So far, Shia LaBeouf is not doing that great of a job retiring from public life
. If he does retire from acting I guess he will probably be found most days sitting in a bar somewhere in the world looking for a fight. Shia was being his usual creep self yesterday in London when he got into a fight with another bar patron. Apparently the other patron had some unkind things to say about the mother of Shia's girlfriend. As you know Shia has a thing for moms and finds them to be the sexiest people he knows and thinks his mom is the sexiest woman on the planet and would marry her if he legally could. After Shia headbutted the guy in the bar for his comments Shia then hit on a series of women and tried to have sex with several. He said they could go get a hotel room or go to their place. Probably he would love going to their place more so he could look at photos of their mothers while they had sex.