Thanks for all the feedback on the new format. It is much appreciated and glad your eyes are no longer hurting.
I do not usually link to other blogs directly, but rather just link to the articles themselves, but for Spicy I make an exception. Plus, she wrote a really good review on the Courtney Love book.
Now for the Blind Item I promised earlier. It is really short, and my plan was to post it on Friday when I do the quick hits, but honestly there is a chance it may come out before Friday. As we have seen, many of my blind items become not so blind after a few days so it is important to be quick.
What newly engaged couple may already be calling it quits because of HER wandering eye? Whenever he is away, SHE is on the lookout for something quick and meaningless. He has caught her in the past, but this time SHE may have gone too far.
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Some advice for celebrities. If you start dating someone who has a book about to come out, think about if they like you or the publicity that comes with dating you. I am glad you finally listened to someone Lance.
Hee! And it supposed to be "easy to guess", right? EVA LONGORIA. Damn - cause her e-bling is BAM. Does she have to give that sucker back?
ReplyDeleteAlt: Willa Ford ... but *yawn* who would care about that. Though I heard her "dance partner" left the DWTS tour 'cause of the double nutcracker of heartbreak & humiliation.
Ha easy! Eva longoria and that nba player.
ReplyDeleteI think she cheated with kiefer sutherland
i dont remember where i saw a pic of them from an award show of this week-end.
Yeah that cannot last. HE IS 24 years old! This will be her second marriage. blah blah blah, she's annoying.
ReplyDeletewait what happened with willa ford?
ReplyDeleteYup, this is easy. Eva Longwhoria. She's known for sleeping around big time.
ReplyDeletetotes eva longoria. although if ellen pompeo would gain, like, 10 pounds, it could be her.
ReplyDeleteI vote Eva, she was the first to pop into my mind. Ellen Pompeo seems to possesive of her guy...did you see that Punk'd episode? I dont get the impression that she would go elsewhere, but Eva, definitely
ReplyDeleteThis is no doubt Eva. Can they please get rid of her annoying character on Desperate Housewives?
ReplyDeleteGGA
I agree, Eva. We all know how she rolls.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link E.L.
Whoria for sure. I knew this wouldn't last but it'll be over by FRIDAY??!!! ha ha haa haaaa
ReplyDeleteHow bout Kate Moss and Pete Doherty?
ReplyDeleteYup. It's got to be Evil Longoria.
ReplyDeleteDidn't it hit Gawker a few months back that she banged some much older guy? I'm talking like grandfather old. It was a good set of three blind items, Evil's being one.
Oh, and I don't know who you are, Crazy Days and Nights, but I find your new blog to be fabulous. You're smoking the competition.
Hugs and kisses. Dano.
totally eva
ReplyDeleteobviously that so-desperate for validation yappy rodent eva whats-her-name.
ReplyDeletewhat's with the "HE SHE" - a double-blind item reference to the way her face looks pre-wax??
p.s.
ReplyDeleteblind-item lore has it ellen pompeo is bulimic - apparently her fingers are discoloured from her illess.
no wonder she was such a bitch in punk'd.
Life imitates art: EVA!
ReplyDeleteHey Ent,
ReplyDeleteAfter the useful A to D list stuff, how about helping us compile a little Publicist-to-English phrasebook so we can decipher what is really being said, based on conventional wisdom in Hollywood. (Crap, did I just use "Hollywood" and "wisdom" in the same sentence?) No names necessary, but for example, when (as happened recently) the star has a big public hissy fit and the publicist's denial is "That doesn't sound like her," don't they really mean "She was obviously off her face and thus her comments are unrecognizable as the sweet public person you've come to know and love, so truthfully, it DOESN'T *sound* like her"?
It's clear that publicist-speak often amounts to just a lot of hedging and, one assumes, plenty of outright lying, but some phrases seem to be more widely accepted shorthand, and it might be handy to have a little decoder ring. I guess we can do it ourselves here in the comment forum, but it would be great if you could get us started.
I think these publicists, besides for being brown nosers, are really bad publicists. They cannot think of anything better to say than, "It doesn't sound like her."?
ReplyDeleteOr about the letter LL wrote to Altman, she said to the press "leave her alone." What? Are you kidding? Her drugged up mother could have said those things, but a paid publicist? WOW.