One of my thighs weighs more than Jeff Gordon.
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic.
Cisco Adler 's cock weighs more than Jeff Gordon just sayin' 🙁
Enty is Rob Ford.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
He is a dainty lil man, with the beard picked from the Playboy catalog.
Seriously – WARECAT! Did you ever get those danged Raviolis opened up and in your belly?#worriedaboutyourhunger#buyingyouanewcanopenerforyourbirthday#yummyyummyinmytummy
You get it!!! Yay Derek!I know it's like totally uncool these days to like the Simpson's but I love them still.
Any second date to report with the new dude????????????
The "I'm fat" shtick is like Rodney Dangerfield's "I don't get no respect". It just never gets old.
And Jeff Gordon's wife wore leather in 90' heat….
@Sugar—time will tell. Its coming along for now…
I love Rodney Dangerfield. Back To School was an underrated gem
Pictures or it never happened
Who is that? Did you mean flash gordon, enty?
@TTM, a few weeks ago, we introduced the boy critters to Back to School!
They loved it!
Yay for next generation, passing on the Dangerfield love!
Jeff Gordon is pocket size and not aging well.
I'm ok, Sugar!That was a close one.I was starting to waste away to nothing. Whew.
Most race drivers are not large people. Takes away from the speed of the car. Watch Jeff's Pepsi Max Test Drive 2 on youtube, funnier than s**t.
One of my thighs is larger than Guiliana Rancic and Tory Spelling's torsos put together.
I'm becoming more and more a fan of chicken thighs. Easy to cook, yummy to eat, cheap to buy.