Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Blind Item #4

This B list Academy Award winner was asked to leave a bar recently because he wouldn't stop groping women.

31 comments:

  1. jinx derek. start drink so i can get there 1st

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  2. Benicio Del Toro or whatever

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    1. Yup, this sounds like Brody. I used to love him.

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  4. mickey never won, just nom for the wrestler

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  5. This was Cuba Jr., like eight times already. Geesh.

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  6. There are so many skeezer B list academy winners. I am guessing Brody.

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  7. Brody?cuba? Mickey rourke? Del toro?More vague is impossible!

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  8. List the people it was NOT:

    Toothy Tile
    Fish Sticks
    Tommy Co$ Boy
    NPH & Burkus

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  9. Yet again, fame saving some ass bag from a serious beat down and/or jail.

    It's like having a cloak of invisibilty

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  10. I'm thinking Brody. Mickey didn't win and he would just be touching his junk. Cuba would be getting all in the little girls faces. Thinking Brody would do the smooth...Hey lady and run his hand down their backs.

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  11. Mickey Rourke. NOT Mickey Rooney.

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  12. Grody tongued Halle Berry when he won. Dick move then.

    He probably thinks he's so smooth. Ladies I don't get the attraction. But then im down to one fuzzy eye...

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  13. Naughty Rooney had Game! Married the lovely Ava. And unlike the self lovingRourke, Rooney has an Oscar.

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  14. True story. One time at a bar, I was listening to a friend complain about her boyfriend or something. She was on my right side, so I couldn't really see her. I reached to put my hand on her shoulder and give it a squeeze in show of support. What I hadn't realized was that she had gone from standing next to me, to hoisting herself up onto the bar stool. Instead of shoulder, I got a handful of breast. It took a second for it to hit my brain that something was amiss. I glanced over and she had the most surprised look on her face. I guess she couldn't believe the audacity and was stunned into silence. I turned as red as a Solo cup, and spent the rest of the night apologizing. The only time I successfully groped in a bar.

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  15. Charlie I feel your pain.

    Steps are hard y'all!

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    1. How you managing, Guido? If you're driving yourself to work, take extra time at Stop signs. Judging fast moving cars can be dicey. Finding yourself cocking your head to watch the fluid rise against the side of the cup as you pour something to drink?

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  16. @OneEyeCharlie LOL poor!

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  17. I once had someone shake my breast "hello", surprising is a good word for it!

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  18. A dude's doing that, call the cops, lay charges for sexual assault. Problem solved

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  19. @Crila - I'm with you. Immediately thought Adrien Brody.

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  20. Thanks Charlie. Finger in the cup for pouring. Ride in to work. Ugh! STEPS! Going down them makes my inner toddler wanna get on all fours and scoot down them. Lol.

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  21. TTM I hope they paid for dinner. Either before or after. Lol.

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    1. Lol a beer may have changed hands, Gweeds. And then I stayed on the outside lane from then on. Have a great day, fella!

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  22. Everyone loves a good light hearted groping, right? I mean I'm a total groper when I'm hitting the sauce. Good times to be had by all. Now if it was rapey, that's different.

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  23. I slapped a guy once after he full on grabbed my left tata and gave it a giggle. I felt pretty bad after I realized he was fixing my nip slip. He got quite a few free rounds after that.

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