I think the time has come for us to learn the truth. No more comments like," a friend said Jennifer Aniston has a broken heart or she thinks Angelina Jolie is a witch." I think Ms. Aniston herself or her publicist should e-mail me and let me know exactly what is what so we can stop talking about what she may or may not be feeling or thinking or what the timeline was when Angelina "loved going to work."
See, when I hear the truth, I can report the truth. So, I can tell you for a fact that Britney Spears did NOT cheat on K-Fed with "piano around neck guy aka PANG" or JR Rotten or whatever his name is. Britney knew JR, but nothing happened until AFTER the infamous text. It is also my understanding that Britney got a little drunk the other night when she was bumping and grinding with JR and that will not happen again. (not the drinking part, but the bumping and grinding with JR) Speaking of the piano around the neck guy, it looks like the 17 year old was not enough for the week so he decided to take a shot at Bai Ling. After I was so complimentary to Bai about her diversity award she went and did this.
In the relationships that are either plain disturbing or just will not last department. On one side we have Hilary Swank dating her agent. (I smell a lawsuit down the road and definitely a switch in agents.) The other side brings us Sharon Stone and Christian Slater. The latter coupling is specifically why the terms OMG and WTF? were invented. I really hope Sharon enjoys strip clubs and that
Christian enjoys writing songs and attending charity events.
Random hypothetical thought - "If you get me pregnant again or at least let me tell the world how much I love my baby and how I want another one, I will let you go live with your male ex-lover for a few weeks. I will keep the focus on me while you go do your tranny thing."
Jennifer's reservoir of support is slowly ebbing away....Angie has done a lot of positive things and the MiniVan Brigade can see that now. Much as it galls them.
ReplyDeleteFor the BI, are we talking about Jordan (Katie Price) and her husband?
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Bai Ling is crazy. JR is drunk on publicity. Match made in heaven. Coz we're talking about them now aren't we?
ReplyDeleteNice work Ent
Plz clear this up....Did u recruit JeezeLouise??
Nope the blind item is referring to Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rosdale.
ReplyDeleteabsoloutley gwen and gavin. A single tear.....
ReplyDeleteWell, it'd have to be Gwen and Gavin, since she recently just said to the press that Kingston is amazing, but she'd love to have another baby soon!
ReplyDeleteEL has to have recruited someone to write on this blog. The styles are so different, and obvious at times. If there are 2 people, I suggest that they start signing their names at the end...
ReplyDeletealso he did gwen and gavin (i assume) very recently in a similar blind item, which makes repeating it today very strange. either it's two separate couples with the same story (possible), or there are two writers, or there is one writer who is also the guy from memento.
ReplyDeleteThre previous BI alluded to Gavin being reunited with his ex in the upcoming days. This BI was to confirm that he did his part and Gwen is allowing him to go for a few weeks.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Gavin and Gwen. I love Gavin. This sucks. Sometimes it's nice not to know all the imperfections of people you like. It ruins the image.
ReplyDeleteI hope you recruited Buzz! :)
ReplyDeleteHe'll give out names too.
No wonder Gwen and Gavin are hardly pictured together. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteLet me sum it up for everyone.
ReplyDeleteJennifer is desperate and pathetic; hard to say if it really hurts or if she's crying all the way to the bank. Personally, I think she's too shallow to be really broken up. She likes the attention.
Jolie is a conniving, hateful bitch. Notice how she settled down once she landed Pitt? That's called literally sleeping your way to the top. And her 'humanitarian' endeavors? A more cynical person could deduce that she merely enjoys to travel. She's a much better actress during (and after!) her interviews than she is in films. I don't have the energy to do the big write up on why I can't stand her myself, but you wouldn't be Team Jolie if you knew more than you did.
Oh, and all the fuss in the matter, Brad Pitt? He sure is pretty (or was before the plastic surgeon) but he's dumb as rocks. Seriously. I think he likes to giggle and blow snot bubbles when nobody is looking. At least when he thinks nobody is looking...
Dano.
I wouldn't believe anything Jennifer or her publicist say anyway.
ReplyDeleteGwen and Gavin. Doesn't everyone remember when she was licking Silverlake? Hmm, I do. Speaking of two way streets, Angie is manstealing c*nt. Everyone knows it. Jen needs to say it, once out loud, then get off the dust, and move on. Screw Huvane. Now he's going to come kill me, uh oh.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't anyone remember that Slater is HIV+? Up next, runnng around the house with scissors?
ReplyDeleteyou know i thought it was Gwen adn Gavin too...but we also heard Katie Holmes talkin bout another baby too...and if it were her im sure she was praying to L.ron cuz we all know that Tom's...just not that into her.
ReplyDeletegavin is very much straight..i worked for them both in the past as an event driver...lets just say i practically had to hose down the backseat after an awards show a year or so ago..lol.
ReplyDeleteThe first one is Jim Caviezel...which is sad, because he's hot. The last one is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
ReplyDeleteJennifer,
ReplyDeleteI've known Jim for twenty years. You are so wrong it is laughable. He and his wife have had a lovely son for awhile now.
Dano said:
ReplyDelete"Oh, and all the fuss in the matter, Brad Pitt? He sure is pretty (or was before the plastic surgeon) but he's dumb as rocks."
LMAO!
I thought it was only me who thought Pitt had work done on his face. I have never understood all the buzz about him... cause I have always thought he looked like a monkey. Mr. Monkey-Face. Who I have to agree is dumb. It is just painful to listen to him speak about his thoughts on anything. Did he ever graduate from high school?
I also don't buy into the huge PR tour that him and Jolie have been on... I have never seen two people so obsessed with being in the middle of a media storm as those two are, seriously, I have not seen two more self-center people as Jolie and Pitt. Geez... I wish they would just shut up and go away.
I will say this... I never understood all the hate geared towards Anniston. She did not ask to be dragged into this shit-storm.
It is as if this is one huge high-school drama where everybody is in your business... and no one actually knows the truth.
Just a bunch of mean mouth people passing judgement on getting publically dumped for the town whore.
Dano,
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff and I agree that Jolie and Pitt are not worth the air that they breathe. I am still laughing at the snot bubbles.
GGA
that stinks I had a huge crush on Gavin in Jr. high... bummer. Why would Gwen stay with him she is so hot and talented she could have anyone?
ReplyDeleteSo feel bad for Jennifer she should really just concentrate on herself and ignore what the public thinks whats important is herself.
I really do like Jolie's image though she is making it cool to be a strong powerful woman which is always a good message to send. I just wish Jennifer would push the same message instead she is being casted as the quite meak wife who is wronged she should fight back in a big way... come to think of it maybe she did by the public opinion people like Jolie but they still think she was wrong for what she did and will always think of her as a husband stealer and karma does exist so I see Pitt leaving her.
i read the below awhile ago and it makes me think it's not Gwen & Gavin
ReplyDeleteDo you guys all know the story about Gavin Rossdale's love child?
For those who don't, here's a fill in: Two years ago – when Daisy Lowe was 15 – she found out that her godfather, Gavin, was actually her father. It seems that Gavin and Daisy's mom, Pearl Lowe, had a fling, but remained close friends. So close that Pearl asked Gavin to be the godfather of the child she was expecting. Or at least that's the story they're sticking to.
fo real
ReplyDeletesorry that was dated a while ago and just a note Gwen knows
random thought is so gwen.
ReplyDeletei wonder if their arrangement is healthy (i.e equal and mutually beneficial) or the result of a crazy power differential.
"Jolie is a conniving, hateful bitch. Notice how she settled down once she landed Pitt? That's called literally sleeping your way to the top."
ReplyDelete- Angelina Jolie was a successful actress and humanitarian before she ever met Brad Pitt. She had her Oscar, among other awards, her son and her U.N. position way before she met Pitt.
- I wouldn't consider Brad Pitt to be "the top" but obviously you do. Maybe she settled down with him because she loves him? She could settle down with probably anyone and there are actors, musicians and industry stars who are more powerful and connected than Brad Pitt yet she chose him.
"And her 'humanitarian' endeavors? A more cynical person could deduce that she merely enjoys to travel. "
- Yes, because travelling to poor areas is so much fun, right? Orphanages are a blast! In case you haven't noticed, the places she travels to on the behalf of the U.N. are not exactly the hot spots of the rich and superficial. She goes there because she cares. She gets photographed because it is her job to bring attention to the cause.
"I don't have the energy to do the big write up on why I can't stand her myself, but you wouldn't be Team Jolie if you knew more than you did."
Thank goodness for your lack of energy. Your "insider" knowledge is really overwhelming.
"Oh, and all the fuss in the matter, Brad Pitt? He sure is pretty (or was before the plastic surgeon) but he's dumb as rocks."
- Didn't you just call this guy "the top" before calling him dumb as rocks? Dumb people do not last in the movie business as long as he has. Dumb people do not acquire vast real estate holdings. Dumb people do not start their own businesses.
Angelina Jolie is not perfect but I appreciate what she has done lately to 1) promote humanitarian causes 2) take up strong female roles while most actresses play victims or enablers in their movies.
Jennifer also has alot of personal struggles as she does not speak to her mom, although Brad has tried numerous times to get them on speaking terms again as Brad is very close his people.
ReplyDeleteI rarely see her smile, and believe that they ALL are overrated, especially Jennifer.
Gwen Stafani I believe, may have some self esteem issues, because before she met Gavin, she was dating one of the band members from her group "No Doubt" and he had to break it off with her and she was very, very heartbroken.
Too many blogs waste their time on Britney and who she is with.
Anonymous 3.37 said
ReplyDelete'... I have never seen two people so obsessed with being in the middle of a media storm as those two are, seriously, I have not seen two more self-center people as Jolie and Pitt. Geez... I wish they would just shut up and go away.
I will say this... I never understood all the hate geared towards Anniston. She did not ask to be dragged into this shit-storm.'
Thought they shut up and went away for 2yrs while Maniston was 'poor rejected media darling'?
Seems llike 'monkey face' and the 'town whore' are truly untouchable so far.
Must really get up yr ignorant misinformed nose! Sure its not you in high school? Learn to spell. Then check this out...
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5417
Haha!
UKGrrl
Bizarre scan on ONTD
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Enough already Jennifer. Seriously. Either Huvane is trying to destroy all yr credibility or u r truly traumatised. No one measures up? Really?!
Don't do this to yourself. This has gone on long enough and we are all OVER IT.
These 'sources close to' leaks r doing more harm than good. Speak up already.
How about Hillary Swank? She dumped her poor husband, who obviously adored her if you've ever seen the way he acted around or talked about her, for her AGENT who was married and had just had a new baby. (And I think another child?) But somehow she managed to fly under the radar. Talk about a husband stealer! And so much for her own vows! What about til death do us part, Hil? And she has the nerve to air his personal problems in Vanity Fair, when he had been sober for the past few years, to try to get the spotlight off herself and make it seem like it was his fault. Her recent actions have completely changed my opinion of her.
ReplyDeleteI am always amused of people sticking up for celebrities as if you kicked their dog. These people don't give a rat's ass about you, me or anybody else. They only care about themselves, so stop wasting your time caring about actors.
ReplyDeleteGGA
Jennifer Aniston is thisclose to making movies for Lifetime television for women. The Chin may have money but it still sucks to be her. Never liked the bitch anyway.
ReplyDeleteBrad and Angelina are def not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas Tree. Case in point, their first venture in naming a baby together. I mean, who wants to to be continually ridiculed by their peers by being called Piloh Shitt their whole life?
ReplyDeleteThe Aniston-Pitt marriage was over before Jolie came along.
ReplyDeleteEveryone just needs to move on and Jen needs to stop the "pity party." She's not that good of an actress.
throwing this out there:
ReplyDeleteaniston is a cocaine addict, using more heavily since The End but stemming from when she and C. Cox started together that season of Friends when they both got REALLY thin.
an old gatecrasher blind item suggested brad left after he admitted to cheating with angelina but only after giving her an ultimatum intervention-style.
an audience member of her infamous oprah show appearance said she drank the bottle of bubbles she brought for oprah in less than 10 minutes - all to herself.
hmmmn.
Has it been confirmed that Gavin Rossdale is definately going to be in the Big Brother house??
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