I believe I told everyone yesterday that Britney Spears was not pregnant, and now her publicist (yes, they lie often) has confirmed the fact that she is not pregnant. For those of you who think I never say a bad word about her, let me say that I am not 100% convinced about the peanut butter/vomit thing. That was a ton of peanut butter. I am going to stick with vomit on that one.
I may be waaaaay out on a limb here, but regardless of what the National Enquirer says, I do NOT think Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are getting married anytime soon, let alone the spring. In fact, I am going to go the opposite direction and say they are more likely to break up than get married. The reason this story really stinks is that he has allegedly popped the question. Vanessa was in front of the world Monday night which would have been a great time to show off a new ring. Nothing, nada, zilch.
"Hi, my name is Pete Doherty and I sling the best B.S. in the world. I live off the earnings of a famous fashion model. I am a barely adequate singer and I do a tremendous amount of drugs. I have been arrested countless times for drugs in the past year, but a judge today told me I was doing a great job trying to get clean."
So, you are getting divorced from the man you thought you would be with forever. You were so confident of your love that you allowed JC Penney to use your wedding photos for their new ad campaign. Now, you will be forced to see your wedding day over and over again on television and billboards and newspapers. You will also be further shamed because JC Penney were the only takers for the pics. On a personal note, Emilie looked crushed on Monday night.
The following story should remind everyone of a few things. #1 is that with the exception of Lindsay it is a pretty slow gossip day which is why I am going to link to a Teri Hatcher story. #2 is that her new boyfriend is one ugly dude. #3 is that the ugly dude once dated Eva Longoria showing everyone that she has in fact dated every guy in Hollywood who asked her out, and some that didn't. BTW for an ugly guy dressed like a cat burglar he does not look too happy about being with Teri.
BTW, how many has Ted C over at E revealed over the years?"
ReplyDeleteHe can't because if he does, he and E will get sued. Plus, does he make up some of those items? Hmm. I still want to know who the heck Toothy Tile is. Is it Jake? Or did it start off being Jake and it ended up being a composite of different people?
I don't buy the whole peanut butter story either. Really, who keeps peanut butter in their pockets?!?! But I also don't think Brit is pregs again. Maybe she was giving him a bj and got sick. I'm sure it's happened to someone before.
ReplyDeleteI would think Nick Lachey would be all the more wiser about marriage this time around, so I hope this story isn't true. I like the guy and am on his team, but I don't think he should get married again so soon after his divorce.
I don't like the pop up comment window, but you can't please everyone. :)
And please, if you get pregnant it doesn't mean you STAY pregnant. There is such a thing as abortion you know.
ReplyDeleteBut when is she going to stop whoring around? And what's the deal with JJ?
ReplyDeleteI like the pop up window. It can be made full screen for those who don't like it. Otherwise it serves the purpose of letting us be able to see the story without having to change screens.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I just wanted to give props to EL for an entertaining and informative website. It's my #1.
Be Adequite! says I like the new window format too...
ReplyDeleteAlright EL, what is your deal with Eva Longoria? Not a fan either, I read your Golden Globe comments about her, but we want more! Pretty girl but she seems like she'd be pretty snarky...also does she constantly cheat on T Parker like reports claim? Fool if she does!
Ent, baby, you're the man.
ReplyDeleteBut, damn you! The idea of you in a tux has made me totally useless at work most of this week.
(I'm betting the suit wasn't a rental)
Has EL every revealed any blinds from November?
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that the reveals will finally be tomorrow. maybe I can get some work done. Searching all day for links and photos, I'm starting to fuse to my leather chair.
ReplyDeleteat first I did not like the pop up window but now that is it gone I like the idea. It's great to be able to flip back and forth
ReplyDeletecant want for friday!
the only BI i can ever recall ted revealing is the one about lance and reichen after lance came out.
ReplyDeleteyay! for friday!!!
FOr the record I like the pop up window.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't understand how someone like Pete Doherty can be so damn lucky.
you don't have to flip back and forth between the two.. click on the link at the top that says "show original post"
ReplyDelete1. Ted has at least revealed 3 items that I can recall (Lance,
ReplyDeleteBritney and Sigourney W.). Why ask at all?
2. I understand that all the world needs to make fun of Pete Doherty's ARRESTS. But please stay off territory that you clearly don't know how to research. The sun is hardly as reliable a source as star (or make that the NE) is. Therefore are your comments about him completely off. It was annoying to read the old story of his gay escort experience repeated here in a completely wrong way. Especially as it never happened. They (the libertines) have more or less brought up the story themselves and it can be read in their (official) biography. Which marks the next point where you're wrong: I highly doubt that there are many "artists" in this world who can sing as well as Pete does. His problem is more in being coherent enough to realize what he's supposed to do in the few cases somebody manages to drag him to a scheduled gig. It's just his current band that are - well - shambles. Listen into the libertines and maybe it'll dawn on you what that guy originally did to become famous enough to get introduced to Kate Moss. As to his living off her? Complete BS. And maybe that's the reason they continue to stick together. He's not very materialistic and the funding of his drugs are very well known, which seems to be all he ever cared for!
3. It has given me a headache (despite the fun this blog is - not in the least due to the commenters) when you claimed to have found yourself for 5 years in the 90's in London and described the concerts in the Virgin Mega store. Please, stay away from stuff in the UK, coz that Mega store only exists since 2004 (or something close to that). It used to be Tower Records. Research around the globe might be easier for people in Europe, so please, don't ruin your own blog by making it clear you just read the internet for research. (And in case of the sun the most made-up-story-source you could possibly find.)
Hey anon. 1:59, Pete was a gay escort?
ReplyDeleteBTW I love him and Kate but I wish he would get off the drugs and use his talent!
what was the blind item that Ted revealed about Britney??
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like the pop-up feature, you can just right-click and open it as a new tab or window.
ReplyDeleteTo anon 3.02:
ReplyDeleteNo, but ENT's BI with the cat (9 lifes) from 01/09 clearly alleged that he was. He even put Kate's photo below his rehash on 01/12. It just pisses me off when stuff that is soooo widely known gets completely distorted.
Carl & Pete have told that story many times themselves. Leaving it in the open which one of them was actually in that situation (being offered money - not doing the deed!). Common guesses have always been it was Carl (by far the prettier of the 2). It was back in the early 90's when they were trying to break through with the libertines. It's just one of the things that the sun keeps dragging out - pointing to the wrong libertine, as Pete's got more tabloid exposure these days.
anon 3.03: ted 02/24/06.
On valentine's day k-fed didn't even show up & britney openly cried in a retail store.
Re: Teri Hatcher's fug boyf -- who in God's name would wear a man-snood to the Golden Globes? I mean, really! That just degrades us all.
ReplyDelete(Translation for my fellow Canadians: "Dude, what's the deal with the toque?")
i love that teri hatcher's 'sexy boyfriend' used to play a houeskeeper/servant on 'general hospital' - the same show that eva longorias ex husband tyler christopher is on.
ReplyDeleteOH Em GEE!
*sally*
OMG, I threw up a little after reading the Sienna Miller/Josh Hartnett hookup!! I loved Sienna on "Keen Eddy" but the girl went insane last year and I can barely stand to look at her now!! It's really a shame. I'm not a huge fan of Josh and he could prolly fall off the face of the earth and I would never notice but no one deserved the apeshit retardation that Sienna is going to bring into his life. All I can say is, I hope she was at least a good lay.
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