Blind Item #7 - Easy Easy
This B- list reality star who is married to an A list reality star might soon be going to jail but it didn't stop him from spending 36 straight hours with a college student/stripper in a hotel room before rolling back home around dawn and then spent the holiday like one big happy family.
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Teresa and Juicy
Teresas hubby the scam artist.
Either Housewives drama or Holly Madison's dude Rotella
The Dean strikes again?
Curious as to the "might soon be going to jail" part.
Teresa and Joe first came to mind..
Apollo
Apollo or juicy
Juicy Hoe
36 hours, though...
*Joe!! The 'J' is right next to the 'H'!!!! Works with the H too!!
I can't help wondering who got to clean up that room - and bathroom - after this 36 hour private party.
Must be the mood of the day. Sheep sharing, trashy wannabe reality "stars", sex tapes...disinfectant is on my mind.
Don't know but love the idea of Juicy"Hoe " taking his last fun ride...
It sounds like a 70's blaxtploitation movie...:-D
I would say Industrial Strength PineSol and lots of 409. That orange cleaner works pretty good and smells nice. You'll also need plenty of bleach for what's left of the sheets. The door and windows will have to be opened for a long while.
I'm thinking Motel 6 or if he was splurging a Traveloge or Holiday Inn with genuine interior corridors.
That stripper must have raked in a bundle if he's spending it all before he gets incarcerated. By this time I'm sure she's ready to let him go! I'm onboard with Teresa and Slimy.
"Genuine interior corridors" - I love it, @Maureen! This should be part of every ad.
The door to your room opens INSIDE of a building. Are we classy or what?!
The always charming Joe Giudice.
But who would want to spend 36 years with him?
First who came to mind was Apollo from RHOA.
Theresa & Joe Giudice??? Never! They are a VERY happy family kids!!!
King of the Neanderthals: Joe Giudice.
For sex romps in north Jersey, I recommend the Loop Inn, Avenel, right off 1&9. Private parking lot, in room porn, rooms fairly sound proof.
SFW Link To Hotel Web Site
Only did the Champagne Glass hot tub room once. It was great. I don't think we even got around to boning in the actual bed. The regular rooms are all a little different, but you can request one with lots of mirrors.
They now accept phone reservations, w/ credit card. In the past you would have to punt. Show up there, hope they would book an over night room in the afternoon, and head down to La Mirage if they wouldn't.
Kno Won Uno - no doubt they needed a plumber or rotorooter also to unclog the toilet. He no doubt has industrial strength toilets in his house.
Joe was looking rough in the family Easter pictures. Lawd, he's gross.
Where do you tell your kids you were for 2 days. They know you don't work.....
Are Theresa and Joe really A list and B list? G-d I hope not.
Who the hell has to clean up all of that Joe Gorilla hair? Aaargh!
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