Blind Items Revealed #5

August 29, 2026

The new Queen likes to say she was pressured and felt uncomfortable when she visited the dead pedo long after he got out of jail. Lets see. She did drugs and hooked up with other women while it was all being recorded, so maybe that is what made her uncomfortable. 

Queen Mette-Marit of Norway/Jeffrey Epstein

Four For Friday - Random

One of them is a 90s TV star (#1) who shares a baby daddy with the permanent A list singer (#2). The other played the middle sister (#3) on the show about the overcrowded SF abode. Both were on a celebrity mediumship steamer series (#4) a few years ago. Maybe they should send the Elvira-esque exorcist (#5) to lend a hand, being one degree of separation from the "Africatown" curse. 

Your Turn

Jukebox in the bar. What is the song you are paying money to hear.

Blind Items Revealed #4

August 29, 2026

With all the work done to her face, this former peach Housewife is going to be the subject of a Druski skit one day soon. 

Kenya Moore

Blind Items Revealed #3

August 23, 2026

Much like the GTA 6 leaker, the host/agitator/rap manager always said he had a dead man's switch on blackmail material and sex tapes he needed to activate every 24 hours. It is not looking like that now.

Milo Yiannoupoulos

Blind Items Revealed #2

August 29, 2026

I'm sure the general public as well as his fans wish that the former Vampire actor would try and go back to acting instead of grifting off fans he has been grifting for years. The new product feels very pet rock. 

Ian Somerhalder/Limited Edition Daylight Ring

Blind Item #8

The creator of the double-digit-running spooky series and that one with the singing teenagers is salivating over the podcast tale about the curse in South L.A. He'll have to fight the sexy doctors/presidential mistress shows' creator for it, even though he works with multiple actors directly connected to the true story. 

Blind Item #7

In the city King James chose over L.A., this reptilian university chased down the blue state rep for unpaid tuition while blowing most of its coffers on bad real estate investments.