I’ll stay away from the gimmicks.
Just give me the inexpensive tasty doughnut — with the 350 to 450 calories.
(PS: I don’t think i want gold in my feces.)
I naturally poop gold anyways (it’s just how I metabolise, I turn everything I eat into gold).
Also: No “Twin Peaks” references? This fake news channel is so disrepsectful.
And why did they keep feeding the hipster?
It all ends up in the shitter.
I need to be higher than an average hollyweirdian in order to pay $100 for a goddamn donut.
I REALLY despise the fact that no one spells doughnut correctly anymore.