Tuesday, January 30, 2007

"Hi, I am Billy Bob Thornton. I am just like EVERY other guy in the world. I want to sit at home and watch sports and cartoons. It does not matter if you are married to Angelina Jolie, or a troll, we all just want to sit around and do nothing. Sure Angelina was hot, but sometimes, aww hell, most of the time sports and cartoons were going to win out for me. Have you ever tried to watch a baseball game in the middle of Africa? I have and it cannot be done."
I also totally believe Billy Bob when he said he had not cheated on Angelina. I would be so scared to. I can just see her staring at me while I am sleeping and just know she is going to do something Misery like.


Everyone always thinks I like Team Aniston more. Honestly, I think Angelina is about ten times hotter. There is a pic of Angelina at Davos, Switzerland from two years ago, and I was like wow. Incredible photo. Intelligent, gorgeous, but she just scares the shit out of me and Brad is scared too. Billy Bob was not whipped by Angelina, just scared to cross her.

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