch over at Fox and suss this shit out.

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  8. Anonymous11:31 AM

    I just wanted to add to this madness that the "Prince" is also gay. He picked up a gay friend of mine who gave him oral sex in his car in West Hollywood. This was years ago (maybe 3-5). My friend was actually contacted by the National Enquirer to tell his story. He decided against it. I can't remember if he said the car was a Bentley or a Rolls, but he said that it was a very nice car.

    GGA

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  9. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Oh, for the love of god. Aren't there *any* straight people out there in the celeb rank and file? Really. I'm serious. The odds say there should be, but... I'm starting to wonder.

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  10. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Wait, who is messed up? Howard K or Larry King?

    Larry looks to be in worse shape.

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  11. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Saying Howard K is a slimeball is a compliment. He gives us attorneys a bad name.

    There is no doubt he was a nerd in high school that wanted to hang with the cool kids.

    I cant believe they havent tried to yank his license to practice.

    Bleh.

    Just looking at him makes me wanna hork.


    ~SisterMaryHotPantz

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  12. Apart from the booze, I'd say that the Methadone they found in Anna's fridge last week and in her son's body was his.

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