Blind Item #18

This offspring of a former A++ lister is just like all the rest. He is ready to do a good old fashioned rug pull and then join the Hawk Tuah girl in infamy.

Blind Item #17

This on again off again Housewife loves drama. She says it gets her television bookings. Her latest guy is a perfect example of that.

Blind Item #16

This permanent A list actor is married and is an Oscar winner/nominee plus a few of the other big ones and is not named Jeff Goldblum, at least for the purposes of this specific blind. The fact that our actor, not named Jeff for this blind at least, cheats on his wife would be one of the biggest scandals in Hollywood. It would be huge. It shouldn't be a shocker though because he has always been a lecherous pig on set. He just gets away with it because he is so cool and so fun and so well liked so no woman ever complains about him. 

Blind Item #15

The cat sound cat sound designer is going out of business. 

Blind Item #14

I'm sad for this former A- list actress who thinks she has found true love. He just likes her for her money and cheats on her with his long time girlfriend. 

Blind Item #13

So, let me you tell you a story. We have the alliterate one burned multiple times by the producer with the business card. She then decides hey, let me marry a real film producer, he must be loaded. He wasn't. So, she has basically spent her prime earning years working her way up to a B list role on a mid-tier cable show that no one really watched. If she had done what her fellow suitcase people had done she could have been married to a multi-millionaire or made millions doing yachting. Instead, she really has zero.

She sees her friends in the big city grabbing the bag and holding on while she lives in a two bedroom condo. She wants big money, but she needs cover so gets the cook who she cucks. It is also at this time that she really begins to try and work those friendships she has with fixers like the Soho guy but also the best friend of the ginger haired cuck. Yes, she had to f**k him long before she ever was with the ginger haired cuck. But, the ginger haired one thinks the friendship fell apart because his friend kept trying to hit on the alliterate one and she felt unsafe around him. She is good at that kind of thing.

The problem the alliterate one faced is that she was a decade removed and a decade older from her peak fame. The rich guys didn't need bit part television and movie actresses, they had a whole catalog to choose from on Instagram. 

Thee alliterate one would shuffle paid gigs that the Soho guy would arrange or the best friend but also try to land a rich guy on her own. Hence the golfer and the late night soccer actor. The crazy thing about her and the late night soccer actor is of course the ex of the late night soccer actor who was a recruiter for the disgraced producer.  

The alliterate one did as she was told and made a lot of money. The thing is she spent most of it trying to keep up with her friends. She blamed the guy she was living with for not trying harder and not making enough, even though why should he do anything for her. The alliterate one loved traveling overseas all first class which is something she had never done before. She felt like a rock star or a princess. She never wanted that feeling to end. But, it couldn't last. So, she was grateful after the earring assignment to be introduced to the ginger haired cuck. She told her friends at the time, and which will be included in the book, that it was her easiest conquest ever. He was so grateful to be hooking up with a television actress and he would watch her sex scenes and then brag to people that he got to sleep with her.

She had never met anyone so easy to manipulate. She also told her friends he was as dumb as a box of rocks, but she was done hustling. The pregnancy test hoax that was discussed earlier was the final hook. Apparently, there are two photos of the test. One sent to her friends asking her what to do two months before she trapped the ginger haired one with the same test which she sent to her friends with the caption, "Recognize this?"

Blind Item #12

This A- list actress not named Jenna is sandbagging her skills for the reality show so people think she is learning from scratch.

Blind Item #11

Is this simply a tactic to boost his image or is history repeating itself? The A-list foreign-born gossipy actor rallied to his PR bottom-of-the-pyramid dancer’s defense, who then swiftly posted an accusation against fans of alleged bullying. However, the bottom-of-the-pyramid dancer shouldn’t be criticizing others; she has her own skeletons in the closet.