This foreign born B list mostly television actress is on a hit almost network show that has seen some cast shakeups in recent weeks. She was at an event earlier this week and was a mess. Wasted out of her mind and it was not from booze. Her substance issues were a root cause of a split from a long time significant other who just could not handle it any longer.
I want to make it clear that no matter how many times this potential EGOT winner is a blind item that I like her. She is super friendly. She just needs to learn to relax when dating. Not even dating. There she was at a hotel bar prior to an event and she meets a guy. The guy gives her his number and literally for the next three hours of the event does not stop texting him. So, you say to yourself they had a nice conversation. Nope. He never replied to any of her texts. She had a three hour one way conversation.
This not very nice B+/a- list mostly television actress from a hit network show sent a half naked photo to the boyfriend of her co-star. She said she did it just to "f**k with his mind." She did it because she does not like to see her co-star happy.
This former Real Housewife who is trying to get a new reality show with her husband doesn't even live in her Housewife city any longer. She says they are too poor and actually get welfare and other benefits to survive.
March 16, 2015
This B list mostly television actor from that network comedy that seems to have had a million homes/part-time host gave a ride to five attendees from his own event to another they were attending. They asked him as a joke but he told them all to pile in and apparently did a 20 minute stand up routine for them during the drive.
Joel McHale
#1 - This old studio mogul just set up a trust fund for a 2 year old. Apparently our really old A++ list mogul fathered a child with the daughter of one of his maids.
#2- This B+ list mostly television actress who had a really bad television season last year can't get more movie work, not only because everyone hates her who works with her (especially from that long running hit show based on a movie) but because she loves the nose candy almost as much as hating people.
#3 - This female pop star who is maybe dating a foreign born A list model/wannabe actress was at an event this week and had bruises all over her legs from injections. Maybe pants would have been a better idea.
March 15, 2015
For the past two years, this former A list mostly television actress turned celebrity turned reality star for a paycheck has been earning $20K a week for a two hour session with a man. It ended recently but she got a huge bonus.
Pamela Anderson/Sam Simon
March 14, 2015
This former B list model turned celebrity when she started dating this A list rapper and then marrying another one dashed out of a security line at the airport this week and threw something glass in a trashcan because you could hear it shatter. She then made a thorough search of her purse before getting back in line.
Amber Rose
March 14, 2015
This person has been the subject of some blind items for her bad behavior but she redeemed some of that this past week. Our pint sized rapper who might not have any original body parts remaining was at an event. She was getting paid and only had to stay a couple of hours. She stayed seven hours so every single fan could get a photo with her and she talked to each one too. The total was close to 1,000 people.
Lil Kim
What hip-hop power couple aren't joining that controversial cult as has been reported lately? In fact, the wife's relative who recently wed an ex member from that sect had him "exorcised of his demons" by a Baptist priest. Hallelujah!
This former plus sized model turned regular model showed this week how she lost all her weight. At a movie screening party she was snorting something. Hard to tell if it was coke or Adderall in the dimmed theatre lights but she sure did a ton of it.
March 14, 2015
This B+ list reality judge who used to be a reality star then was a singer and then was an actress was at an event the other day and was introduced as being on the reality show in which she appears. She went ballistic. When she came off the stage she ripped the organizers and told them she is an actress first and foremost and that she would not be doing any more work for the company that had just paid her. She will be egging for work in a couple of years.
Julianne Hough
Let me start by saying the book publishing world is really coming to an end when they give this out of work actress money to write a book. In what will hopefully be foreshadowing of the success of the book, the actress ho has hits on pay cable and misses in everything else was hammered at a book reading/discussion and good luck reading any kind of signatures she managed to scrawl.
These former co-stars who were in the movie, but not the original together spent six hours in a strip club. The guy, who was married to a future potential EGOT winner at the time was asking for drugs while the female co-star got hammered and began dancing on a small side stage. Sounds like a very interesting night.
In a new book she is writing, this ex-wife to multiple celebrities who has also done reality television and hosting says that an actor ex she never married had her seduce his son so he would have someone close to his son at all times.
At a party this week, this married to a celebrity/reality star B list singer/musician who has not had a hit with his group in a long time but still performs with the group and makes some money judging hooked up with a party goer who is the daughter of a record executive.
This could get complicated. For those of you who want a certain couple reunited, it would probably be best if the male part of that couple was not hooking up with both of his female co-stars on his new network show. The good news is he apparently does prefer the brunette to the blonde. So, maybe this summer another brunette can capture his attention.
While out of the country this openly gay former A+ list singer who has been singing since he was a teen mixed with a little acting stiffed an escort he hired to come to his hotel room. Apparently they agreed to a certain price but when the act was finished our singer had some of his bodyguards come into the room to show the escort out before the escort got paid.
This former A list mostly television actor from that long running network show. You know, the one with, yeah, that one. Anyway, our actor was at an event last night and would not stop hitting on an actress who was clearly a minor. Our actor didn't care. He doesn't care about much any longer.
The husband of this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned television actress got busted by the husband of the woman he was having sex with the other night. Now our former A+ lister is writing a check to keep the man quiet. Paying because our A+ lister does not want to be embarrassed in public.
January 15, 2015
What feuding pop singers are playing a game of musical chairs with their seating arrangements at the Grammys? When their PR people initially found out that they were to be seated close to each other, the singers were livid.
Katy Perry/Taylor Swift
He likes to pretend he is this innocent aww shucks kind of guy. He works more than Ryan Seacrest which is saying something. He is also a huge cheater. A list. Has had a long time significant other. Our A lister goes out of town a lot. That is his prime cheating time. He has a list of four or five women that he flies in to various cities who know how to keep a secret. He also has a steady list of one night stands which are found by a reality movie actor. I think that might be the first time I have used that term before. The reality movie actor is no stranger to cheating. He cheats all the time and even broke up an A list celebrity marriage. Anyway, our A lister likes the world to think he is some straight shooter but that is so far from reality. From his very first public relationship to his most recent he has cheated in every single one of them.
January 11, 2015
This A+ list “singer” might have a boyfriend but she has been having sex with one of her bodyguards for well over a year
Britney Spears
January 12, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actor who is a nominee had to be begged to give an interview to Carson Daly. Something about Kirsten Dunst.
Jake Gyllenhaal
March 27, 2015
This A list mostly television actress from that hit network show we all love got caught in a lie recently but her interviewer just let it pass. Our actress said she live tweeted an episode during her labor even though her labor didn’t actually occur until four days after the episode aired. Our actress loves a good conspiracy theory and this will just bring up more questions.
Kerry Washington
For the second time in as many months, this former A list tweener actress who got her start on television before making millions in every kind of product she could sell and now makes tens of millions of dollars every year in a side business had what she refers to as a cleanse. Basically it means she goes on a five day drug bender and does not emerge from her house until all the drugs are gone. She used to do this once a year. She is now doing it once a month.
For the past several weeks this A list mostly movie actress who would be A+ list if she could carry a movie on her own and her former bff who is a celebrity/comedienne/talk show host have been in the same city but have not hung out or spoken to each other. Apparently the A lister blames the bff for getting her boyfriend using drugs again.
This happy go lucky A list foreign born singer who has been the victim of cheating by a celebrity ex spent Coachella doing as much cheating as possible even though his girlfriend was around. Our singer used every excuse to get time away for 30 minutes here or an hour there and had sex with 5 or 6 women in 48 hours while his girlfriend was none the wiser. Or so he thought.
While on vacation with her long time boyfriend, this talk show host/part-time reality star sent some naked photos of herself she took on the vacation to her sometime reality fling to help him through some tough times he is going through the past couple of weeks.
This A- list action mostly movie actor had a morning show appearance and arrived at the show in full makeup. Even though it was his only television appearance of the day he never removed the makeup and throughout the day could be seen touching it up as he made several promotional stops for his new blockbuster movie.
This broke as a joke model/musician needed some cash so he hooked up with his A- list celebrity offspring actress ex. He says that for the $50K she gave him he will stay with her a few weeks. The woman he calls his actual girlfriend at least in Twitter direct messages doesn't mind though because they have fun with the money.
One of the very young conquests of this closeted A list actor who made his fame in movies but now stars in almost television says that the actor does poppers constantly and always keeps a handful in his pockets.
The husband of this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is asking for millions of dollars in their so far quiet divorce. Apparently he is in possession of some very intimate videos that will get "stolen" and released if she does not cooperate.
One person who won't be at the Dancing with the Stars anniversary special tonight said no thanks at the last minute when she found out two former contestants she dislikes very much were to be there as well. She really needs to get her head out of her ass and come back to reality.
What former A-list pop diva who will be B-list soon if she doesn't have another hit on the charts shocked concertgoers at a recent show appearing completely unrecognizable? It's a combination of coke bloat, overeating and that she's running through stylists every month because she's become such a nightmare to work for.
Which A-list pop songstress said she was in South America this past weekend to accept an award but in reality was there to entertain some businessmen who paid top dollar to sleep with her?
March 27, 2015
It is a kindness for this guy, but for the rest of us probably normal behavior. This invariably cranky A list actor was stopped by some tourists with a map and asking directions and our actor spent ten minutes telling them what to see and then got them in a cab and told the driver where to take them and gave the driver a hundred dollar bill to take them around to the spots he mentioned to them.
Alec Baldwin
What foreign A/B-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee's husband has a mistress who recently gave birth to his baby? Yes, the wife does know about them and is doing her hardest to dole out hush money before the mistress blabs to a tabloid.
Which A++ list rapper/mogul had to be restrained by his bodyguards after he threatened a reporter who asked him about his latest business venture's so-so success? The reporter was probably planted by a rival music mogul, who is working on a similar venture with a much bigger company.
Easy Easy: Don't believe the story that this A++ list actor is telling the press. He went on a drinking binge which ended with him completely passed out in the middle of his bedroom after colliding with the door.
March 22, 2015
This A list mostly television actor on a long long running network show is getting divorced. His soon to be ex confronted him recently with photos of him with 10 other women that were not something that could be explained as innocent. That is just what she discovered in their last year of marriage.
Patrick Dempsey
February 12, 2013
This almost A list still in her mid-teens all movie actress had her lips injected two weeks ago for the first time. She thinks it will help her get more roles and her late 20 something boyfriend apparently convinced her that it made her look more sexy.
Abigail Breslin
February 8, 2013
This A list celebrity has had to deny she is having marriage problems. She says that everything is perfect and that she will never get divorced. She might never get divorced, but she should probably also stop seeing that executive in that company she works with. Of course the weekly hotel room visits could be about work. The room service. The bathrobe you opened the door in last week. It's all work. The marriage is probably fine.
Kris Jenner (the cheating and marriage issues really make sense looking at it now)
This foreign born B+/A- list mostly television actress who has been on one hit show after the other for almost two decades stuck up for a woman who was being bullied last night. Our actress got in the face of this foreign born celebrity offspring/failed reality star/substance abuser who was being rude to someone. She is always rude to people and then plays the victim card really well. Our actress interfered and got the offspring to back down and apologize. Not much choice when shamed in front of ten or so people.
These two B list hip hop stars had a hit song together not that long ago. That friendliness has come and gone. Apparently the two have had a war of words while their entourage have had a war involving much stronger weapons than words. Why? Apparently they fought over the affections of this foreign born singer/model who is a current one hit wonder. Yes, they both have many other women they sleep with and get pregnant, but this is someone they both wanted. Shots have been fired.
This B+/A- list mostly television actress from a very hit pay cable show loves to talk about how she is in the perfect relationship and is so good at spinning she should work for Soul Cycle. Two days before she was out supporting her significant other she was in the bed of a different guy. Always spinning.
This A list rapper would like you to forget about some legal indiscretions of her youth. There were a few, but she says they were minor. A former member of a group she was in before going solo has a new DVD being released an in the preview says that things were much more serious and much more violent than she lets on. He and our A list rapper would run around with guns and rob everything they could to get money.
I guess we should be grateful she didn't attempt the rarely successful the top of my dress fell down, but this actress still screamed for attention. She was B list when her recently ended hit network ensemble show aired. Now though she is scrambling to do more than just be a red carpet mainstay. At an event this week, our married and pregnant actress wore a see through dress with no bra. No big deal except she kept pointing it out every five minutes and how embarrassed she was. To everyone.
This former B list mostly television actress who has not worked much since her very hit almost network show went off the air says she is so poor because of her legal issues she hits as many events in a week as she can because it is how she can afford to eat. Plus she sells the gifts she gets and is also her entertainment.
This B list mostly television actress on a hit cable show for just a bit longer was at an event this week and told a couple of people that she was trying to leave an organization that has had a grip on her for so long. She says she never goes home for fear of them trying to talk to her.
Publicists were scrambling all weekend and yesterday to try and get any stars of note to the party of this former A+ list celebrity/reality star who still is not well liked. Anyone who has ever received a credit for anything was given the opportunity to come but it was sparse. Apparently everyone had better things to do and still can't stand the former star.
This former almost A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably an A-/B+ lister at this point says she caught an STD not from her cheating former significant other but a reality star she spent a weekend with.
This former almost A list mostly movie actress turned expatriate had three of her teeth replaced this weekend. Well, probably veneers. She says she fell down. Maybe. Chances are better though that her likes it rough boyfriend did the damage.
March 3, 2015
With all of the drama going on behind the scenes at this cable show, the dislike for the new member of the show has kind of been forgotten for a moment. No one can stand her and in the short time she has been there has been rude to just about everyone.
Kathy Griffin (and a few days later she was gone)
Over the weekend this B list celebrity who has a reputation almost as bad as Bill Cosby when it comes to his behavior towards women was at it again. There he was, weaving through swarms of young women at a convention. When one would catch his eye he would stop and ask to photograph her. He would then pass out his card and if the teen/young woman knew who he was he would write his cell phone number on the card along with a code which was the same as the number of the photo he had just taken. If the woman was still in her teens he would actually take down their phone number too. Two of the teens said he was looking for comic inspired nude shoots and that he was not paying anything but that if they tested well and were good to him during the shoot that he could make sure they received national attention. The guy is a perv and will be called out again. Everyone who runs into the guy needs to call him out.
March 20, 2015
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and still technically married hired an escort and then made her watch him workout and get sweaty before he had sex with her. He thought it would turn her on. She said it was awful. Maybe it was some kind of rugby fantasy he had.
Russell Crowe
March 16, 2015
He might have said he changed his ways but this foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer who needs a new hit record soon insisted as part of his appearance at a recent Vegas event that all the women who served his table must be open to having sex with him. Apparently there was no trouble finding those women. With him? Really?
Justin Bieber
March 16, 2015
Leave it to her to cause havoc in Hermes. This MTV staple/part-time hooker berated her boyfriend/sugar daddy in Hermes NYC this weekend when he would not drop $75K on a crocodile Birkin for her. She had to settle for a bag that cost just under $10K. Not even a thank you from her. The guy who waited on them said she was awful.
Farrah Abraham
Apparently this tabloid has their super padded kneepads out for this one because they bit hook line and sinker for the story that this B+ list mostly movie actor has completed a sobriety milestone.
This B list mostly movie actor from the franchise that has one remaining installment got into a huge fight with an older man who helped shape the actor's career. A lot of that was done in the bedroom. It seems our actor feels he no longer needs the man and would prefer a guy his own age and to be open about it too.
February 18, 2015
Yes, that was the B+/A- list mostly television actor from that very hit cable show who was at Mardi Gras this week. Throwing beads and yelling to see breasts, he would stop every few minutes to puke all over the street before starting his chant again. The guy is going to kill himself with his drinking.
Norman Reedus
This B list celebrity who is a Vegas mainstay when not doing television specials has always cheated. He strung along his most recent fiance for years while cheating on her. She is staying quiet right now even though the celebrity secretly married a woman he got pregnant while cheating on his long suffering fiance.
Before the celebration even began for this almost television show, one of the stars who has been on since day 1 was excusing herself every few minutes to go to the bathroom. It only took about an hour for her to run out of coke and was the jumpiest person you ever saw after.
CBS
This actress has run through the networks on soaps but is currently on CBS. Despite being a very good actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee she is not well liked because she is always talking about rich she is thanks to a very rich husband. She is like the GOOP of daytime. She would probably hate it known that one of her co-stars shares the bed of her husband on a fairly regular basis.
NBC
This actress used to be on an NBC soap about a decade ago. The soap ended about six or seven years ago. Now she is a movie of the week specialist. Everyone was whispering behind her back because apparently she shot a few porn movies in the past month to make ends meet but thinks no one recognized her because of a wig. Umm, well she was wrong.
NBC
This very good looking closeted actor who has been on other things besides soaps is married with kid(s)but he hooked up with a guy last night at an after party and they were not shy about being into each other.
To help you out on these, I will give you the network of the soap. This one is CBS
This actress high tailed it off the soap when she thought she was going to be a movie star. Now that she is out of money and no one wants to hire her, she had to sleep her way back on the show which apparently went well because she is filming again.
February 20, 2015
This A list mostly television actor who is also an offspring and only seems to work on one show had to be dragged from a pool in Vegas this weekend at a villa where he was staying on some hotel grounds. The actor either passed out and rolled in or was passing out and fell in. No one is sure, but it took four people to get him out. He really needs to slow down on the drinking.
Kiefer Sutherland
February 20, 2015
I have to check to see if they have been married a year, but my suggestion is that this A- list model not leave her A+ list celebrity husband back at home alone in LA when she goes out of town because he was all over a woman who looked exactly like his ex. He took her to a friend’s place for a few hours and then went back to the home he shares with his wife.
Behati Prinsloo/Adam Levine
February 13, 2015
#3 – This host, who must be in a great mood now and back to loving her job spent most of the night at a charity event the other night talking to different people outside while she smoked one joint after the other. She does share.
Whoopi Goldberg
February 13, 2015
#1 – She might be engaged but this B- list mostly movie actress who used to be in a franchise had sex with the owner of that company she was doing a red carpet for. They spent 30 minutes in his hotel room during the party.
Nikki Reed
January 10, 2015
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a permanent A lister even though he stepped away from acting for a period of time spent some of the holidays with his college aged daughter and her friends. He has spent several nights since then with one of those friends and his girlfriend is getting pushed out.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 13, 2015
This B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and set a record doing so and has not done much since was at a party over the weekend and being his usual obnoxious self. He kept striking out with women and the word b**ch was said more than once when they turned down his advances.
Adrien Brody
January 29, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress who is only B list from past work and her name, thankfully does not act much any longer. She is married to an A lister. Our actress, who has A+ list name recognition was taking a class with some other women and it was a five night thing. One of the women in the class went by herself. Every night. On the third night, our actress asked her about it and they got to talking. The woman’s boyfriend is overseas serving in the military and because the couple is not married he has to wait for regular leave and can’t come see the woman, who is pregnant even if she has the baby. Our actress made some calls to people she knew and nothing could change that, but they all did say that the policy would be different if the couple were to get married. So, our actress flew the woman to the country where her boyfriend is serving. Private. No commercial because they would not let the woman fly. Our actress paid for every last thing and the couple got married. The actress flew the woman back home and has her staying at her house until she gives birth and then is going to fly the new husband back to the US so he can spend more time with his new wife and baby and not taking all of his vacation flying.
Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
January 29, 2015
This is a new drug for this still A list mostly movie actor who was A+ list not that long ago. I guess he is trying to relive his hotel trashing youth, but he has started smoking meth and crack which he never did before. He is a mess.
Johnny Depp
January 29, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress who is on a hit almost television show said she would never be with a cheater again. She already went back once though to her actor boyfriend who cheats and he has not really stopped. She just doesn’t know any other way though. The guy makes it pretty tough on her.
Robin Wright/Ben Foster
January 25, 2013
This celebrity is also an actress. Not a very good one yet, but she does get movies. Oh and television. The thing is she has no identity. She has been made as vanilla as possible by her masters so you never see the real her. All you see is some polished image that her handlers want you to see and not the person everyone else sees if you get her drunk. Only a certain group of her friends have seen her drunk. Only the most trusted because our actress gets crazy when she gets drunk. When she is not drunk, she is a completely different person. One of her closest friends told me that this squeaky clean actress has given lap dances that would be in the top ten lap dances in the world. She will do coke if she is drunk. She will make out with random women and has had at least two threesomes that the friend knew about, one of which she was involved in and neither of which included the now ex-boyfriend of the actress. The friend also had plenty to say about the ex of our actress. Apparently he is a big mafia/Sopranos fan and thinks that what he and his girlfriend do should be almost chaste like. He gets freaky with the people that are not his girlfriend and expects the girlfriend to stay at home while he is out. Our actress did that. Often. If he didn't want to go out with her she would be home alone. He didn't like her hanging out with her girlfriends or any other guys unless he was present. The thing is he has only ever seen our actress drunk once and the one time he did see her like that he freaked out and told her she couldn't drink anymore. But she did. When she would defy him and have friends over when he was out of town she would get drunk and apparently some of those parties are legendary. One of those parties is also how she got into her biggest feud with another actress.
Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Vanessa Hudgens
January 25, 2013
Are you a director? Want to have sex with a really attractive B list movie and television actress? Give her a chance to be in your movie and chances are it will happen. Her last four movies she has ended up sleeping with the director. And now she uses birth control so you don't have to worry about any accidents.
January Jones
January 22, 2013
This aging, but always A list singer who has been married a few times has a way with the ladies. He enjoys dating women much younger than him. His rule is they have to be less than half his age. The thing is though he has abused his body so badly over his life that his latest girlfriend has never had sex with him. No matter how much chemical help the singer gets, he is no longer able to get full staff so to speak.
Steven Tyler
January 18, 2013
This D list celebrity with A list name recognition is trying to sell a story about he hooked up with his B list celebrity ex and baby mama who has A++ list name recognition. Apparently he needs the money and is willing to sell the story even though it would destroy his current relationship.
Levi Johnston/Bristol Palin
This internet star who has slowly moved into the big time has a significant other. He probably doesn't know about the late night producer she has been hooking up with regularly who has managed to land her so many of these high profile gigs and moved her from internet to television.
Usually it is actresses who take way more than they should from swag suites. But, when it is a new Samsung, then the guys get interested too. Probably too much. This A- list superhero was supposed to get two phones for coming. He took about 25 and when someone said something to him he stared them down and kept piling phones into the bag he brought.
This A+ list singer had been expected at an event. A car had been arranged and press had been alerted she would be there, but apparently she still does not want to be seen in public with her celebrity former bff who had this huge honor and had to cover for the absence of someone who would have been there in the past but is more concerned with her image than anything else.
January 17, 2013
This former B list television actress from a very hit show does absolutely nothing now except dump money into a money losing venture. Things have got so bad that our actress doesn't even have enough money to pay all the parking tickets she has accumulated throughout the last year and as a result is driving on expired tags. Her boyfriend has been giving her money to live, but nothing extra to dig her out of her hole.
Mischa Barton
January 28, 2015
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show that will soon have its last season threw a huge diva fit this week when the blizzard postponed a cover shoot for a magazine. She was so diva that the magazine decided to go with someone else.
Jessica Pare
January 28, 2015
This B list rapper who has started acting and is doing less hitting of women was at Sundance this week at a party and kept asking all the women if they were Mormon. Apparently he really wanted to have sex with a Mormon and no one else would do. Strange, but he is not exactly known for being normal.
A$AP Rocky
January 27, 2015
This foreign born A- list one hit wonder so far singer is using an alias on Grindr. I can see that, but he is using the photos of someone of another race. What happens is that men meet him expecting one person and end up walking out. The guy is a bit off.
Sam Smith
January 20, 2015
There is nothing more this B list mostly movie actress would love to do more than to go out in public with her new child and get her photos taken everyday. One tiny problem. The agreement she signed provides for a great deal of support from her actor baby daddy, but it also limits how many interviews she can give or what she can do with the child in front of cameras.
Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling
January 13, 2013
It isn't like this foreign born A+ list model has not cheated in the past which is why everyone has no problems she is cheating on her A list actor husband. One time she even cheated with a guy who was engaged to another woman. She didn't care.
Miranda Kerr
December 28, 2012
This former A list talk show host doesn't know it yet, but the only reason that the host's spouse stays with the host is because the spouse is cheating with the ex she had before she met the host. Smiles with the host and knives to the back when they are apart to anyone who will listen.
Rosie O'Donnell/Michelle Rounds
December 27, 2012
This former A list female tweener and now a C list actress/singer gave three guys lap dances this week complete with stripping while her B list actor all movie boyfriend cheered her on.
Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth (since they are back together, I thought I would find one of their many blinds)
December 26, 2012
Never having a job and using her money was one thing, but when he used almost $500K of her (foreign born former A list celebrity who will probably be a B forever) money and spent it on the woman he was cheating with, it was too much. See ya.
Stephen Belafonte/Mel B ( Apparently she will forgive almost anything from him)
December 23, 2012
This B list reality star from a very hit network show has been turned down for everything she has auditioned for. She likes to live life like she makes millions a year, but only earns a fraction of that amount. To try and make ends meet she has called her ex and thinks they should pitch a reality show together. That could get violent.
Karina Smirnoff/Maksim
December 19, 2012
This former almost A list actress who used to be on a hit show has had so much work done to her face that when she finally got a rare audition for a part she was laughed out of the room. She could make no facial expressions and everything ended up looking like she had a trout pout whether she was supposed to be crying or laughing or smiling. Plus, she went under the knife not that long ago and the scars have not completely healed so she is wearing way more makeup than usual.
Rose McGowan
December 18, 2012
This B list actress on a hit show is the star of the show despite the number of people on it. She has made it her mission over the past few years to build up her name recognition and brand. She has slept with men and flirted with men and women and been to a million meetings. She has hired photographers to follow her around. She has tried the famous boyfriend route to the point where she was repulsed whenever he would touch her even though he is gay. Her current boyfriend has done her no favors and even though she likes him a lot, she feels like she needs to dump him and maybe try a more famous boyfriend or some kind of scandal. No matter what she does though she cannot get roles or clothing lines or perfume lines and she finds it maddening. Everyone gets them who is a star and she screams and rails and chain smokes and pops Adderall by the handful to stay skinny. She says that she has played the game and wants her reward, but it is not coming. She knows her show is crap even though it is a hit, and she knows it will end someday and she does not want to be like every other actress on the show she knows will be out of work and waiting tables as soon as their money runs out. She has told them that to their faces. No one doubts she has the drive to succeed, but no matter how hard she tries, nothing ever works out for her.
AnnaLynne McCord
December 17, 2012
This barely hanging on to B- list mostly movie actress with one really bad foray into television and beginning to age says that she never wears clothes at home with her toddler because she feels that clothes restrict the ability to interact with your children properly. Always naked, although she says that the toddler wears clothes sometimes because she does not want the toddler to catch a cold and is not potty trained. Soo, yeah.
Selma Blair
January 31, 2015
This A list mostly movie actor who was recently seen in that movie that a government didn’t like says he will only return for a sequel to a different movie he shot a couple of years ago if this A list former tweener has sex with him. Apparently she rebuffed him last time and it really makes him mad.
James Franco/Selena Gomez
January 26, 2015
This B+ list mostly television actress who was a nominee/winner last night, but not for her mostly genre fainted twice. Her corset was too tight but she could not be convinced to take it off.
Patricia Arquette
December 14, 2012
This C list trashy celebrity who really wishes she could be an A list reality star has a huge crush on a man much younger than her husband. What she doesn't know is that her mom is having sex with the guy and doesn't plan on giving him up.
Courtney Stodden (the guy dumped the mom had sex with Courtney and then the mom ended up marrying some guy around the same age as Courtney's husband)
It's hard to believe that next Friday is May and that all anyone will be talking about is The Avengers. That will probably take up most of the month. May is probably one of my favorite months. Kickoff to summer and vacations and a nice three day weekend as the reward for getting through it. If you are not doing much this weekend, why not stop by and read because I will be here. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.
#1 - This former A list child actor from television and movies does not do much now but live off his millions. Oh, and get arrested from time to time. Apparently he is armed at all times and carries four to five guns in each of his cars. You know, in case the world ends while he is at the grocery store.
#2 - This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit very long running network show says that she never hung out with her now departed co-star outside of work or work functions. He never hung out with anyone except when he had sex a few times with the actress who walked off the show first.
#3 - Quite the war between these former Disney A list tweeners turned adult actresses. The co-stars have not had much luck in the real world of acting and the brunette who has slightly better luck hates the blonde right now because she says the blonde slept with the boyfriend of the brunette. She is only finding out about it two years after the fact. Everyone else already knew.
#4 - I wonder if this newly engaged celebrity knows that when she went on the first dates with her B list mostly television actor boyfriend who started off as a rapper/movie star as a youth she was his second or third partner of the day. Hey, at least she is engaged now and he is probably down to one or two other women a week.
December 13, 2012
This B list celebrity is a very jealous person. Needs all the attention which is why she probably pulled off her double stick tape and made sure everyone got a very good look at her breasts at a recent event. You have never seen someone bend over as much as she did. The problem is the crowd really didn't care, but she is hoping there are pap photos of it so she can be outraged.
LeAnn Rimes
December 4, 2012
This comic actor is probably B- and usually only does movies. His attempts at television have been awful. He will do anything for a paycheck at this point and has gone through all of his A and B list friends asking for money. He has also worked himself outside the circle of trust which means getting a role and a paycheck is going to be tough. As much money as he has earned in his life, it is likely he is going to have to move in with his family to support himself or decide to sell that tell-all book he promises to write if he can't get back inside the circle of trust.
Rob Schneider
November 26, 2012
This former A list reality star is now her own worst nightmare, a D list celebrity with a pocketful of money who is having to shell out that money to keep her boyfriend by her side. The former star does not want to have to date guys her own age or older because she feels she needs young guys to have any chance at career redemption, but the only way they are willing to be with her is if she pays. $100K a month for her current boyfriend.
Paris Hilton (she stopped paying and the boyfriend just disappeared. No announcements or anything)
This foreign born actress might be A list if her new show gets picked up for next season. Of course on the almost network things almost always get picked up. She is on multiple shows and has a huge heart for charity. Despite not making as much as others she is donating about a third of the money she receives from her new show to establish a scholarship program back in her home country.
This aging B- list mostly movie actress with A list name recognition is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is trying to get a foot back into full-time acting after a fairly lengthy absence. She was spotted at dinner the other night with a man known for paying for the services of actresses of a certain age and reputation and our actress might have left without him, but met up with him at his home shortly after dinner.
This aging permanent A+ list mostly movie actor has been looking very frail the past few weeks. It could be the stress of everything that is going on in his life, but others say he is suffering from some medical treatments for an illness that has worn him down to the point he may have to retire from acting.
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit ensemble pay cable show never misses out on a weekend party at Le Trapeze swingers club with her significant other. She is definitely not shy about experimenting.
This B+ list mostly television actress has gone from network hit to network hit (two separate networks) and everyone seems to love her. There she was at a party this week though wandering the outskirts of it and did not try to approach anyone. When people would come up to her she would say hi and then extract herself as quickly as possible and then start lapping the crowd again. There was something obviously wrong with her but no one could put a finger on exactly what it was.
This B- list foreign born actress with the unique name and an affinity for period piece movies says that this A- list foreign born actor with A+ list name recognition was trying to do whatever he could to look up the dresses and skirts of women at a party this week. He thought he was being discreet, but several people noticed what he was doing and it was super creepy.
This openly gay B- list mostly movie actress from some very big movie who had her most recent television attempts fail rather quickly has been cheating on her long time partner with a female production assistant from a recent movie.
When this Academy Award winning actress was asked this week at a screening where her Academy Award winning husband was, she said he was probably off f**king someone but since they don't really speak she has no idea.
This former A list talk show host said he had a huge falling out with this A list mostly movie actor back in the day because the talk show host stopped sleeping with the actor. The actor made it his mission to destroy the career of the host and pretty much succeeded.
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on television and has had a four decade career as an A lister or close to it was a drunken sweaty mess this week at a party and was all over a waitress telling her he could make her a star. You would think he could hold his liquor better.
November 25, 2012
Until recently this A list director/producer/writer had never cheated on his significant other. Then he met this foreign born B-/C+ list actress. Within an hour of meeting they were having sex and he even cast her in one of his upcoming projects to give them an excuse to spend months together.
Tim Burton (and that was the end of his relationship with Helena Bonham Carter)
It all started a few years ago. This A list mostly television actor who has been A+ list in television and even A list in movies was out of the country. He traveled down to South America because he wanted two things. Extreme drug use and extreme sex. He got both. Apparently though his notoriously bad temper came out and what was supposed to be rough sex turned into our actor killing a hooker. It happened in a sex club. According to the owner of the club it is not the first time a woman has been killed in the club and it has happened a few times since. Within 24 hours after it happened our actor reached a settlement with the owner of the establishment for his loss of income and to make sure our actor had no issues with the woman's family or the police. A wire transfer was sent and our actor was allowed to leave the country. He was on his jet within an hour of the money landing in the owner's account. Fast forward a year. Our actor has forgotten about the incident and apparently everything was handled to the point where our actor starts to breathe easy. At that point he gets some disturbing news. The owner of the club was killed in a drug deal gone bad and now people start getting hazy memories about whether the actor paid and whether the police were called. Everyone wants more money. The last amount was in the very low seven figures. Someone said $2M. AT this point the new owner of the club and the alleged family of the victim each are demanding a similar amount to stay quiet. Apparently our actor is on a video recording in the office of the club describing how the death happened and there is also video of the actor and the woman in the room where it happened but the actual death can't be seen because of the camera angles. The actor has the money to pay, but wonders how long the shakedowns will keep occurring. For the past year there was one payment in the mid-six figures as a sign of good faith and there has been a monthly private jet flight between LAX and the city in question as an attorney for the actor and the club and alleged family negotiate a settlement.
November 22, 2012
This B- list actress who is moving beyond her tween fame was at a charity event and was in and out in under 5 minutes. Stars which are A list were there for hours helping out, but our all television actress told the organizers that she had 2 minutes so get some photos quickly because she had some shopping to do that day and a date for lunch with her boyfriend.
Bella Thorne
November 18, 2012
This female celebrity is probably C list even though she is on a hit network show. When she heard about Cheryl Burke considered for The Bachelorette, she immediately made a call and screamed at the man at the other end and made it perfectly clear that she had slept with him because he assured her that she and not Cheryl was going to be the next Bachelorette.
Karina Smirnoff
November 14, 2012
This actress was never a huge star even back at the peak of her career. She probably reached B list at one point at her career. It was all movies all the time. She struggled to find her way in US films, and made her biggest films outside the US. This did not stop her from being one of Warren Beatty's conquests while she was married. Not that she was immune to having affairs. She had a baby with a man who she later married but he was still married at the time she got pregnant and kept the news from the child until he was a teen. She said that she was abused in every relationship she was ever in. She had another baby that died shortly after child birth that she told everyone was her husband's but was actually the product of an affair, but not another affair. Yes, she was having several affairs simultaneously. She made a lot of money which one of her husbands stole from her leaving her penniless at her death which was called a suicide, but never officially ruled as one. Some people say she was murdered by her abusive husband who stole all her money then ran away. Others say she was murdered by the government.
Jean Seberg
This foreign born B list mostly television actress who was most recently on a very hit pay cable show that has now ended found out her husband cheated on her with a co-star from that show. That co-star has no self-morality filter.
This married foreign born B list singer/songwriter who is a Golden Globe nominee/winner is not your typical singer/songwriter. At a gig this week in the US, the people who saw him backstage were stunned at how well his performance went because he was non-stop drugs and drinking for the four hours leading up to the performance.
This former Real Housewife who made a recent special appearance took offense at this Academy Award winner at a party this week. The actor in question who is not known for being pro-women was walking through the party rubbing his genitals. Every couple of minutes he would take a lap around the room and do it. Our former reality star confronted him about it and our actor told her to f**k off.
Apparently the marriage is still going strong between this A- list mostly movie actor with the made up sounding name and his celebrity wife. Our actor had a chance to hit A+ list a couple of years back, but the potential franchise was screwed up beyond recognition. He has another chance in the very near future. Anyway at an event this week, the couple were all over each other and finally took their action to an office that wasn't being used. They did apologize for the mess they left behind. They had thrown all the papers to the ground from the desk.
It is usually a different cast member on this very hit cable show that is out causing trouble everywhere he goes. At a recent party, the trouble making co-star was quietly getting drunk as usual, but the actor who is the subject of this blind was walking around the party carrying a pair of handcuffs and slapping them against his hand and it seemed to be working as a pickup line/prop because he left with someone about an hour into the party.
This foreign born golfer who was one of the world's best a few decades ago has had some very high profile relationships while running his lucrative business. He is in another relationship now but just paid off a woman he met and impregnated on a one night stand. Not the first time he has made one of these agreements.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is taking a spin through network television right now after a very long run on a now defunct long running network hit was at an event yesterday when a woman passed out. The woman had been pushing a stroller. Our actress watched the baby until paramedics arrived and even changed a diaper and rocked the baby back to sleep during all of the commotion.
This foreign born A list mostly action movie actor who was A+ list in the US for a decade and is still A+ list in much of the world took his mistress to a very high profile event and left his wife home. He always pretends to be quite the family man but is not even close.
Back in the day when Luke and Laura were just being introduced to the world, this cast member on the show had a great two year run. Everyone thought she would stick around forever. She was having a relationship with another actor on the show who would move on to the big time of prime time. He was supposed to take her with him so she quit. Once he started with his prime time show though he dumped her and she burned so many bridges leaving GH she could never go back.
This married Days Of Our Lives actress is hooking up with her love interest on the show in real life. Her love interest is also married.
November 7, 2012
This C+/B- list all movie actress with A- name recognition is so enamored of her celebrity boyfriend's advice that she thinks will propel her back to the top of the acting world that she follows his crazy demands. He has her stay awake for two or three days on end and then read lines and act out scenes. He has her fast for those days too. She was already very skinny, but at a wardrobe fitting our actress had lost about 15 pounds in three weeks and her bones were sticking out more than her breasts. Another actress getting her wardrobe at the same time said it looked like a commercial to raise funds for starving people.
Kate Bosworth
#1 - This married A+ list mostly movie actor hooked up in Vegas this week with a foreign born host of a US celebrity program.
#2 - This former A- list mostly television actress who had multiple chances on network television but only ever hit it big the first time has also only hit it once big in movies. She has had serious health problems but there she was chain smoking away for almost an hour this week outside an event.
#3 - This foreign born B+ list celebrity who has been on two hit entertainment shows is having trouble getting full-time hosting work because of the investigation that started last year into allegations she helps launder money from drug profits of her family.
November 5, 2012
This C+ list celebrity managed to do something no other person in her position was able to do. Get a huge settlement from this A++ list reality star. Every other woman has been forced to keep having sex with him to get anything. It is what he did to her and what she could do to his career in a flash that prompted him to pay out big and quickly. I'm surprised she can still smile.
Terri Seymour/Simon Cowell
November 4, 2012
This a-hole reality star from a top rated program was asked if he had given any money to the Sandy relief effort or had any plans to volunteer to help like Ben Stiller did and the reality star said,” Why should I help them? Did they help me get to where I am? Everyone needs to stand up for themselves and if you don't have the resources to make it, then, maybe that is not a bad thing.”
Scott Disick
November 1, 2012
This A+ list female singer with hit after hit was found two nights ago with a needle sticking out of her arm, passed out on the floor of her hotel room. A few hours later she was out doing her thing for another 16 hour day. I'm shocked she can still function. All she does is work, party and take drugs 24/7.
Rihanna
This A- list mostly television actor is on his second hit show back to back. He is the star of the latter and considered himself the star of the former. The former has a movie spinoff and our actor was supposed to be present for a huge press event. When told he would not get any solo press coverage or accolades he decided to skip the event.
Never known for being subtle, this former A- list singer who achieved that height thanks to some serious songwriting help is now a B list singer living off her name. At a party this week, the singer started talking loudly about how she loved having sex with this actor/director and was going into great detail about then when and the where and didn't even care that his wife was listening. Apparently this happened before marriage, but maybe while dating the wife.
There was a time when this comic actor was A list. It could be argued that because he was top billed in a handful of movies he was A+ list. Now he is a B- list actor and spending all his money and destroying his side business because of his meth use. The guy is a mess and there is no longer anything funny about him.
While attending an event in her honor, this aging foreign born Emmy and Golden Globe winner who was once on a very hit, very long running network show was a big pain. Not only did she demand multiple first class tickets for people who never even came, but she wanted two suites on the same floor of a hotel that was not the event's hotel. She skipped a press event promoting the honor and tolerated about two minutes of photos before and during the event. Not a fun time for anyone.
She didn't stick with her celebrity first husband when he cheated on her, but this B list television and movie actress keeps forgiving her second husband every time he cheats which is frequently.
This A list mostly movie actor who has been A+ list in his career made a public appearance this week and was surrounded by four men who would not let anyone get close to the actor. They wanted no questions asked of the actor and stayed with him every second he was out in the open.
This former B list mostly television actress from a recently ended hit network show says she felt like a third wheel and completely dishonest for not saying anything because her B+ list mostly movie actor co-star (with a long time significant other) was and is hooking up with their foreign born B- list mostly movie actress co-star.
This openly gay former reality star turned brief A list singer turned B- list celebrity is cheating on his significant other with a closeted B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit alphabet cable show who always professes crushes for women but never actually dates any.
This A list plus sized model almost got tossed from a party this week because she started hitting on the back again boyfriend of this very tall B+ list mostly movie actress who had gone to the bathroom. When she came out and found the model a little too close she said something to the model who took a swing at our actress. I don't know why the actress took this guy back. He is a tool.
At a party in NYC last night, this former A list comedian turned B list television actor turned guy no one really remembers said his former co-star who was once an A list mostly movie actress and will always be from A+ list celebrity offspring has breast cancer. Not sure why he was sharing it with everyone.
October 31, 2012
What former A list tweener and now a C list actress wannabe has no problems with her sister sleeping with her boyfriend. She thinks her boyfriend is a great guy and would prefer that to her sister finding some “loser.”
Vanessa Hudgens
Within the past few years, this Republican Presidential candidate spent ten days at the annual Bohemian Grove party. While there he was apparently videotaped propositioning a male worker there for sex. This male worker arranged for the recording of the politician after the politician was turned down by another male worker. Not only is the proposition recorded but also the exchanging of money and a couple of minutes of footage which leaves no doubt what is going on. All of the footage happened outside under a tree. It is not quite dark so everything is clearly visible. The candidate, who has a very good chance of winning the nomination has been paying the worker several hundred thousand dollars per month to keep the recording secret. I'm actually surprised the guy has not been killed or had an accident. What is going to trip up the candidate is that he is spending campaign money to pay this monthly fee and eventually someone is going to notice.
October 30, 2012
This A+ list all movie actress was pulled off her bloodied foreign born C+ list actor boyfriend after she had punched him and scratched his face because she found out he had been cheating. Crazy part? They are still going out. He will still cheat thought.
Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez (then they got married and have a kid together and are headed to divorce)
October 29, 2012
This former A list R&B/pop singer who has B+ name recognition and some very interesting tabloid material in her most recent relationship was signed not that long ago to a new record label. Her boss, who is an A list rapper and extremely hard worker said he only signed her so he could f**k her. He said it was worth it to pay for a few songs to be recorded and to know she was his for the length of the contract. When our singer initially refused, then there were problems with all of her paperwork and things almost fell through. So, she slept with him and the next day the deal was done. He also said that because he wanted it to be special with her that he only had sex with two other people that day.
Christina Milian/Lil Wayne
October 23, 2012
What celebrity offspring of A+ list parents spent the weekend getting drunk out of her mind. No big deal really, except for the fact she allowed herself to get naked with a bunch of other people playing strip poker and ended up having sex with one of the biggest players in Hollywood. He is A list when it comes to picking up women and sleeping with them and probably a B-/C+ actor who used to be in a hit show. Apparently she has no more C+ list actor boyfriend from a new show. I know there must be photos of the strip poker.
Rumer Willis/Wilmer Valderrama
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who doesn't even act any longer (thank goodness) still has A+ list name recognition. Last night she checked into a hotel to spend the night. Apparently she got into a huge fight with her married lover about the state of his divorce.
This former A+ list singer is now B+ when it comes to singing. At this point his high profile relationships are remembered as much as his hit songs. This week he was at a party and everyone thought he was there to support this C+ list mostly television actress he sometimes hooks up with. Nope. He was there because his sometime male lover was being given an award.
This actress/ television model would probably be C list if not for an event that occurred regarding her husband. It was splashed all over the news not that long ago. It looks like our C lister has not changed her ways. At a party this week she was all over the married ex of an A+ lister. The ex was giving as good as he was getting. I smell a divorce and a reality show.
Regardless of whether I like someone or not, I always recognize if they do something nice or go above and beyond for fans. Last week this B+/A- list reality star from an A list network reality show exited an event to find about 100 fans waiting for him. Despite the very late hour, not only was he nice to every fan he made sure each of the 100+ fans got a photo with him or an autograph or whatever they wanted. It took well over an hour.
The date of this A+ list mostly movie director who has been in the news recently was asked to cover up when she tried to get into an event with the director this week. Apparently she was not wearing a bra and the top of her dress was see thru. The director gave her a couple of hundred bucks and told her he would call her later that night and sent her on her way.
This former A list model/video vixen/part-time actress who still looks great despite getting older might want to rethink the whole not getting divorced thing because her husband has been cheating almost constantly the past several months.
This former B- list movie and television actress who achieved her greatest fame on that hit pay cable show from which she was fired had been clean and sober. She even managed to make it through filming a movie with someone who uses more drugs than her. That all changed when they reunited to promote the movie though and now our actress is so messed up again that she could barely stay upright to take photos of another movie she is promoting.
This married former A list tennis player and celebrity who had at one point A+ list celebrity status has been hooking up with the assistant of one of his business partners. Apparently the assistant also has a new $100K car courtesy of the tennis player.
What A/B-list diva who does reality TV on the side exploded at a reporter at an awards show red carpet last night when he mistook her for Iggy Azalea?
"Consider yourself lucky that you're working with a genius like me instead of some second-rate nobody" - A-list singer/songwriter and multiple Grammy winner to a veteran session musician during the recording of her upcoming album. Her ego has grown to Jupiter-sized proportions ever since her last album flopped.
What A/B-list actor with A+ list name recognition shocked onlookers at the premiere of his latest film? He's been hitting the bottle hard and it's showing.
What A++ list iconic diva was banned from visiting the star of an Off Broadway show after several audience members yelled at her to stop texting on her phone? The star of the play called her out on Twitter without mentioning her name, but her PR people shot him a cease and desist letter and he quickly deleted the tweet.
October 18, 2012
This A+ actor who moonlights as a director and used to be a nice comfortable B lister for what seemed forever, is on a press trip for a movie. Nothing exciting about that. Even had the wife along for part of it. Now though, she is gone and our actor is hooking up with one of his exes just to catch up he says. Nothing more. Then why did he send the wife home? She wanted to stay, but he said it would be all work.
Ben Affleck
A few months ago I had a blind item about this celebrity who was completely broke and earned her living having sex with guys. The celebrity is infamous rather than famous. When she recently popped up in the news again after a little absence and said again how broke she is, someone was offended and sent me a link to a password protected website. On the website are six women and two guys. When you click one of the people you are taken to a page. One page. On the page are three photos of each person. One in a swimsuit. One in clothes and one is their mugshot. Also included is a description of their particular crimes and any sentences they served. Four of the women on the site are American. All were accused of murdering someone. What they share in common is they are all young, fairly attractive and are willing to sleep with a man if the price is right. Apparently there are men and women in the world who think it is a big thrill to have sex with someone who has killed. The prices for the two men for one night were $2500 and their calendars were about a quarter full. Both men are bisexual. The price per night of the women ranged from $5000 a night to $25000 a night and all of their calendars were nearly full for the next couple of months. Out of the four American women, two definitely had A list name recognition at the time of their trials. Probably both are still right at that A list name recognition. The other two American women I needed to Google but they were pretty sensational cases.
October 16, 2012
This top 10 American Idol finalist with much bigger name recognition than you would think because of a former B list celebrity boyfriend on a hit show, was so hammered at a party in the past two nights that she was making out with some random guy at the party and when he could not get his hands up her top because it was so tight, she just took the whole thing off and was bare to the room. She didn't even care.
Pia Toscano/Mark Ballas (former boyfriend)
October 12, 2012
This C+ list television actor is dating this wannabe actress from A list celebrity offspring. Where do I begin? He tells his friends that he can barely stomach even kissing her but forces himself to do it and to sleep with her because he has never been more famous and credits that fame to his latest role. He keeps pressing to meet her parents. His ex-girlfriend is in on the whole thing and she still sneaks over once a week for some alone time.
Rumer Willis/Jayson Blair
September 19, 2012
This former A list usually movie actor and now a permanent B lister has always been good looking. He has also been in one of the more famous Hollywood marriages of all-time. Just like most of the other marriages in Hollywood though, it ended. She cheated and got caught. He cheated and just kept right on cheating into his next marriage. He has been busted cheating in the not too distant past, but still keeps on doing it. There are some nice photos of him right now holding hands and kissing a production assistant from his most recent acting effort. He had to buy those photos because he made a deal with his wife that he would not cheat. Oh, and the production assistant? Her be quiet prize was that she got a job on a movie as a production assistant to an A+ director and it did not take her long at all to work her magic. The married director already moved her into his hotel room. Anyway, I digress. Our actor cheater and not the director cheater, has not slowed down since being busted. He just is doing a much better job of not getting caught. He screens women now and prefers them to be in the business. No more random hookups with strangers in bars, although that is and was his favorite. He used to say that even though he was married to one of the most famous women in the world he could walk into any bar and get a woman to go have sex with him in under 15 minutes. He says it takes about 20 minutes now because he is older.
Dennis Quaid/Clint Eastwood
This good ole boy who also happens to be an actor, an A+ list one at that is kind of a tool when it comes to his wife. She used to have a career and was a host and model and a sometime actress. She gets offers for projects but each time she gets one her husband calls someone and the next thing you know the wife is being passed over for someone else.
This B list singer recently hooked up with this A list quarterback and he might be great on the field but she said he had no idea what he was doing in bed and she knows the sex lasted under 30 seconds because he started and finished during the same commercial on television.
She likes to pretend she is above all that and would never do it, but this newlywed who would love to be a celebrity and not just a wife to an A+ lister had a recent breast enlargement. She didn't like the way she was looking in her pap photos.
This Disney star who is still a minor but who is slated to be the next big star with her rebooted show got sick at a recent event after drinking several shots at the encouragement of this model/celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister.
This former A list tweener who has turned into a respectable A- list adult singer but is still a terrible actress likes to pretend she is innocent when it comes to her fidelity. Not so much. While her boyfriend has been begging, he would be interested to know that his girlfriend cheated on him a couple of times. She is just more discreet about it. Late nights on the pull out sofa at the recording studio she uses.
After a two year affair with one very secretive woman, this married B+ list foreign born singer with a history of cheating is having his road manager find a new mistress. So far our singer has "interviewed" two women. Apparently the singer is offering a huge monthly sum and both women he interviewed had to sign NDA's before they even found out who they would be meeting.
This B+/A- list singer was drunk when he hit the red carpet and his wife was wasted too. By the end of the show she had given up trying to pull up her strapless dress every time it fell down and she showed the world her breasts quite a few times.
This newlywed found out the hard way that her A list singing husband has been lying to her about getting a record deal. The wife, a former celebrity ran into the head of the record label that was supposed to be in discussions about her and said he had passed on her a long time ago.
There was definitely no love lost between this A+ list movie actress and this former A+ list singer turned B list part-time reality star/singer. Our singer could clearly be heard calling the actress a b**ch after they crossed paths backstage.
January 15, 2015
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress has been making the most of the time away from her husband. Not much for marriage vows anyway, our actress has been hooking up with an old flame who is an A list celebrity who probably wishes he was an A list rapper. Hey, he is a mogul though.
Sienna Miller/Sean Combs
January 3, 2015
This B+ list reality star from that A list reality family is already trying to find a new owner for a pet she was given a few days ago. She decided after the fact she didn’t want it.
Kylie Jenner
September 18, 2012
What host/reality star with almost A list name recognition takes so many pills to stay thin it is a wonder she can even function
Bethenny Frankel
January 3, 2015
This celebrity sibling who probably has the best business in her family of music entertainers (of which she is not one) asked for $25K to attend a charity event. Does anyone do anything for free? All they wanted her to do was show up. Nothing else.
Charlotte Ronson
September 12, 2012
What former B list celebrity/reality star who is now struggling to stay relevant and is maybe a C is convinced that as long as she has her partner's baby that she and the baby will be set for life. She thinks he is loaded and has been counting the money she will get if he leaves her or she walks away. The thing is he is dead broke. Her plan, like most of her others has backfired. It was never about the baby. It was about the money.
Holly Madison
January 3, 2015
This A list talk show host/former actor always treats his wife like crap, but lately it has been getting worse. He insisted she get paid for her appearance at a party with him but he didn’t tell her she was getting paid and pocketed her money too. A check had been made out to her, but he had them change it to his name.
Mario Lopez
September 12, 2012
This actress has been a steady C+ to B-. Foreign born. Always works, but you would be hard pressed to pick her out of a crowd and match her with her name. Her name is probably B+ list. She has had some issues on movie sets the past two years. Apparently this C- list actor with A list name recognition who was in a very high profile relationship that she dated for awhile spread a whole bunch of rumors about her. Lots and lots of them. Like he was in his own version of high school. She says that most of the stuff never happened and probably would never be able to happen because he takes so many drugs and drinks so much that he is impotent half the time and their sex never lasted longer than 30 seconds. She is shocked that he ever managed to get anyone pregnant. Anyway, his rumors have made working on sets very uncomfortable because he tells everyone that she is easy and that she will have sex with anyone famous or who spends a couple of bucks on her. During her most recent movie, almost the entire cast was men and she says that she had to hide every second that she was not actually filming because the guys would not stop hitting on her and at one point she thought about walking off the set and quitting and going back home.
Abbie Cornish/Ryan Phillippe
January 3, 2015
Paris Hilton had to pony up some dough after her a-hole celebrity guest (who did have one of the better phrases in gossip history to describe someone) got wasted and pulled a television off a wall and then smashed it on the ground because he didn’t like what it was showing.
Brandon Davis
September 4, 2012
This former B- list singer and B- list television actress does not do much these days. Actually she doesn't do anything. Absolutely nothing. Somehow though despite her non existent schedule she has two nannies for her one child. The only time she actually ever spends alone time with her child is if she knows there will be cameras around. Otherwise, not a chance. She says she is far too busy, which is funny considering her ex doesn't have a nanny and is a million times busier and has the baby an equal amount of time, if not more.
Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz
January 3, 2015
These two former A list reality stars who everyone hated are so broke they commuted hundreds of miles each day to make it appear they were playing and partying with the rich and famous. Nope. Staying in a basement and then driving several hours to get their photos taken each day.
Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt
September 4, 2012
This B- list always movie actress has started growing resentful about paying for everything with her husband. He has a recording career but doesn't actually record anything that sells. He says he wants to go on tour but what he mostly does is sit around the house and order things off the internet with her credit cards. Vacations? On her dime. Eating out? She always pays. Gym membership? All her. When they started dating she thought he was going to be so successful and he had drive, but now he has none and seems perfectly content to live off her and work one or two hours a week on some album which may or may not see the light of day and will probably never sell.
Nikki Reed/Paul McDonald
January 3, 2015
His assistants and makeup people call it chapstick. He calls it moisturizer. No one is allowed to call it lipstick but that is what it is and this A list everything except for talk show host (which ended horribly) and actor is always applying it to his lips. It used to be just on camera but now he thinks it gives him such great color he wears it all the time and goes through two tubes of it a day.
Ryan Seacrest
August 16, 2012
Back in the day not so long ago this band was huge. Bigger than life. Then they split. Broke apart. The band is back together again, but it is not the same as it was. At this point they are just going through the motions for money. When they were at the top and could have stayed on the top, they split. They used the whole creative differences excuses for the reason, but it was way more juicy than that. It always is. The lead singer was the nail that broke everyone. He always stated and acted that he was better than everyone, not just the rest of his band. But, in reality, even though he said he was sober, he drank every night. Even though he said he was faithful, he cheated every night, usually more than once. Often, several times. Even if his wife was on tour with him he would cheat. What he would tell her was quiet reflection time was him getting serviced in the bus or backstage by whatever groupie had caught his interest. The fake pious act was what started it, but what clinched it was when the singer slept with two of the band members then girlfriends. When they found out, they were not as ticked off at their girlfriends as they were at the singer. He said that he was spreading his seed to his flock. Yep, and he was deadly serious when he said it. Despite him having sex with their girlfriends, that is not what broke the band up. It was another chip. One he saved for a flight they were all on to a gig. Private jet. Plane takes off and on the video screen comes a movie with the lead singer having sex with each of the girlfriends. Two separate movies. When the plane landed, the group broke up. Apparently time heals all wounds. That and a diminishing wallet. One of the band members married the girlfriend the singer slept with. I wouldn't be surprised if he had done so again.
Scott Stapp/Creed
Without his actress wife there to stop him, this A- list mostly television actor who will forever and ever have A list name recognition because of his movie career got drunk during a premiere this week and passed out in the theatre.
This actress from OITNB who is probably the biggest star to emerge from the show has been having a torrid affair with this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. The thing about their affair is that our A lister has been filming a lot of it and wants to make a documentary about the actress and include all their sex they have recorded too.
August 3, 2012
Ever wonder why this now A list television actress on a hit television show split from her celebrity husband? It turns out that the celebrity husband had been keeping a secret from his wife. It involves another actress who used to be a nice solid B lister on a hit television show. Her show faded to nothing and all she is left with now is a vague acting and modeling career. Oh, and her willingness to do anything for a musician she likes. Back before the A list actress got involved with her husband, our then B list actress and him hooked up. Sometimes alone and sometimes with her then celebrity boyfriend. Over the years, our former B list actress has kept in touch with the musician and when he comes to town or needed a companion on the road he would give her a call and if she was available, she would come running. It stopped happening when he first got married and also when the former B list actress got clean, but things happen and they were in the same city and it happened again and the A list actress wife found out.
Zooey Deschanel/Ben Gibbard "Death Cab for Cutie"/Mischa Barton/Cisco Adler
July 21, 2012
What Real Housewives wife has gloriously backstabbed her fellow co-star by sleeping with her husband. The thing is these two housewives are actually friends so it is a true back stabbing. Of course he is sleeping with lots of other people too, but the wife just keeps living in her fairyland with lots of unicorns and pixie dust when it comes to him.
Ramona Singer/Sonja Morgan
March 26, 2015
While this foreign born A list television actor who is a recent Academy Award winner/nominee was on a radio show, his significant other was having coffee with her supposed ex. They looked awfully chummy for being exes.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
July 19, 2012
Over the past six years I have told you some awful stories of people. There have been plenty of good people too. This story though is about someone who probably suffered the most as a child star and still managed to come out on top, although very emotionally scarred. This actress used to be a nice solid B list actress. She does not act very much anymore. Some movies and some cameos, but for the most part she does not do much. She has some other activities which keep her busy and which she has also made a name for herself. Back in the day she was a child actress. Cute and funny and growing up in a time of actors on set where rules were not really followed and behavior could be abhorrent. Despite being just an early teen, our actress was forced to have sex or coerced to have sex with men twice or sometimes three times her age. This was not a one time thing, but a daily thing she had to endure if she wanted to be an actress. Her parents told her to toughen up and that there was nothing wrong with it. Well, she did not have the best parents in the world. From the very first day she walked onto a film set, she was groped and teased. There was one older actor she thought she was safe from, but after their third day filming he had her in his dressing room, undressing for him while he pleasured himself. She had to do this at least once a week. There was her co-star who was almost the same age who told her he would get her fired unless they had sex. He also made her try some drugs. This was all like at 12 and 13. Crazy. On one show she was on she was repeatedly molested by a man who later was accused of raping one of his neighbor's children. Apparently since he thought he could get away with it on sets, he also thought the same rules applied in the real world. All you have to do is mention this guy's name or character name to the actress and she will start crying. All of this has affected every day of her life since. It all makes sense what she does now when you think of what happened to her back then.
Kim Richards
March 25, 2015
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show has a new network show after a couple of misses. Apparently the actress no one can stand who works with her was at it again. She told the director that she was the star and there was too much time being spent in one episode on people other than her. She did this in front of the crew.
Debra Messing
July 16, 2012
How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been.
George Clooney/Stacy Keibler
March 4, 2015
She was never really given any credit for her acting. To be fair, she once did have the number one movie in a country. I’m pretty sure it was the only movie being shown in that country at the time. Had to be. The thing is since she has given up acting which was never her main celebrity gig anyway she has become a better actress. She throws out this public image of happiness and that she has the best marriage in the world and everything is sweetness and light. People believe it. People want to believe it. I think she enjoys her marriage about 10% of the time and 90% of that 10% is when she is away from home. If she is home, they rarely sleep in the same room together or even wing of the house. One of them usually him sleeps in the guest house. He can smoke his pot out there all night and try and calm down. The guy has a temper. Lots of verbal abuse. She is the only one who has actually done the hitting. She has hit him several times. He doesn’t work. She works a lot. He has cheated. She has cheated too but don’t tell. She is so much better at hiding her cheating than she was back in the day. She only cheats with people who have as much to lose as she does. She thinks if she divorces that it will ruin the carefully cultivated image she has worked on for the past few years after some really bad PR moves. Plus, her family has issues so she works really hard to look perfect, or at least the relationship.
Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson ( Since The Enquirer basically copied the blind but added names, I figured I might as well reveal it)
July 16, 2012
Which B- list always movie actress who used to be much bigger in her franchise days is back on the booze. The actress has always worked hard to stay off the booze since some embarrassing incidents a couple of years back. At an event this weekend, booze was at the beginning, middle and end of her things to do.
Kirsten Dunst (this was a boring blind, especially considering the things she does while drunk that I have documented)
March 2, 2015
This C list celebrity dating that former A list tweener turned bad singer/bad indie actress has no idea that the former tweener has also been hooking up with the C lister’s best friend.. The best friend is an A list singer and an Academy Award winner/nominee for his acting.
DJ Zedd/Selena Gomez/Jared Leto
June 18, 2012
This former A list female singer thought she had it made. It didn't start out that way for her and didn't end that way for her, but there was a short period of time where she thought she was going to be on top of the world forever. Back when she was starting out she had a voice and a demo tape. She was lucky enough to have a guy hear it and the next thing you know she was meeting with some of the biggest producers in the music industry. Just because it is not acting does not mean there is not a casting couch. The producers told her they could get her with some great writers and other singers and make her a star, but what was she going to do for them? For a year she had to trade sex with producers for recording time and writers for songs and rappers for guest appearances. In a manuscript she is shopping right now she says that she had to have sex with over 50 different guys to make her first record. She said that if she didn't, they would have just found someone with just as much talent who was willing to have sex, so she did it. After her first record was a huge success, she thought that life was over and that she would have some clout. Nope. She did not have to have sex as much, but because the record company controlled her, the executives there said they were not sure if they were going to keep using her or go in another direction. That resulted in a long term relationship with three men at the record company who protected her from everyone else but also expected her to be on call for them 24 hours a day. They also got her hooked on coke and by the time she finished recording and went on tour she said that weeks would go by in blur. When it came time for her next record, she said she was numb and spent most days trying to sleep off the nights before. Not only the drugs but also the memories. She would record and have sex, often with all three of the men in the same night but never at the same time. She could not go on any longer and she told them that. She thought because she had so many hits and sold so many records that she would be immune like she had seen from some of the other females she worked with. Nope. They gave her a chance to change her mind, but our singer said not again. The next thing you know she was dropped and went from A list to, “who?” almost overnight. She blew through all her money trying to record her own album, but it sounded nothing like her other records and did awful. For years she tried to do it on her own but just was locked out. Then she made a call and said she wanted back in again. All these years later and she has a brand new anticipated record coming out that features lots of great producers, guest singers and she says she had to do it because she needed to live. She thinks she can make enough from the sales and from touring to live on and never have to go through the process ever again.
Ashanti
This Game Of Thrones actress who had a career before the show was smoking meth with her recent co-star before they went into a press conference to promote the movie.
This former child star is running through all of her money. She was on two big shows but all that drug use and her ability to rub people the wrong way means she is going to run out of funds soon.
March 30, 2015
Despite losing a lot of weight and returning to a size not seen for her for many years, this former A list singer turned bad actress turned celebrity with a side project was not happy with recent photos she took for her side project. Apparently she wanted a thigh gap and personally supervised the airbrushing until she decided she looked skinny enough.
Jessica Simpson
