Blind Item #5
This former A list rock star turned reality star was spotted furiously digging through his trash cans this week. There he was, out on Benedict Canyon in his pajamas looking for the book which contains thousands of photos of the women he slept with over the years. Apparently his wife threw it away. He got it back though.
Gene
ReplyDeleteWigs nailed it. Gene lives in BC.
DeleteBrett...he finally married baby mama I think
ReplyDeleteCan you just picture Sharon Osbourne cackling as Ozzie digs through banana peels and cat litter to find his silver linings playbook?
ReplyDeleteBrett.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Gene Simmons
ReplyDeleteGene Simmons
ReplyDelete7 I thought of Ozzy too - although I can't believe that he'd actually have managed to fool any other woman into sleeping with him for at least the last 20 years. It would be like having sex with your dementia ridden grandpa.
ReplyDeleteOT: who wants to write my research paper for me? :)
ReplyDeleteScan them and keep them up on Google Drive. Are they all techophobes?
ReplyDeleteGene lives on Ben Canyon Dr
ReplyDeleteDammit kwig
ReplyDeleteYesssss, Countess! Does this make up for my earlier Joy Behar guess? Cuz I'm not taking that back.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that book. Every so often he trots it out to a book publisher in the hopes of publishing it. It's not even a book, really - it's a very large black portfolio with a zipper.
ReplyDeleteYes don't know why this is a blind. Everyone knows about the book. He's especially proud of the picture he took of a nun after he deflowered her.
DeleteHe is super creepy. Why do women want that stankiness on them?
ReplyDeleteSunshine, having met Gene oh so briefly about 22 yrs ago I can tell you he's a very charming man. And funny.
ReplyDeleteI was temping at a record company and he and Paul came in. Offered them something to drink and Gene accepted some water (Paul said nothing at all. He then proceeded to have a cute conversation about the bird whistlers on Johnny Carson the night before. Very nice guy.
I don't think Ozzy kept photos......I don't think Sharon EVER let's Ozzy out of her sight.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Gene but I would think, given his reputation, this would not surprise her npr would she be bothered enough to throw those book away.
Shannon would not be surprised about the book, if this is Simmons. She used to do three-ways with Hefner--it's in HER book. She got him to marry her, so I don't think this is them.
ReplyDeleteGoing with Douche Michaels.
I like gene
ReplyDeleteI thought this was covered on his reality show a few years ago, that Shannon said as a condition of getting married because remember Gene got caught cheating he had to get rid of his collection of photos of all of his hookups and I thought he had relented at that point though would not put it past him to dig them back out.
ReplyDeleteI would have wrapped in tbe dog droppings, along with his Viagra and his spray hair in a can. Then I'd head for The Gallaria.
ReplyDeleteGene, he's talked about that book in hundreds of interviews.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw this episode of HIMYM...
ReplyDeleteI believe Brett Michaels lives in AZ so not him. Going w/Simmons - ick
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they filmed it, too. I like the Simmons family, but their "reality" show is very scripted.
ReplyDeleteIf our Count can't be porn star and human tripod, Ron Jeremy please, please, please let him be Gene Simmons.
ReplyDelete@Dingle, I'm pretty close to being Gene Simmons when it comes to oral appendages.
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