Crazy Days and Nights

So, a pimp's job is to make sure his girls are out there earning. Making Daddy enough money so he can have everything he wants. Cars, houses, vacations, and of course the bling. As an added bonus he gets a little somethin somethin whenever he feels like it. As far as I can tell, the only real difference between Joe "I used to be a preacher" Simpson and a pimp is that the sumthin sumthin is probably done vicariously and a pimp dresses better. I guess Joe had a few Christmas bills to pay because he was pissed that he is not getting his money from his girls (well at least in this case Jessica) Do you notice that Ashlee really does not seem to take much crap from Daddy. Maybe she fought back and that is what happened to her nose. Anyway, it looks kind of Culkinish for Joe to be making his little girl work so hard.

The Hypothetical conversation going on in Justin Timberlake's mind----

When you stop looking like Britney by coloring your hair black, and then tell me your idea of a great girl fling is Pam Anderson instead of someone I might actually think is hot I get upset. But really the last straw was saying you needed to have sex every night when you know I only give it to you once a week. So, now that Britney and I need some positive publicity we can make this world rock by getting back together or maybe I will just take my shot at the person who cannot be named for two weeks or that Lindsay Lohan. Hey even Lance looks cuter than you now. So it is over Cameron. Over.

There are two things wrong with the following story. First I think Ryan Phillippe is just having a fine time being away from Reese Witherspoon and has no plans to get back together with her anytime soon. Second. Can you honestly see Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese together? The only way that is possible if it were as a beard and bearder. Come on. At least say she was having a fling with a gaffer or the craft service guy. Something that would make more sense. This Liza Minelli David Gest thing they are suggesting is just so not right.

Evangeline Lilly wants to go back to doing sex line commercials. She wants to be an actress but is very private and does not want to be recognized by the public. Well would you rather be recognized for being on a hit television show or "hey aren't you that girl from 976-DATE? Do you think you and a couple of your friends could come over now? I got like $50. I would have more but Jess has not been working lately."

You too can have Whitney Houston's used panties. Before now only the rich and famous and those on Celebrity Big Brother UK could have the chance to own some of her used clothes. (No one wanted them after Marilyn and Gavin wore them) No word on whether they were the pair being worn when Bobby had to help her. Well you know. No, I know you remember if you watched the show and really cannot tell you if you did not.

I think we should bet on which Madden relationship will last longer. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden or Sophie Monk and Benji Madden. To me Joel has already shown he can handle adversity and the snickers from his fans so we know he is tough and tested. Plus as long as he can keep Nicole above 85 pounds or so, she should be there for him. As for Sophie and Benji. Maybe she is getting back at her parents? I just have not seen the track record from Benji and so I am going to say Sophie and Benji will break up first.

P.S. For those of you in the UK. I know Celeb Big Brother starts in a few hours so let me know who the celebs are please.