Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Blind Item #11- Emmy Awards

In one of the least classy moves of the night, the date of this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said, "Excuse me," and reached under her very short, very tight dress and pulled out her phone. Apparently it didn't fit in her clutch which was in one hand and she had a drink in the other so had her phone inside her panties. Yep. The actor is old enough to be her grandfather.

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    1. She learned from Papa a Donovan to keep her valuables always stowed away safely in her prison purse, like the good little girl she is!!!

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    2. LadyH- thanks for that link yesterday.

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    3. No problem! I hope you made their day and dropped on in ;)

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  2. She should have worn a bra and stuck it in there instead.

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  4. If it was an old school bag phone though, I applaud her efforts.

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    1. @sass: you mean like THIS? Oh nothing screws brick phone like Night at the Roxbury!

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    2. Screws bwahaha *screams

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  5. Was Rourke at the Emmys?

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  6. When you gotta make a call, you gotta make a call.

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  7. Hope it was set to "Vibrate."

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  8. I actually had to read this twice because the first time I thought she pulled it out of her vajayjay :))

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  9. Being a girl is hard.

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  10. Hope she didn't twat dial.
    If she did the call recipient probably just heard a lot of sloshing around or echoes of a huge cave; Or perhaps some cries for a young stiff penis.

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  11. If her hands were full, did she whip it out & hold it up to her ear with her foot?

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  12. Probably BS. A very short, very tight dress probably doesn't have room for underwear, or a phone.

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  13. This kind of reminds me about one whack story in the Motley Crüe book, the Dirt. They put a groupie's cell phone up her hooha and then made her call mommy

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  14. I've been butt-dialed many times, but never coochie-dialed.

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  15. What's important is that she had the good manners to say "excuse me". Clearly a well brought up young lady.

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  16. I am grateful that she was wearing panties. Or maybe Enty's just assuming that's where she stored the phone?

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  17. No snail trail on the phone please

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  18. Was Michael Douglas or Jeff Goldblum there? She has a nickname for her phone - iCooch.

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