I wonder how long a Paris Hilton sex list would be.
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Paris may have the herp, but not all her former partners do.
Exactly Renoblondee.. EWWW!! She is a THOT = That Ho Over There… Don't care!
@sugarbread Paris is a woman for the ages.
It'd be like Santa's "Naughty" list. Except, it'd be the Santa from "Futurama" where Santabot judges everyone to be naughty, and you have to fortify your home like a bank vault to keep Santabot from coming in and killing you on Xmas eve.
paris was a well known hooker since she was 17-18 because she got paid good to go bareback. she and kimmycakes used to tagteam. paris is well connected in hw not because of the Hilton name because everyone in hw has a famous last name. but because she would go bareback.. I would say 1000 or so.. seriously.. not to forget all the summers she spent as a yacht girl on paul allen's yacht. girl no one can count that high.
Warecat somehow I feel like she prolly hit Tom Sizemore too.
Who thinks this would be a list NO one would either a)want to read or b) definitely want to be on or c) have published if it were written?
Some of us don't have time to read that many names…
What's With these LISTS lately?
My motto is find 'em..bone 'em..forget 'em.
A Paris Hilton sex list would break the Internet, or at least infect it
3. Kevin Spacey
She's so unattractive, even with her hair dyed blonde (she's a natural brunette) and always wearing blue contact lenses (her eyes are brown).
I would just be glad I'm not on it.
I'm guessing as long as a roll of toilet paper or her antibiotic prescription list.
You'd need a Super Computer to compile it.
The myth of Wilt Chamberlin has nothing on the reality of Paris Hilton. That's how long her list is.
In terms of the "not have sex" list please let me begin:
1. Abe Vigoda
Please feel free to add.
Let's hate her because she's a Stupid Spoiled Whore!
My thought exactly!
Yeah they probably did it
At least as long as the Yellow Pages
She's definately gross but I'm not down for slut shaming. Every male celebrutard is probably just as high. Hate on her because she's a pampered idiot with brain damage instead.
It would be easier to eliminate those she hasn't slept with. Easier being relative here, as that is still quite an undertaking. Cannot rule out: women, hermaphrodites,old people, circus freaks, the dead, close to dead, pretty much anything that walks or rolls.
The Girls Gone wild guy
Ed Furlong, Travis Barker I think
it'd be more of an encyclopedia than a list
It includes all the people with herpes. She will be doing the public a service by telling us. T. W.
Pre or post Herpes?
Oh her first love that tall model River viiprei and Doug reinhardt Oh and benji Madden … was Brandon Davis just a friend?
I'd love it! We can finally find out what celebrities to avoid sleeping with. #noparisnoherp
All I know is that the CDC would like to see it, so they know who to quarantine and vaccinate.
Remember back when her sex tape came out and she said she had only been with a few people at that time. ..I counted her virginity taker the Spelling boy, a Carter boy forgot which one and Rick Solomon which is in tape. Also paris niachos or whatever and that other Greek heir. .. And apparently lil Wayne? Who are we missing. ..
Being an heir is tough, y'all!
Longer or shorter than Tara Reid's?
Something tells me the Library of Congress wouldn't be big enough.
I second Reno. And …
LIKE THIS I'd imagine….