For the hundredth time, Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb split. It was Sofia who released a statement and she wanted to make it seem like it was their busy schedules that were responsible, but the statement also said the couple has not been getting along lately. I think they never really get along. I think they have an equal amount of time where they are loving each other and hating each other with an extra percentage set aside to allow Nick to cheat with hookers and strippers. The guy is so obsessed with himself and loves nothing more than to sell all those damn things he sells at conventions and trade shows and then spend the rest of the evening and night looking for someone to hook up with and using the name of his girlfriend as an in. Sofia is not innocent in all of this, but has cheated much less. I wouldn't be shocked if that billionaire she hooked up with late last year is already in touch.