Blind Item #18

Are we just ignoring the singer/songwriter/guitarist from the permanent A list band and what he did to a 15 year old when he was 30? It feels like we are.

Blind Item #17

At this point, the reality family doesn't even pretend they are even homeschooling the directional offspring. Why are they letting her hang out all day with adult men. It is wrong on so many levels. 

Blind Item #16

Speaking of lots of work done, this former late night actress is unrecognizable. She likes it that way because her old face and body made her insecure. 

Blind Item #15

The much younger wife of the former superhero said he should get some work done to his face. It looks awful. 

Blind Item #14

The mayoral challenger with the noodle-soup-adjacent surname and the fishy incumbent are playing chicken. They both know exactly what's going on with the fire reports omitting the budget's culpability. That includes the rigged media apologism in major papers and on social media. But one candidate is possibly criminally liable, and the other is probably scared for her life to talk about it. This boils down to one of those bipartisan lock steps that never ends well, until the rest of the world is looking. 

Blind Item #13

The wealthy bookseller can't get into an exclusive country club because the membership committee can't stand his wife. 

Blind Item #12

This state celebrity hooks up with a rapper in private, and in exchange, he pays her to act like a super fan and promote him on social media.

Blind Item #11

The misspelled mood singer thought his upcoming tour would sell out everywhere, but not many people are attending, so his team is reaching out to people to give away cheap or even free tickets just to make the crowd look full.