Does anyone even believe one second of this Jessica Simpson and John Mayer crap? Hey, I work in LA and I know the value of good publicity or making sure your name is out there. I can appreciate that you sometimes have to do things you do not want to or people you do not want to. BUT, this Johnica thing is going too far. When John Mayer says he is going to get married in May, does anyone even believe it? The pictures they take are so staged and so fakey. I am just waiting for John to show up on Oprah and start dancing on the sofa, screaming in Japanese. None of this would be necessary if Jessica's last CD did any good.
Haha..I love John Mayer effing with the media. I understand doing things "to get your name out there" for Jessica, but not John. He's a successful artist and just won a grammy. Could she be his beard? John usually does nothing for me, but I thought he looked pretty good at the grammy's. But not better than my Justin of course. ;)
ReplyDeleteIMO, John is fucking with the media and his fans a bit. I don't believe this is anything serious. They're on the same label remember.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he gay?
ReplyDeleteRe: Jess & John photo...
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWWWWWWWW
Cyn
i believe they're a couple & *shocks everyone* i think they like each other *GASPS*
ReplyDeleteheather :)
They look as comfortable together as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. She's a beard.
ReplyDeleteI have friends who know Mayer and he is extremely sarcastic w/ a quirky sense of humor. He mocks the whole "celebrity" lifestyle. He's just a really smart, really talented and creative guy who wants to make music. When he answers a reporter in Japanese or bluntly states "May" when someone asks when he's getting married, he is KIDDING. He loves to mess with people b/c thats his sense of humor and I think that's also why Jessica finds him so refreshing and fun. Problem is, people take him literally. Then again, that probably has them laughing even more... I get a huge kick out of it myself!
ReplyDeleteI don't believe in that either, and he is just probably joking about the wedding. Maybe Jessica does like him. What is a beard?
ReplyDeleteIf they weren't hanging all over
ReplyDeleteeach other I would believe it.
Since Jessica is draped on him..
She's a half step up from Paris
Hilton. John! Dump her and get
some indie rock chick with an
Ivy degree..that we would believe.
Unless you're gay. If so,for God's
sake just come out. We don't care.
Fake or not, I have lost any shred of respect I ever had for John Mayer b/c of his association with such a vapid, slutty, UGLY person.
ReplyDeleteI have heard many rumors that John Mayer is gay and that JS is his beard by agreement.
ReplyDeleteVirgo74 - here's the definition of beard from about.com:
A "beard" is a person of the opposite sex who marries or dates a closeted lesbian or gay person to cover up their homosexuality. In the past, often lesbians married gay men so that both could "pass" as straight, either for work or for their families.
Pats Fan
He's not gay, people. He's been w/ Heidi Klum for gods sakes!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Edward Scissorhands in that picture.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about them. This entry should be about Tom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteThere's another picture from that set of them embracing front-to-front, with her looking up at him and him looking down at her. It is, in my mind, a perfect photograph, because both of their expressions are so obviously showing the true emotions: him, condescension and some vein of misogynistic disgust; her, an indifferent look with a sex-kitten glaze hastily smeared over it.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! ^5 Anon @ 1:54.
ReplyDeletePerfectly put!
jessica is a goof. and john too, even though he's way smarter. so they seem to make a good couple.
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