Crazy Days and Nights

As of today it looks like I am about ten days behind in my e-mails, so please be patient. Also, if you e-mailed me, make sure you check your bulk folder as they sometimes slip in there. As I have said before I do write everyone back, it just can take a little time. I appreciate all the tips, comments, questions and everything else you send.

As Courtney Love said here last week, she has been experimenting in the world of online dating. Now comes the news that Alec Baldwin is looking to do some dating online. After his version of speed dating at the Golden Globes, this should be fun. But really, more fun would be if he brought a camera on all those dates, and even better would be if he and Ms. Love hooked up on e-harmony. Can you imagine a date between them?

Ummm, didn't Justin Timberlake hook up with Alyssa Milano a few years ago? Didn't Eva Longoria leave JC Chasez for Tony Parker or someone in between? Does the term playing basketball have any other meanings, or did People magazine really devote their time and energy and a reporter's salary to report on a 3some hoop fest? Oh, and if you enjoy looking at a photoshopped Eva, then you can click here for some new, almost naked pictures of her. Tony must be so proud.

About once a week or so, it seems I post some pics that are NSFW. Not that I get a thrill out of it, and I am sure none of you bother to click it either. However, I just could not resist these pics of a topless Mena Suvari on some beach. Is that a necklace around her neck or something else? Kind of looks like the guy behind her is pulling it.

Ladies, I want you to know that I looked for some NSFW pics for you, and all I could find were these pics of Josh Duhamel in a Speedo. If you can forget who he sleeps with, then maybe you can enjoy.

I have no idea if this story is true, but the thought of Drew Barrymore running through Irish wheat fields naked sounds kind of painful actually. Does she wear shoes, or does she get completely naked? Does it itch when the wheat stalks hit your skin? In case you cannot

Running out of people to hit in the Northern Hemisphere, Naomi Campbell traveled to Brazil to find a new group of maids, butlers, and other help who will be willing to be assaulted. Who really cares that she is going to Brazil? Why does something like this even make the news?

What would you do for $80 million dollars? I think that is a question both Paul and Heather are thinking right now. Paul is saying, hmmm, I got me some for a few years, and have a wonderful daughter. But, for $80M, you think I would get a little extra now and again. Did he even get to watch her videos? Maybe she just sat him in front of the television and played them for him with all kinds of promises before they got married. Heather is probably saying something to the extent, of 365 days a year for five years is 1825 days and 43,800 hours and got paid $80M which works out to $1826.48 an hour. More than she used to earn anyway.

Angelina Jolie admits she has no regular human emotions. She just gets scarier and scarier. I hope Brad sleeps with one eye open. As I am typing this, I got a vision of Angelina just staring at Brad through the night, not even sleeping one second. Just staring, and when he wakes up, she turns on some acting switch.

Whenever it is a slow gossip day or I need some cheering up, I go on over to MediaTakeout where I am always amused by their balls and shocked they are never sued. So, there are about fifty shocking stories over there, but I will settle for the Whitney Houston and Ray-J story which claims they are dating. We already know how Whitney feels about help in the bathroom and Ray-J has his own brand of love for bathroom lovin as well. The fact that she is old enough to be his mom adds that extra twist. You can just spend fascinating amounts of time thinking of the possibilities of this couple.