A man, who is probably from Florida, but was arrested in Tennessee tried to have sex with an ATM. Police in Murfreesboro were called to a bar late Friday night when Lonnie Hutton walked into a bar and took off his pants and started trying to have sex with the ATM in the bar. I'm guessing he thought this was a way to enter his PIN without using his fingers. Staff at the bar called police who told Hutton to sit at a picnic table. The wood or checkerboard pattern must have looked especially erotic to Hutton because he then mounted the table and tried to have sex with it. Police suspected Hutton was drunk. Nooooo. What gave it away? He was charged with public intoxication.