Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Woman With Three Breasts

I'm trying to think of a doctor who would agree to give a woman a third breast. I'm sure there must be one out there somewhere, but if they are in the U.S., I would think they would lose their license by performing such a procedure. Even if it is a hoax, Jasmine Tridevil has figured out a way to get her 15 minutes. She probably wants a reality show, but will have more luck making porn and showing off at strip clubs. I don't particularly want to watch a reality show about her dealing with a third breast. No one really cared that Chandler Bing had a third nipple. Not enough to have a reality show anyway. Here is an interview with Jasmine and a very brief look at her covered three breasts. 

30 comments:

Violet said...

And just by posting this you're helping with those 15 minutes.
As am I just by writing this. Gah.

discoflux said...

Money that would've been better spent on therapy and an education.

ladybaus said...

That's SO Fetch!

rolotomassi said...

They(Plastic Surgeons Group) are actually looking for the Doctor (s)responsible for this "unethical" procedure..

ladybaus said...

and of course she is from----FLORIDA!

rolotomassi said...

been there,done that...
Angela Bassett in AHS did it better!

FSP said...

She should have had it put on her back, for slow dancing.

Unknown said...

I call bullspit, I cant believe she actually had an operation because seriously where did she get the extra skin for that breast? I've got big boobs and nowhere one my chest is there enough skin to wrap around an implant. MInd you I am not a doctor but I cant see how that is possible. Unless she took extra skin from somewhere else, in which case that would make it an extra but cheek on her chest lol I dont know just thinking.

auntliddy said...

I think its a hoax, but whats interesting is she says she did it to become less appealing to men, so they wld view her as a freak. Yeah, ok. Anyway, im going with hoax. Or let dr that did this come forward.

CoBe said...

Hoax.

All Lace no Leather said...

I think it's a hoax. Nothing adds up with this story.

AngelBear said...

MORE is not always BETTER!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Speaking as someone who has a accessory nipple (don't get all excited now, Count, it just looks like a mole), I really can't say that my ambition in life has ever been to look like the hooker in Total Recall, but whatever makes her happy, I suppose...

And yes, Cher said a number of years ago that if she wanted to put her tits on her back, that was her business...while I don't think she'd ever actually do it, I don't doubt that someone out there is trying to do exactly that. Why, God only knows, because it'll make their clothes fit all weird, but whatever...*sigh*

AndrewBW said...

What's so special about this? Hell, I've got four eyes.

SingBlue said...

Pull the Other One

PugsterMom said...

And there goes my breakfast.

rolotomassi said...

Im assuming people aren't believing this...I hope..amirite???

Unknown said...

We know someone who had horns grafted to his skull. Another had his face entirely tattooed and his tongue split.
lots of people are into weird body modifications. So who knows?

sandybrook said...

It goes w/o saying she is a resident of Florida :(

Rosie riveter said...

Naturally, Florida. Whens that shit gonna slide off into the ocean?

Tina Mallette said...

If you were actually born with three breasts that would be a TLC series.

rolotomassi said...

@Bee, yup,here too.One guy w/Horns 7 split tongue et al. is on trial for murder & his attorney's having a helluva time trying to pick an 'unbiased' jury-go figure..
cute AVI btw, as usual. :)

Pogue Mahone said...

If they ever have a Total Recall sequel she could audition for a role.

LottaColada said...

I think it's fake

Seven of Eleven said...

Pogue, that was the first thing I thought of, too!

Last year, a friend of mine was inspired by the Comic-Con appearance of the Total Recall three-breasted lady and made a very similar outfit for an (adult) Halloween party. It was so weird, the guys were ALL over her!

Oh, Florida.

Steven O said...

Snopes has the proof that it is a hoax posted. Also, it's on the Daily Beast as a hoax.

rolotomassi said...

Again,guys,look @American Horror Story-Freak Show beginning soon.She's copying the Angela Bassett Character

punningtons said...

Kimmel hoax?

The BLS said...

TMZ outed this as a hoax.

Anonymous said...

I call serious bullshit. She already said in one interview that she had to have a "nipple" tattooed on the third breast, and when she pulls up her shirt in front of the news reporter there is definitely a nipple poking out from her pink top. I'm calling fake all the way.

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