Blind Item #16

This actor/writer/director/producer is already casting for young men to play the students at Cornell. He will be having a lot of one on one auditions. 

Blind Item #15

There are several people who are trying to kill this reality star/adult star/celebrity so he takes all the secrets to the grave.

Blind Item #14

The life insurance fund that is the support for the should be in jail foreign born A+ list athlete's contract is about to collapse. 

Blind Item #13

The alliterate one couldn't get free tickets to Paris Fashion Week, so if you see here there it is because she once again leeched off someone for a paid ticket or one of their free tickets. 

Blind Item #12

In his diary, this now dead offspring says he was constantly bullied by this female A list celebrity now married to a singer. 

Blind Item #11 - Fan Theory #2

It is not a coincidence that the A-list foreign born gossipy actor is only seen in Cyprus. Those “Random sightings” are a part of the PR package deal. However, the deal is nearly done as the bottom of the pyramid dancer does not want any skeletons revealed. 

Blind Item #10 - Fan Theory #1

This foreign-born gossipy actor and his “supposed significant other” made another carefully timed appearance together, this time at a family wedding celebration overseas.

The problem?

Apparently nobody reminded the actor that when you’re trying to convince everyone you’re part of the world’s “cutest couple”, you’re generally supposed to look like you’re enjoying standing next to your other half.

While the actual newlyweds were smiling and leaning into each other, our actor stood several inches away from his companion, stone-faced, holding her upper arm like he was escorting her out of the venue.

But the universe supplied the punchline.

Across the actor’s hat was a Portuguese word famous for describing a deep, bittersweet longing for someone or something absent.

You truly couldn’t script it better.

Maybe next time somebody should worry less about getting the couple into the same photograph and more about getting the actor to look happy to be there.

BONUS: Within hours, fan accounts were already circulating the photograph as proof of just how “cute” the couple supposedly is while others were completely photoshopping her out of the photo all together.

Sometimes the PR writes its own satire.

Blind Item #9

Allegedly, the feline group and their sister group have some of the worst contracts in the music industry. Worse than even their spiritual predecessors.