Blind Item #1
This foreign born B list singer was late to the stage yesterday because she already found a new producer and songwriter who she was having sex with. She will do anything for tracks.
This foreign born B list singer was late to the stage yesterday because she already found a new producer and songwriter who she was having sex with. She will do anything for tracks.
Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM
Labels: blind item
Rita
ReplyDeleteJoss stone!
ReplyDeleteSorry, think I flashed back to Perez in 2005
Delete+1! (Btw, 2005 was a good year for online gossip! The year I got addicted to dlisted, laineygossip and other blogs (and at the time perez, but I've quit that boat a loooong time ago)...
DeleteIt was Claudea! He was still drawing on the doodle penii at that point and outing everyone he could. It's funny looking back, I never even knew there was a comment section! Or that it could be fun!
DeleteWhora
ReplyDeleteOr Lily. Take your pick of the skanky Brit singers.
ReplyDeleteAnyone seen the episode of MTV Cribs at Joss Stones house in the English country? Everything she owned was broken---her tv her stereo her micro her car etc. It was kinda funny
ReplyDeleteMy moms guess us Shakira. She said Sharika first so take that with a grain of salt..
ReplyDeleteLily annoys me to no end. I like a few of her songs but she is like Lindsay but with a kid! She also comes from major privilege and certainly acts the part...
ReplyDeleteIs Rita foreign born?
ReplyDeleteLondoner with Bulgarian parents :)
DeleteSorry, Albanian- shame on me!!!
DeleteTTM,
ReplyDeleteshe was always known as Joss stick in our house
Lol, as in sticks and, Vroo?
Deleteyeah Rita is English I believe
ReplyDeleteRita. Do what you need to do girl!
ReplyDeleteEllie goulding
ReplyDeleteIf it is Rita, I would think she would be able to *uck and*uck and be ready to hit the stage with a hip shake and a lip swipe. Practice would have perfected, is all I'm saying...
ReplyDeleteSteamy I TOTALLY read that as "tuck" and "tuck" and was legit trying to figure out what she would be tucking, and then I veered off into wondering if you were implying some kind of transgender situation. ..more coffee!
DeleteTTM, :D.
DeleteShould I use a different thing other then asterisk?
Maybe__ or ¿?...hmmm
No, Steamy I think it's just me! No matter what Violet tells you, I am not the symbol police (I was trying to help! ) just do yo thang, Steams!
DeleteRita only live gig is in LA in augury.
ReplyDeleteShe's not currently performin
Just one more week of 14 Blinds a day before reveals day, right?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I keep meaning to say, Hammer or Riven, you guys were asking about Harry Knuckles, from what I remember, he tended to not be around during Reader Photo time
Ooh. Mysterious. In what way I couldn't say. But that's mysterious all the same.
DeleteWell I remember because last time it was before all the Hollywood Dime stuff and any reader photo with cleavage was supposed to be for him, blah blah, but he never showed to comment
Delete@Tric---I don't think she ever performs. All she does is walk every red carpet known to man in every city in every country. I don't even know how she has time to fuck all these men and women...
ReplyDeleteDid Calvin dump her a$$
ReplyDelete@Oriv--yeah apparently she cheated on him with the Biebs!!!! lol
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DeleteWheeee! Give Mickey a huge HeisenHug & have fun!!!
DeleteGo on Splash Mountain for me!
DeleteJoss sticks are incense sticks, only burned in a teenagers room if smoking jazz cigarettes! (Realises that this doesn't seem quite so funny written down, leaves conversation...) 😉
ReplyDeleteOkay, I think I've heard that! She's weed cover in your home! And I love the term jazz cigarettes, may I use it?
Delete@Derek you are lying!!! Biebs??!!
ReplyDeleteHaha what an idiot. I mean does he have a big one or something bc what is the appeal?
@orvilla I doubt he has much going on down there and he probably can't even keep it up with all the steroids and drugs he's doing.
DeleteUmm, I still burn incense.
ReplyDelete@Oriv---I seriously doubt THAT lol
ReplyDeletehe has lots of money though...for now...
@ Derek..yes.
ReplyDeleteEllie currently on tour
Haha @oriv if I did that here people would get wrong idea!
ReplyDeleteTTM ,it's a great name isn't it 😊
Actually she's in rehearsals for her tour which kicks off in UK next week
ReplyDeleteTricia, is that you in your avi?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I bet he is truly selfish in the sack.
ReplyDeleteVroo I might have to borrow jazz cigs too!
@steam..huh??
ReplyDelete@ Tricia, huh? asteric confuse you too? ; D
DeleteSo the producer just HAD to do her before a show? Come on! Stretching the bounds of credibility here.
ReplyDeleteCould be any of them but seems to suggest the Albanian-born Brit Rita Ora.
ReplyDelete@Sherry, maybe she was sealing the deal.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she was late due to 'throat stretching' exercises...; )
@Vroo - I'm totally going to use "jazz cigarettes" as a euphemism for weed from now on. ;)
ReplyDeleteI also thought Joss Stone, but yeah it's not the mid 2000s anymore. I did like her on the Tudors though
Rita Whora for the win
@steam...no, the Avi reference confused me?
ReplyDeleteGood am/ pm to you all!!!! Hubby trying on clothes for trip. Hilarity ensues!
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing with you from the mental pictures I got.
DeleteTricia steamy is asking if that is you and your baby in the picture we see all the way on the right of the comment area?
ReplyDeleteActually, it's on the left if you're using a mobile.
DeletePlease join me at the next Pedants Anonymous meeting...
@derek and steamy..yes it's my lil lass,Tessa
ReplyDeleteSorry sooo technically challenged:((
Also..just realized Summertime festival@wembley arena was yesterday, where Ora, goulding both performed.rita is such an obvy guess....I think ellie FTW..it's those shy quiet ones....hmm
ReplyDeleteI TOTALLY LIKE JOSS STONE!!! at least she actually sings &writes & plays 3 instruments..She went thru that horrible stalker situation where they plotted to cut off her head...for real-no wonder she left celebrity life...this is NOT JOSS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLily Allen and Rita Ora would both fit. Is Joss Stone even still B List now?
ReplyDeleteI'd say Avril Lavigne if reveals hasn't put her as A-List.
Ellie Goulding is dating the bass player from McFly who does not produce and only contributes to songs for McFly.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I know this.