Sunday, August 05, 2018

Blind Item #4

This probably now former late night actor turned mess was in a hurry to open a plastic wrapped package of drugs. The next thing you know he needed stitches.

17 comments:

  1. How do you get stitches by opening a packet? Anyone care to connect the dots please?

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    1. Attempting to do the drugs before paying for them

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  2. Is this referring to the photo of ari cleaning up his booboo? I don’t think enty means he didn’t pay for them, something about the plastic wrap is a clue- maybe he was jonesing so bad that he tore into the mailed drugs like an animal and sliced himself?

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  3. He tried using a knife or box cutter to open it and cut himself.

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  4. maybe his hands were shaky from a lack of said drugs.

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  5. Or a razor blade, Sara. Happened to a friend of mine. He tried to take the blade out of a disposable razor, like the dumbass he was.

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  6. And definitely former.
    I don't see how they can justify keeping him on, since he's the weakest link whether using or not.

    In the early days of SNL, everyone was on drugs. The scripts were written during all night coke binges.
    But Pete Davidson is no John Belushi.

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  7. The last thing SNL needs is another dead junkie.

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  8. That really says something to be regarded as the weakest link on a show full of nothing but weak links.

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  9. Never truer, @DoTell.

    SNL is such transparent 'programming,' which maybe it always was and I just didn't recognize it, but at least it was consistently FUNNY. The SNL now is rarely funny, and the level of talent among the lowest, if not The Lowest, it's ever been.

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  10. I cut the shit out of myself using scissors to open a box. Happens.

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  11. Anonymous3:45 PM


    SNL is losing their focus, it seems. I wouldn't hire Pete Davidson to flip burgers, let alone to star on network television. Who makes these casting choices!?

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