Favorite Seinfeld quote.
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The summer of George!
Do his jokes offend you as a Jew?NO-they offend me as a comedian!
so many from "The Contest:
Kramer, slamming his money down: "I'm out!"
Jerry and George: "Are you the king of your castle…the master of your domain…"
Kramer, while sitting in a sauna:
"Geez, it's like a sauna in here."
So many…. NO SOUP FOR YOU .
I always wanted to pretend to be an architect…. Said George/Art Vandalay
Maybe the dingo ate your babay
"See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them."
Newman! Hello, Jerry.
Elaine: I'm out! It was John John.
Elaine to Puddy: That's IT we're getting back together again!
George: I work for Vandelay Industries and we're into latex.
No Soup For You! Come Back In One Month!
Elaine: I can't go to the show with you Jerry. I have to go buy Socks for Mr. Pitts.
Jerry you're an anti-dentite (says Tim Watley aka Bryan Cranston).
You have to see the baby!
Jerry to Bania: That's it! Enjoy your meal! Soup and salad is a meal.
top of the muffin to you
I actually never saw this show because I lived for decades in a country where it wasn't broadcast, now that I am in the US, I have to admit I find the humor lame – sorry 😀
I could see if you ordered the regular salad. But you had to have the BIG SALAD!
"I haven't got a square to spare" -Jamie Gertz
I find "he/she's a low talker" comes up in conversation a lot haha
THAT'S what it was supposed to be. Thanks Andrew.
"The sea was angry my friends; like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli……"
^5 +1 always and Forever
Also- Mr Bookman-"I know your type'. Flashy, always making the scene!"
Kramer:" oh, its all authorized."
"Hey little girl you want some candy" – his pick up line when he met Soshanna.
"You are not a comedian."
Sweet fancy Moses!
"I cannot spare a square"
Elaine and Teri Hatcher in the bathroom stalls and Elaine was out of paper and asked for some.
"Festivus for the Rest of us!!!"
"The Summer of George". Every summer for years my daughter makes these elaborate plans for fun and something terrible always happens.
Pulp can move, baby.
Maybe the dingo ate your fiancé.
"Undatable!""Then how are all of these people getting together?""Alcohol."
Puddy: "What's going on with you and vegetable lasagna there?"Elaine: "This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me."Vegetable Lasagna: "I can hear you."
"Her name rhymes with a female body part." "Mulva?" "Oh, Dolores!"
not that there's anything wrong with that
Jerry said (often) in the episode EVEN STEVEN: Thing always even out for me.
"That's not gonna be good for anybody."
“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”
I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving it!
not that there's anything WRONG with that.
Serenity now!!! I still say that.
"What's the deal with (insert obviously cliche object for ridicule here)"
"…as I rained blows upon him, I thought, there's got to b another way." -Sr. Costanza
“We were on a break!" Oh, wait…
Oh – and also "Now I'M driving the bus!"
Get jiggy with it
It was a Scratch!!
None, never could get into that show.
"You yadda yadda'd over the best part!" "I mentioned the bisque."
My all time fav Seinfeld scene bc I can't choose one line