Crazy Days and Nights

So one more day to get all your plugs in to me. I really want to try and make them into at least something reasonably coherent. So far people want me to mention everything from garage sales to dog shows to plays to charities to bands to CD's to comics to a wedding. Well, whatever makes people happy. So, please try and get them in by tomorrow afternoon.


Ummmm. Harry Potter is not wearing his robes. Actually he is not wearing much of anything. I knew he was going to get naked for a play, but I thought he would look like I did when I was 17. A permanent hangover and beer gut. After looking at his pics, I don;t know if I should go to the gym or just talk trash about him.


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. No, not because Paris Hilton is on my mind. This time I threw up a little because Jean-Claude Van Damme is going around telling everyone how he bonked Kylie Minogue. Yes, I am sure she is ashamed and never whispers his name, but it happened. Of course it happened 12 years ago, but I am sure the memories are awful. Women did think he was sexy right?