Everyone Has Seen Me Naked For Free, and Now I want To Get Paid!
Yes, Kim Kardashian, the self-described television host, model, stylist, celebrity, and successful fashion retailer is suing to stop the release of her sex tape. It is a shakedown and she will get some money. Everyone has already talked about it including me. What I want to do is focus on what she lists as her jobs.
Television Host- The next time she is a television host will be her first time. I guess she could say that she was kind of the hostess in her sex tape, or perhaps she hosts an unknown video of Paris Hilton and describes the action for everyone, or introduces who will get to sleep with Paris that day.
Model- Some friend of the family probably let her get up on a catwalk one day, but did not pay her. I am sure Kim was walking down the catwalk looking everywhere for the stripper pole, but I am guessing that she did model. Her modeling could have been for whoever was with her at that time, but I think we all agree she is or was a model.
Stylist - For herself? Her sisters? (who are hot btw, although one is 8 feet tall) For Paris or Lindsay? If you say to someone, those shoes look awful, or you should be totally naked when you are doing me in the video I guess those could be called style tips. OK. She is and or was a stylist.
Celebrity - Only a friend of Paris Hilton could describe being a celebrity as a job description. She has not even been asked to be on the Surreal Life. At least Paris Hilton has been in actual movies and had a highly rated television show.
Successful Fashion Retailer - I really do not know if she sold anything to anyone or had a store or a shop or if she is just talking about the time she worked at The Gap when she was 16 and they said you are doing a good job folding those shirts Kim, but you may want to consider a future in porn instead.
Ha! I love that she's doing exactly what Paris Hilton did but now no one is buying it!
ReplyDeleteA few facts to straighten out though... She and her sisters have a clothing store called Dash. She's a 'stylist' for Paris Hilton, which goes to show she has no sense of fashion what-so-ever. Also, she is 'modeling' some trashy jeans line, and, finally, she will soon be the host for some cable TV surfing show (for which she didn't even have to interview/read).
Oh, and the nose, boobs and (highly likely) ass, are all store-bought. Unfortunately though, she can't buy any public love...
She is so Fucking hot....and easy on the eyes...I'm straight but I would eat her pussy for days....
ReplyDeleteshe looks like a bratz doll! totally plastic, now i'm not saying she's ugly but you'd pretty much would have to be a monster to be ugly after a nose job, tit job, liposuction, ass implants, and what ever else she has had done.
ReplyDeleteShe is store-bought TRASH... come on - no wonder her and man-hands are such good friends
ReplyDeleteFashion Retailer--She was selling some used stuff on eBay. I guess that makes me a retailer also.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but what about her podium finish in the Ho-lympics?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she can travel the country showing off her "medals"... she might even end up on a cereal box. I mean video box.
Like someone said earlier, Kim is the founder of DASH, a fashion retail store in Calabasas, California and is the ass of the new Baby Phat campain. I'm really sorry ENT but your lack of knowledge on this subject as well as your reporting of Britney events after they have happened have made you seem more and more like a fake.
ReplyDeleteDear close friends of kim kardashian
ReplyDeleteplease cover your eyes next time Ent shares a dose of early morning sarcasm with us...
if he had to search out all of those 'facts' about such an F list porno-wannabe, just to throw that quickie blurb, this blog would be a somber place
please... she downright begged for this kind of press when she staged her own video... and now that she has it her myspace 'friends' are insulted??
ask her... i am willing to bet her mantra is, "any press is better than no press"
I hope she reads people's comments about her........
ReplyDeleteok, I have been reading this blog for about 2 months and this is probably the first time I've commented and all I have to say is BRILLIANT! This cracks me up! Im amused by the new way to become "famous" - just push the envelope and you're done!
ReplyDeletethat was me at 9:12am, also lets define pushing the envelope - GET NAKED - what a sad state of affairs.
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