Crazy Days and Nights

Friday means Four For Friday so it will be coming up later today. I thought you would all find the hints to be more helpful, but in some cases I guess that did not occur. Perhaps I will steer you in a more understandable direction later for the ones you still are having trouble deciphering.


Since I have no prohibition on Nicky Hilton let me tell you that she is going to be at the Golden Globes on Monday night. I cannot wait to talk about her and she who must not be named on Tuesday's blog. I do not know if I want them close to me or the other side of the room. It is kind of like an accident. Should I look? Should I just pretend to not care?


Posh Spice in Playboy? Yesterday, Hugh Hefner made a very public offer to Posh to take part in her very own Playboy pictorial. In addition, the two believable girlfriends of Mr. Hefner also stated they wanted to do a pictorial with Posh and they have big plans for her and her alien body. I think she will pass on the opportunity to become a third, but think she will actually do the solo pictorial. On the link is a video from Hef making the offer.





"Hi, I am Siena Miller and for the past six months you may have noticed I talk about sex a lot. I talk about how it is now with my alleged boyfriend and how it was with all my ex-boyfriends. But, really what I am most proud of is my extremely realistic sex scene in my upcoming movie. Now, I understand no one really wants to see the movie. They just want to see the sex scene. So, to save you the time and trouble of actually going to the movie theatre, I am just going to let you see my sex scene. And for those of you at work, it is not safe. Remember it is realistic." (EL's note - you may have to click on the screen to get it started)


Pam Anderson thinks Sacha Baron Cohen should get a Golden Globe for Borat. I agree, so the world must be about to end. Pamela wants to also get involved in more issues worldwide. This is new LA codespeak for I am going to adopt a few babies also so watch out.


That guy from the "cat" blind item is allegedly getting married this weekend. Two pieces of advice for Ms. Moss. If you are arguing over who the best man is going to be, this is probably not going to work out. If you are always doing things at your house or your vacation home because he spent all his money on drugs this is another sign that things might not work out. Now, I could be wrong. I am sure there are a long line of drug fueled, money hungry marriages that have lasted a lifetime.

K-Fed is not getting $50 million or anything even close despite what all the "insiders" say.


Take one guy from four different boy bands and put them together. What do you get? A reality show that actually looks interesting.


Ummm, Courteney Cox says there will never be a Friends reunion show. I say she is wrong and that there will be one within the next two years. You say, EL, she would know. And I say, yes she would and she is not going to say anything to distract people from her new show Dirt. The reunion show will happen.

Last, but certainly not least are some congrats to Spicy over at celebritysmack who is having her very first radio interview over the weekend. She is a great person and manages to juggle even more than me to make her blog work. Spicy does not want you to confuse her with Posh Spice or the pictorial with the Girls Next Door and does not want to be any closer than necessary to the alien.