I would love to hear your Your Turn suggestions.
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I forgot about Count's postscript questions.Rusty Trombone = a-okay; Dirty Sanchez = no way, Jose. The Donkey Punch is based on an urban myth, nevertheless I'd rather be punched in the head than receive a Cleveland Steamer. Potential fatal head injury > death by mortification.
@sandybrookWhile at university, I worked night shifts answering calls at an out-of-hours doctors' service. Most of the callers I spoke with were wither suicidal or mid-miscarriage. I did that for two years and it made me ill.
@SugarIceland. It's a magical place; breathtakingly beautiful and populated by friendly, humane and politically engaged people. I first went when I was nineteen, on a university exchange programme, and I've been back five times since.
What are you dying to tell someone? I want to tell a really nice woman in my swim class that using blue pencil for eyebrows is just wring. Anoyhrt woman says shes waiting for appt with electrolsis for like 5 yrs now, to stop waiting and SHAVE!!!! Your upper lio hair!!!!stuff like this~
@Eros: No, cartoons don't count as porn.
@Shopgirl: Porn is like Lays potato chips, ya can't eat just one.
@Ecua: I never rub one out at my computer. I memorize the highlights for later use.
Thank you to everyone else for the kind words. They are greatly appreciated.
Don't forget that my email is available for buttcheek tribute pics. Don't worry, I know some may be modest, so thongs and other forms of panty/bikini wedgies are acceptable 😉
You can only plead the 5th with Count or Harry
@Bacon: How much time do you have? I've worked with all types of America's finest…One of my bosses interviewed Dahmer and his family members shortly before Dahmer died. Seriously fucked up people. It's a miracle Dahmer didn't get killed quicker in prison.
I've thought that through and have a good plan, if Fugazi Enty ever uses it. Lots of time prior to Y2K working in my shop, alone with my thoughts.
Pro Tip: cash and gold aint worth hoarding for the day the sky falls. Coke and smack are the viable hedges against Armageddon.
"Most likely" awards for CDaN commenters a la high school yearbook.For example…Most likely to have masterbated to completion by the time he/she gets to the end of the comments on this post: Looking at you, Count!
CDAN FAN CELEB ENCOUNTERS!!!!
Hug my kids with one arm and hold my crossbow with another!
I like all of Count's suggestions, but our own celeb encounters might be interesting too. we've all prob had them.
Lula, I went to Italy & Switzerland on my honeymoon – it's a truly beautiful place! You can take a boat up Lake Como & se all the celebrities' fantastic houses – including George Clooney. Appropriate for a gossip site 🙂
I'm a pretty positive person and I work with a woman who is just like a big black cloud of negativity. Sometimes I just want to stand up & say "You can talk again when you have something nice to say! About anything!"
Favorite childhod memory. Have you seen something unlawful and not said anything? What secrets do u know that its weird you know it? ( for example, i know a girl who is adopted and doesnt know it. I know the father of an unmarried woman's baby. I knew a girl who had a terminal disease. I never said a word about any of these things)
I smile like a damned fool when I read @countjerkula comments. Whether to keep from busting out laughing because of it's sheer awesomeness or to hide my surprise at "did he just f'n say that?!?!?!" . Oh count. You make my day.
@califblondy I guess if the plane is going down, at the point all I can do is say "hey bitch. We had a good run!" Lol thanks for your tips! I may get hammered
Headed to the urban dictionary lol
Count is too funny but he had some really great question ideas. Like the person above me, I was laughing while reading his post (as usual). Thanks for the daily lolz, Count. This website would suck without you and your crazy bullshit.
Haha @Count "first time" seeing porn -assuming there'd be a second time.
(Not been). )-:
But that's another good suggestion.
Have you ever win a big prize? What. How. When?
I'd luv to hear how u won such a fab prize. And have fun!!!
Self-medicate, alcohol, meditate, pray, or tell yourself if we go down my life was good.
Works for me!
One more before I get to my work – something I've wondered if I should consider trying to do something about.
Gardeners: Could there be 2-3 assigned days of the week for working for each block/area?
It prob could be worded better.
OMG. Count makes my eyes water. I don't LOL, I guess I'm programmed like I shouldn't Laff at him. (Talking as if he's not here.). …so I try not smile too big, while reading the disgustingly worded thoughts he seems to easily put out there. I love it! And my eyes are really watering due to his lists of suggestions. I gotta have the one of my brothers that I can show this to, read it.
Here we are:
My husband and I just won a trip to Switzerland. We have a year to take it. Sounds amazing. Anyone on here been? (speaking of best places to go)
Yeah, another one of my friend's father was the attorney that defended the third kid (the one that drove the getaway car.) The one I wasn't surprised by wanted to be a cop when we were in 8th grade, so he could steal drugs from dealers. I knew he wasn't going to end well.
Answered in the wrong place, I see. RDJ, maybe. Someone on the inside, oh yes.
Himmmm is R D J
Angie or Jen, that would be awesome. I bet even CBs would come over for that party!
Thanks, Eros. I enjoy brainstorming.
Another one' Rusty Trombone or Dirty Sanchez?
Cleavland Steamer or donkey punch?
My cunt wife who won 't fuck should fuck off
Someone else got a check…
All of you should fuck off
@Orvilla Yeah gurrl!! Brenda and Dylan 4ever
Bye bye puppy.
Teresa, Team BRENDA WALSH all the way!
Great questions Count! I think we needed some xxx in the mix.
No commentA few yearsDont know. No commentdont know – probably in bed with a bfYes it is lolNo comment lol
I dont have any. Do women really buy those for real? I never needed one.
NoIf its a pedo, kill them fast and quick. Not sure about other criminals
No comment because I dont understand
Cant think of any offhand
Maybe strawberry ice cream
They both annoy me.
anything other than missionary is fine by me
19 yo – anime porn counts right?
Too many to count for a fave
Peaceful in my sleep
Brenda or Kelly?
TEAM BRENDA always
Life ever been in extreme danger?Do you have a favorite child? (Your own)Prejudiced? Honestly.
@Helen Smith Deal! As long as I get to plead the fifth 😉
One word that sums up your entire life.
Sum yourself up in one or 2 words.
Ok I think im finally tapped out with questions. I hope Enty uses some of these questions that everyone's submitted. There are some good ones here I think.