Blind Item #7
Despite becoming a huge fashion mogul, this former A list performer(singer)/reality star was not invited to the Mat Gala this year because Anna Wintour thinks the fashion brand and the normal style of our A lister is beneath the Gala. I disagree.
Jessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteSimpson
ReplyDeleteKanye of course!!
ReplyDeleteSimpson.. We know she loves Kayne. Put him on the cover....
ReplyDeleteJess.
ReplyDeleteAnna hates Victoria Beckham
ReplyDeleteDid Posh get an invite? Anna hates her.
ReplyDeleteDid Posh get an invite? Anna hates her.
ReplyDeleteso.... she brings in beyonce and kardashian, but snubs one of the most lucrative, best selling celebrity names? really?
ReplyDeleteIs the Mat Gala the Met's basic bitch cousin?
ReplyDeleteAnd Jessica lost all that weight too.
ReplyDeleteGo on I'll say it - they weren't invited to the Mat Gala, but were they invited to the Met Gala?
ReplyDeletePosh was at the
ReplyDeleteMet ribbon cutting today. Must be Jess
Cuz KK's style and Sears line is so highbrow right?
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ReplyDeleteK's line at sears is right next to the batteries
ReplyDeletewhy does Anna W. hate Posh? she can for more days living on air? seriously? how come the hate?
ReplyDeleteThere's no way Anna Wintour would turn away the opportunity to sit next to David Beckham.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Simpson. Her Daisy Duke appeal isn't on Anna's radar.
@scarletscout, she doesn't. Posh has been on the cover of Vogue.
ReplyDeleteThis fake open letter might be the culprit behind that rumour
She hasn't been on American vogue. That's what poor posh has been pining for
Delete@7 your posh photos are from vogue France. She has never been on vogue us. ANNA offered it to David before without posh but he turned it down out of courtesy to Victoria. Anna only likes David.
DeleteThis year is being called the basic bitches met ball. The biggest star is Lupita. Most are passing because of kimye.
Delete@sugar, who would want to be photographed next to Kim, right?! Anna's star is falling now that she's linked to Kimye. Even Goop said NOPE.
DeleteGwyneth Paltrow bowing out of this year's Met Gala after saying last year's event 'sucked'
I'm going with the Jessica guess simply because she still dresses like the Dukes of Hazard.
ReplyDeleteIf Wintour is allowing Kardashians to attend, then the bar has been lowered enough to invite any street person. I hear those Met Balls are very long and boring so whoever it is being left out isn't missing much.
ReplyDeleteOh how cute! Enty trying to prove he knows about fashion. That's pretty rich coming from someone who gets his clothes from the tent and awning store.
ReplyDelete@Evie. She had one when they first moved to LA. I think on E!
ReplyDeleteThis is POSH. Simpson is tackymerican. Her target must be obese american housewives... too far away from Vogue.
ReplyDeleteAnna attended vb's fashion show, think it's jess
ReplyDelete@SUS WTF! Now I won't wear anything with Jessica Simpson's name on it, and that goes for many others, but seriously..."obese american housewives"
ReplyDeleteUntil I saw Anna with the KTrash I thought the only person she didn't hate was herself.
ReplyDelete@sus lol. yes its true, jessica's fashion is more figure-friendly, but then again, that is jessica... she is more often the curvy type, and very rarely the skinny, dukes of hazzard body type. this also appeals to many american women.
ReplyDeletealso, note that typical american diet consists of massive amounts of sugar/hfcs, carbs, gmo corn, factory farmed meat fed by gmo corn, etc... therefore, obesity epidemic. shes just making clothes for the people that don't wanna change.
@Sus hating on celebrities is fine but that comment was a bit unnecessary
ReplyDeleteI don't hate her, why? But her image is horrendous. Sorry, to me she's a tackymerican yokel, poor soul.
Delete"to me she's tackymerican yokel" "obese American housewives." WOW! Are you aware you are commenting on an American blog, where American women are predominately the makeup of commenters? Calling someone's brand as marketing to tacky, obese, and a "yokel," is super tone deaf and a true cunty move. I have never purchased any Simpson products but I'm guessing the fact that I'm a Southerner, I'm a yokel, as well.
DeleteMouth drops, You did not just say that Sus?!?! I'm dying over here, Hilarious!!!! Hope you got some thick skin because they're gonna get you!
ReplyDeleteI think this is Posh. I don't think Jessica Simpson would care about the Met Ball. But, I am a naive nelly, so, perhaps I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is I can not wait for summer so I can rock my new hottie momma Jessica Simpson bikini. This is my first Jessica Simpson apparel purchase, and I've tried it on 50 times to make sure I don't have buyer's remorse. And I don't. SUS - I don't think I fit your demographic: I am business owner and a size zero. I suppose my love of animal prints, sequins, jewelry and sky high shoes is tacky. Guilty as charged. LOL.
I actually think Jessica Simpson's stuff is market to late teens-early-20-somethings. Isn't it a juniors brand?
Btw Jessica Simpson went in 2006 and looked like trailer trash. That's why Anna is banning her. But she has already been once.
DeleteOMG. My typos. ^ a business owner and is marketed. Feeding the boy lunch, planning my recital and trying to have some CDAN fun, means dumbass errors in my commentary. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteAny time one chooses to generalize entire countries and groups of people it is bound to offend at least half of those in that group. Smh
ReplyDeleteSus, several obese American housewives post here daily. They'll gang up on you now but don't worry, it just makes them look like a bunch of assholes.
ReplyDeleteMalibu and Missbunny, I've seen far worse on this site. It is not that serious, women, I was jocking. How many times people mock thin women and make the proverbial comment of buying them a sandwitch... not to mention the gross generalizations I've seen here directed at other nationalities, etc. And, by the way, I said "tackymerican", not American.
DeleteProbably Jessica Simpson. I don't understand why people are so snobby about her line. I have a few of her handbags and accessories and while not crazily expensive, they are cute and the quality seems to be good.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson... But they invite Kim Kardashian??
ReplyDeleteI actually really like Jessica Simpson heels. Fit so well and don't ever pinch.
ReplyDeleteI have a couple of J Simp purses that I love. She has some cute shoes too. While far from obese, I could definitely stand to lose a few and generalization didn't hurt. I'm a helluva a girl and I'm loads of fun ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnna Wintour must be having mental issues. Kim Kardashian on front cover but dissing a hard working woman who made good without doing porn? Jessica Simpson deserves front cover and tickets to the MET!
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DeleteThe day Anna decided to put Kimmode and Kanye on Vogue, a good bit (if not all) of her credibility, at least IMHO, vaporized. Something tells me J Simp will continue to rake in the cash despite the lack of Anna's endorsement.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Anna is suffering from early dementia, with her most recent choices. I love Jessica's shoes too!
ReplyDeleteCome on..Whilst most of us here are NOT cat loving obese housewives American's gotten that tag nonetheless. Americans ARE heavier due to the food we eat and our love of fast food. (And I speak for myself as one who could shed a few event though I shun fast food).
ReplyDeleteEnglish people have a reputation as horrible travelers due to excessive consumption of alcohol on holiday. Is everyone in England a drunk? No it's just the rep.
But for your enlightenment Sus, come visit us and you'll see we're not all fat and we are pretty nice people. We love having visitors.
@Sherry whoa, whoa. I hate visitors. Sus is your couch :)
DeleteHey Sherry, I've been to the USA. But where did I say every american is fat?
DeleteHow hyper-sensitive people is when obesity is mentioned. If I had to take offence every time someone jokes about skinny women... How many of these women complaining about my message have made sarcastic remarks about models, actresses or common people who happen to be thin... Enough with the moral police. Is not that serious.
Sorry but you are wrong. Every English is a drunkard, believe me.
Don't sweat it, Sus ;)
DeleteSus sole my 'pretty sure all English are drunk' quip :(
Delete@Sus, where are you? Living, I mean. Generally...not actually asking for your address.
DeleteI'm hoping to generate an offensive comment based on stereotype as soon as you answer. :)
Mordor ;)
DeleteJess stuff is all made in China. Enough said.
ReplyDeletePretty much every single label you buy comes from China or India or somewhere where labour laws don't apply.
DeleteLOL Kristin..She can come stay with me no worries. But we're coming to your house for dinner one night m'kay?
ReplyDeleteFine. I'll make fried doughnuts for dinner. Do I have to change out my mumu for guests? I'll even tape a ShamWow to a broom and wash my pits.
DeleteThat was a good one!
DeleteIt's never mattered to me what Anna Wintour has thought. It now matter's even less after she put Kim and Kanye on the cover of Vogue.
ReplyDelete@Dingle, not to go all philosopher on your ass, but wondering whether it's possible to care less zbout something you don't care about is blowing...my...mind.
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ReplyDeleteSo if this is Victoria, does that mean Anna Wintour prefers Kim KarTRASHian in to Victoria?? Bloody hell! Kim is a low down hoe!!! At least Victoria has class...well apart from that bottle incident...! But at least the incident was with David...
ReplyDeleteThanks for cleaning your pits Wiglet. Fried food it is!
ReplyDeleteSus..I wasn't arguing with you darlin'. I didn't hear you say everyone was fat. I was merely pointing out that we Americans have that reputation. I certainly wasn't offended since I'm fluffy myself.
LOL that every English person is a drunk. I thought we were saving that for the Irish. (Hugs IJU)
Oh my who else can I offend today? :)
I was not offended by your message, Sherry. I was reacting to different comments in my response to you.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I have to start using some emoticons, because the plan involving your couch sounds interesting.
Good night everyone!
Good so long as we understand each other.
ReplyDeleteI'm right by the train to San Francisco..Hope you're not allergic to cats.
Sleep well!
Hooooollllld on there, I thought us Aussies held the racial stereotype of Lords of Drunkland?? Get it right please people.....humph....
ReplyDeleteYeah I too think Anna Sourpuss is off the rails a bit. Can she really really really think KK are fashion icons???!!! C' mom now!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wore a lot of Jessica Simpson's maternity line during my last pregnancy. Definitely not high fashion but I loved all the pieces I bought. They were comfortable, cute and just trendy enough. I live on the west coast, am not obese and have decent fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteEvery straight man has the hots for Jessica Simpson, chunky or skinny. They want to wine, dine, and make babies with her.
ReplyDeleteOnly trashy rappers want to do Kim in the pooper shooter. Thus her big K-boose. She's a pig.
I am guessing VB, but she is VERY successful in fashion and has great style. It would be ridiculous not to invite VB, but ok to have KK there, let alone make the cover of a Vogue. Anna truly has jumped the shark.
ReplyDeleteLila, after the loss of subscription sales and overall loss of sales in retaliation to that horrible tacky cover, do you think Anna will finally be forced to retire?
ReplyDelete@Sprink, do you love reading Samuel Becket too? If so, let's prepare for our minds to be blown. We'll meet by a tree and smoke a cigarette (I prefer cigars), drink martini's and watch the hot men go by... ;)
ReplyDeleteI looked at the pics from the met, I saw Posh. I did not see ?Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteAnd, to be clear, I'm not obese, nor am I offended, but I think you probably hurt a lot of feelings, there's many folks who are readers and not commenters. It is true the world as a whole is experiencing an epidemic of obesity, but the US is hardly alone. The top 9 countries include New Zealand, Ireland, The UK, Luxembourg Canada, Mexico, Australia, and Chile, as well as the good old tackymerican fat asses.
ReplyDeleteI guess this is Posh, because Simpson was there, looked fabulous, and maybe Wintour invited Beckham instead of Posh. How did Simpson get invited if so?
ReplyDeleteCan't believe I'm saying it, but I think Kim and Kanye actually looked pretty good!