Elton John Party

The first thing you have to remember is that our correspondent was drinking. She started off slowly, but remember this was a very long night with lots of time for drinking and she really has never been shy about drinking. Oh, and the other thing is I tried to edit the notes so all three reports would look somewhat consistent. Remember it is from the POV of a woman.

News and notes from the Elton John party.

Hey, SMG where is Freddie? She really knows how to give that fake smile out. If you ever want to have fun, you need to invite Bai Ling. BUT, do not invite your boyfriend, and hide your toys because she will find both. I wasn't going to say anything about Simon Cowell, but he is looking heavy. He looked bloated to me. Has James Blunt ever shaved? I heard he got injured in a car accident but he looked fine. Not fine like I wanted to do him fine, but fine as he did not look hurt. I finally meet Posh Spice and she is wearing a bra. She was polite in a God Save the Queen kind of way. Hmmm. I thought that person was sober (blind item later) I know he is a rock star, but don't you think Kid Rock could have worn something other than jeans, and if you are going to smoke this and that, change your clothes often. Is Macy Gray really a man? Do you think Maria Menounos would sleep with Diddy if she thought it would move her up in the world? Patty Hearst did not look very happy when I told her that I thought her daughter looked hot in those naked photos. Hasn't Cheryl Teigs read Vinny Gallo's website? Maybe she has and that is what she wants. Shudder. Everyone kept wanting to touch Eric McCormack's porn star mustache. Best Dressed - Elton John of course. I want to get invited back next year.