Blind Item #11
This old, foreign born permanent A++ list singer/musician got absolutely hammered at a party this past week and played versions of some of his most massive hits. Apparently he made all the versions R to X rated. Absolutely everyone loved it and no idea he had those versions in his head.
Paul McArtney
ReplyDeleteIn St.Barths....(neighboring island and he’s there with his daughter)
DeleteMcCartney*
Delete“Maybe I’m amazed at the way you (insert naughtiness) me all the time.... maybe I’m amazed at the way I (insert more naughtiness) you:)
DeleteI stayed at the castle he married Heather mills at back in 02 on my honeymoon. It was awesome. No stories of bawdy songs but my ex was terrified by a spirit that stood over her. Creepy.
DeleteOh do tell. I love a ghost story
DeleteMe too... and that’s an amazing place to have stayed 🥂
DeleteMeant I love a good ghost story... never stayed there but must be stunning
DeleteShaaaare the ghost story! I believe they exist (thankfully the ones in my house—nevermind). Share the one at the castle! 👻👻👻👻
DeleteCastle Leslie in County Monaghan, north central Ireland. More of a Manor house than a "castle". We were in Papa Jack's room on the top floor, one of the smallest, but still had a 500 year old Italian bed from some castle and all of the books on the dresser had random letters from the author in then. Winston Churchill's christening gown was in the living room. At the top of the staircase (which is filled with stern pictures of ancestors staring down at you) the landing had @50 busts of... people. Who knows. Just a bunch of greatness. Okay, scene set
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DeleteAnyway, the place has a great restaurant and the ex and I sat down to a fine dinner. I got the "whatever the chef wants to make" with wine, and literally got a bottle of wine with every course. Needless to say, I was feeling no pain. So we bought another bottle and chilled in the parlor with the other guests ion the house, who all had bottles, then we got more bottles, hey, Ireland. Finally go upstairs @ 1am. I pass out. Next day as soon as there is a hint of daylight I start to wake up and she is laying next to me literally shaking and beyond freaked out. After I was out she started hearing footsteps walking back and forth at the foot of the bed, to the point of thinking I had gotten up. Then she feels this presence come up to the side of the bed. She said it was a young boys, 10ish, and he looked down at us and smiled, seeming approving of us. Her grandfather's passed away while we were in Ireland, just a day or 2 before this happened, and we were in the childhood room of the Great-Grandfather of the current Lord Leslie. She was always somewhat 'sensitive' and had some other freaky things happen, so this was not unprecedented. Once we got up and had breakfast (Irish oatmeal and a shot of Bushmills) she refused to go back to the room. I had to pack everything, and now I was totally freaked out, so it was a fun time. Fascinating place. Can't stay in the rooms in theatres anymore though. Truly an experience.
Oh lord....
DeleteI’m Irish ☘️ too(half) an had a my husbands (Irish) grams try to haunt me out if his(hers till she died) home. Harrowing... levitation and all.
You tell a tale many probably know.. but nonetheless-very unique
Thank you for sharing it Nerf poodles
Deletelol Tricia you can't yada yada 'levitation' please share
Deleteelton john
ReplyDeleteTom Jones? Probably not, actually; don't think anyone would be surprised he had those versions in his head, lol.
ReplyDeleteBono Vox
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in high school, a musical friend of mine "rewrote" The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" and renamed it "Behind Hair P**" and 30 years later I still hear his version whenever the original comes on the radio.
ReplyDeleteReplace I Think I Love You
ReplyDeleteFrom the Partridge Family with
I Think I’m Pregnant
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ReplyDeleteA++ is so rarefied it makes me think it could only be McCartney.
ReplyDeleteNeil Young.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Sir Paul!
ReplyDeleteSir McSmutty, if this is about him.
DeleteAnd here I was thinking John was the smuttier one. Someone please leak the lyrics! Grace the plebs with some of this rarified smut. The people want smut.
I'm going with Tricia's guess on this one. Her track record speaks for itself.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good horse to bet on, always.
DeleteMaybe not *always* but nine out of ten for sure
Gotta be Sir Paul. Beatles always had unprintable versions of their songs, although unfairly people assumed John had the dirtiest mind.
ReplyDeleteHa! Barry Manilow
ReplyDeleteNever mind, didn't see the foreign born part
ReplyDeleteI have a song I wrote. It's called "stuffing you with my love sausage". It's a ballad.
ReplyDeleteMcCartney is singer and musician and perm A++
ReplyDeleteBarry would never!
ReplyDeletej/k
Must be McCartney. I once read he had the tune for "Yesterday" before he had the words and went around calling it "Scrambled Egg" until he came up with the real lyrics. (This blind makes me wonder what he really was calling it in his head. "Hump my Leg"? "I'm so gay"?)
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Rod Stweart too @hothotheat
ReplyDeleteTricia, I'm starting to think you're one of the Himmmms. You know too much! lol.
ReplyDeleteYou mean -Herrrrrrrrr😉
DeleteNah- just an insightful insider /decided outsider🤙
Elton?
ReplyDeleteYes +1 Tricia - definitely Paul.
ReplyDeleteMorrissey
ReplyDeleteNO ONE disses my Barry!
ReplyDeleteJagger ?
ReplyDeletePaul McCartney or Elton John
ReplyDeleteTricia!!! Levitation!???? OMG..Grams was serious!! Glad you made it out okay and it is over, i hope! Thanks for the story to you and Nerf Poodles.
ReplyDeleteOr was it "Faul McCartney", the wily imposter who took over after the fatal car accident?
ReplyDeleteLOL! @ Lucy - I agree...come on Tricia! Share girl!
ReplyDeleteSir Paul x
ReplyDeleteThere is a story about stella putting out her cigarette on heather mill's fake leg back in the day.
ReplyDeleteElton John supposed to be sober so he's an unlikely candidate.
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