27 Comments on "Dollmakers Are Creepy"
Disappointing, really, because most dolls are rather creepy. I'll never look at Marie Osmond the same way again.
Lol @kristen my exact words!!
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No worries, Wigs. After the Russian Sleep Experiment, I figured you could use the sleep.
Thanks, TNC! All the facts minus the night terrors! I won't ask about the wooden balls.
Totally agree. My calling the Dollmaker "creepy" was generous to the point of absurdity.
If you find annoying to be creepy, then yes. Otherwise, just tries to hard.
You okay there, Meanie?
Sorry Warecat. I published before I saw you were taking a stab at it.
TNC nailed it.The Enterns are cornballs.I'm disappointed.
I'm saving myself for marriage-(related blind).
Ok. Here goes:
Guy finds paper with advertisement for rare dolls. Goes to location and meets creepy guy down in the basement.Several minutes of stupid joke where dollmaker keeps interrupting him telling him that he never interrupt a customer.Dollmaker only has one doll. A gimpy little Pinocchio with wooden balls. Guy pretends he will buy it so he can escape. Final scene is new guy picking up the ad. Strong candidate for MST3K.
Wig. I just lost my CDAN clicky virginity with a clown. So proud.
I'll do it.Mwah ha ha.
Send in the clowns
@ NJFF one word: Chucky!
Violet you learn clickys and go straight for the clowns?
Oh yes sandy bwahaha
@NJ, Talky Tina was the worst! My sister had a doll that looked like Talky Tina. Goodbye childhood, hello nightmares!
And Telly Savalas getting the beat down from a manic doll, yep, Twilight Zone. 😀
"Of course, we all know dolls can't really talk, and they certainly can't commit murder. But to a child caught in the middle of turmoil and conflict, a doll can become many things: friend, defender, guardian. Especially a doll like Talky Tina, who did talk and did commit murder – in the misty region of the Twilight Zone." Great episode with Telly Savalas
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nope. they're the devil's instruments.
Nothing is as bad as clowns Violet NOTHING! bwahahah
Dolls are creepy as f**k. As bad almost as clowns.
DEF not it!