Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Blind Item #5

This B list actress does just about everything. Apparently she also just got a breast enlargement because she says when her actor husband left her it devastated her and she thinks new breasts will make her feel better about herself.

35 comments:

  1. She left him, I thought.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The one from 90210.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Replies
    1. She left him though

      Delete
    2. Jack I don't even know her real name so I'm gonna have to trust you on this :)

      Delete
  4. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  5. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  6. This happened with an ex-friend of mine. I don't think the new boobs made her feel better. She just started wearing trashy shirts and no bra. She went on a slutcapade looking LOST and screwing the bottom-feeders.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. When my ex left me I swore I would never meditate again. And I haven't. It's almost like getting a boob job. Except no one hit one me as a result. But that's ok cause I showed him! Take your hippy pretentious system of belief and shove it!

      I probs should have gone with the boob job, eh?

      Delete
  7. I like your guess @Freya. I think she's closer to C list though.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. @LottaColada Yeah you're right. Plus she really doesn't do everything. Maybe it is Amy Poehler. TV/movie actress, award show host and now author.

      Delete
  8. Someone looking for an excuse to have the surgery done. I read somewhere how women in particular will get plastic surgery just for the painkillers.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm with you.
      Why not just say you want bigger tits?

      Delete
  9. If a guy left me, I'll just go to the spa and get rubbed down by an Adonis with hazel eyes and not try to Travolta him.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Not gonna fault her. We all look for solace in different ways. Mine would be Japanese chef knives.

    ReplyDelete
  11. lol @Riven and Chuckie :p

    ReplyDelete
  12. Whoopsie. @Kristin was there first ("You again!" to quote Sandybrook).

    @Orvilla Bedinbacher "Slutcapade" - now that's a great phrase.

    :)

    ReplyDelete
  13. I dont get the connect btwn man leaving and woman gets boobs? Get your hair cut and colored, get some new clothes, shave ya legs and pits- but surgery? Utuh. And amy wld never, thank u very much.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Oh so that's how you finally move on, huh? Surgery, here I come!

    ReplyDelete
  15. Also I'll guess Jennie Garth.

    ReplyDelete
  16. @Riven or you could take the Katy Perry route and "meditate" your way to larger breasts....the power of "positive thinking" girl!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. @Derek unfortunately I'm cursed with boobs that are "Last to grow, First to go." I don't really want to know what my body would come up in response lol.

      Delete
  17. I can see someone doing this. If he was always checking out women with larger breasts I can see it happening. Will it help? Not necessarily but women who break up typically do something like go one "that new man might see me naked diet" or some such thing. I guess it's always a matter of $$.

    ReplyDelete
  18. And yes "Slutcapade" is an awesome word for the day. Submit that to the NYTimes it should be a word in the Magazine section.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Great line when they see each other after the enhancement, "WOW, if ya had them when we were together, I probably wouldn't have left."

    ReplyDelete
  20. My random guess was Tea Leoni, but she got them during the marriage. "Does just about everything" makes me think TV, movies, reality. Jennie Garth doesn't really do movies, but yes to reality.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Isn't Idina Menzel A list Broadway?

    ReplyDelete

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days