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This foreign born C+ list celebrity who is most known in the States for being the long long time girlfriend of this former B list mostly movie actor from one of the biggest films in history turned do nothing stay at home dad is so concerned about making a buck that even when her boyfriends are paying her thousands of dollars a day if they ask her to do something like buy a burger she asks for a minimum of $100 and she will keep the change.
Did someone say golddigger in the last thread? That's all I'm hearing now.
ReplyDeleteI can t see Liz Hurley doin that hhhhhrrr...
ReplyDeleteAbbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe
ReplyDeleteEnt if this is Hurley for loong loong story with Bridget's Jones HG I pack myself to US. NO more London posh burgers
ReplyDeleteMy guess is wrong!
ReplyDeleteIm afraid you are and I will need political asylum against kosher chips
DeleteNo way it is hurley - Hugh Grant was A not B.
ReplyDeleteBilly zane and Kelly Brook
ReplyDeleteGreat guess Sandy but don't think Zane has kids.
DeleteCorrection Sandy - he does have a daughter born 2011. I think you got it.
DeleteAnd the clincher- Brook is in DM today.
DeleteBingo! Y'all nailed this one w Kelly Brook & Zane.
DeleteRandom guess: Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez?
ReplyDeleteEvery woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
ReplyDeleteGet down girl, go head get down
ReplyDeleteGet down girl, go head get down
That song is stuck in my head too. Used to embarass the kids so bad when I'd walk around the house singing it and dancing.
Now we think it's cute, Bruce!! It used to really bug Reggie when you would sing it around him
DeleteWell its about time Ive been in a slump lately @rose :(
ReplyDeleteI'm usually pretty good at parsing these out, but this is one hell of a long run-on sentence. Commas would have helped! Parentheses, even!
ReplyDeleteThis foreign born C+ list celebrity (who is most known in the States for being the long long time girlfriend of this former B list mostly movie actor [from one of the biggest films in history turned do nothing stay at home dad]) is so concerned about making a buck
keep the change!
ReplyDeleteya filthy animal.
WareCat! Ware ya been?
DeleteGreat guess w/ Billy Zane! Whatever happened to him?
ReplyDeleteLast time I saw him he was in Washington with Audrey Horn.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that, Kim. I gotta admit, I had NO idea who Busta was until you kids told me it was another rapper. I'd be clueless if I didn't have you all to tell me what was happening.
ReplyDeleteDad! Get off the phone and concentrate on your golf game. You're way over par!
ReplyDeleteSorry I bailed on you guys today last minute. I didn't feel like golfing today. Feeling too fat and I just want to stay home and make a kale salad.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Billy in some Jesus documentary on History Channel last year?
ReplyDeleteI was only 2 strokes away from a hole-in-one
ReplyDeleteBrody, I was posting when you were flirting with those girls. I'm doing this on my phone, you know. The girls showed me how.
ReplyDeleteYou've been on your phone so much that I've managed to have sex three times with that chick in the group behind us, and you never noticed I left!
DeleteSandy got it, its the lovely Kelly Brook. Good God, I fancy that woman!
ReplyDeleteaw, Seven!
ReplyDeletehey ghoul!
just major personal problems i'm dealing w/.
been laying low for a bit.
just wanted to pop in for a sec.
missed u silly kids!
& i'm sorry, but the Kardashian bit is kinda funny.
i mean, @ least their not mean to everyone!
Holly Golightly.
ReplyDeleteNope, nope. I was wrong. That was $20 for the powder room.
ReplyDeletehey Brody!
ReplyDeleteboo!
how do u feel about ur Avril tattoo?
u gna get it covered?
Hey hey hey! I'm keeping it for when Avril comes crawling back to me. She's not going to stay married for long
Deletehaha! rite on brah!
ReplyDeletew/ever happens,
i got yo back Brody!
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ReplyDeleteBrody don't ever go back to Avril. She is the WORST.
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