Would you ever be a beard for someone?
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I think I've been doing this for 23 years.
@WareCat: I hate when that happens. Usually after a half hour chafing sets in.
Maureen, says wat?I dnt get it.#ravioliwhore#nolongerhungry#boughtsmeaeightdollarcanopener#iwinulose
I'm too old to bead for a younger guy and I'd have to lose weight to beard an older guy. It would take about two months to get ready. But… If I liked him and we went to interesting places and helped me pick out a fab wardrobe ( with my money of course cuz I'd feel weird if he paid for my clothes) as y taste in clothes goes towards the comfortable then yes. No charge.
WareCat you can be had for some quality Chef Boyardee? Who knew. If it gets out there will be a line around the block.
I'd beard for Taylor Swift. Bearding with benefits, yo.
Sure I would. I spent enough of my adult years without a boyfriend, so know I could go without the sex. And I dated two guys who later came out, so in a way I have already bearded for free.
Yes, I would beard for anyone nice. I can be ' the nice girl' for Nana's 89th birthday, if you're dating a Superfreak or are gay. The "ex' that drops by the table where you are eating with your parents and whines " Why'd you stop calling me? Candy misses her Big Poppa" or I can even suss out the potential parental reaction with my " friend who is gay," story..But,If you act like a raging badger, prepare to be yanked out of that closet ' cause ain't nobody got time for that…
Yes. My dream job. As long as I live in a beach house somewhere warm. This winter sucks
totally – fun times with a hot looking dude – and to get to home at the end of the night and put on pjs and chill without having to worry about your little pot belly or whether you remembered to shave your legs…..HELL YA
If she was hot and rich and she either gave me mouth & butt, saving the V for her lady, or she brought home/paid for chicks/whores for me. A weekly whore would be more action than I got in the 3yrs livin w/ my kooked out ex.
Oh, and of course she would have to let me watch.
Hell yeah, if I was paid well plus given benefits such as a IVF child. Beats being single and childless like I am now at 40. Tom Cruise, Ryan Seacrest, and all other men who spend their lives clinging to coat hangers, give me a call!
I bearded a few times pre-marriage days (high-school / college era). I had a lot of friends who were definitely closeted and once they started getting questioned or suspected, I was brought in. Two of them came out. One died in a car accident in college. One is married with a couple of kids. Good dad, but still definitely in the closet…
Sign me up! I'll take the perks as long as they're available, and I don't even have to sleep with anybody!
i would for then right price , i might even gain a friend who knows. sounds like fun tbh
For the right price
U go, Sean!U too, HarryEvery one else I didn't name,U go!
I did pretty much as Harry described above. Helped a close female friend pretend to be straight. Mostly for her parents benefit. Almost 30 yrs later, still friends with her. And her lovely wife.
Sure! Where do I sign up?
I could not, however, pretend to worship Xenu.
Even though it has helped plentya peeps make money, I look forward to the day when bearding will no longer be necessary #hope
If they paid off my car and gave me some "spending money" aka money to go into a savings for when we are through, then yes, I def would!!!
If it was somebody who didn't get papped frequently I probably would. I'd never beard for an A or B lister. My dorky face would be all over gossip sites everyday and then everyone here on CDAN would be saying shit about moi. No thanks.
@VIPBlonde does that mean you have done it before? Any hints?
I would totally do it, get paid to NOT have sex??? sign me up!!!
Is VIP really Anna lune McCord ?
Am still laughing at "The Full Katie". Kudos.
At this stage in my life.. why the hell not! Being a "hollywood type" beard would be fun.
After being in between tech jobs for the last few months, there are few things I wouldn't agree to for financial security and upward career mobility.
Bearding is my dream job – especially if my faux beau would help me accessorize. I suck at accessorizing.
Yes call me George !
I know 2 professional beards. They get paid a butt load of cash! So hell yeah I would! Sign me up.
What a stupid question! of course!
Yes. For free. Back in college for a great guy who was terrified of his parent's reaction if they "found out". 30 years later he is out and free and I see on Facebook indeed loved and accepted by his parents. So sad the fear and shame one has to go through to simply be who they are. Most coming outs that I've witnessed have had happy and supportive results. Still too much fear out there for many, though. Again…sad 🙁
I had to look this up… you (AnnaLynn you) dated Kellan Lutz?! Now I get the obvs.
But of course and for free
Just c/p NomNom's answer here and that about covers it for me.
George, call me!
If the money was right.
I think I was at least somewhat for my most recent ex-girlfriend.
Would I knowingly do it? Probably, as long as I was allowed to (discreetly) "cheat".
Only for a short while. Then I'd have to get me some.