Yesterday’s National Enquirer said that Richard Simmons was transitioning from male to female. They said he has gone through several surgeries and hormone treatments and that Richard is now Fiona. It was not very long before Richard’s spokesperson said the story was crap and untrue. It seems odd to me that he could be transitioning and taking hormones but sporting a David Letterman style beard when he left the hospital. I guess Richard could be trying to get work as the yak woman at carnivals while Cousin Eddie’s kid gets business for her. I’m guessing that in the next few months Richard is going to start making some public appearances to just put an end to all of the articles written about him and then he will go back to being a recluse.