Apparently Polar Vortex is not a porn movie. Yet.
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I did the google. Eskimo porn isn't all that aesthetically pleasing.
Damn Dragon, that sucks. I agree with sugar, just let your name get out on the market…positive thoughts your way..
It was 6 degrees in Atlanta today just ridiculous. ..@dragon Delta is always hiring if you like free flight benefits and don't mind apologizing for the weather all the time
The Real Dragon, condolences and good luck with your search. Don't know where you live, but in Australia I have gotten a couple of my jobs through job agencies. Keep us posted.
Inuit porn?! I'm in!
@Oneye, Quite different! A sanguine tryst, cloaked by a fur cover. Me getting high…
Let me do your resume RD. I've helped NBA players and Olympic Gold medalists…it'd be my pleasure to polish up the pinky ring of a fellow CDaNer
@Kimba I read that as Intuit porn. HA. Is that when QuickBooks dominates a CPA?
I'm the midst of a snowstorm, the power just came back on, simultaneously I realized that I have a terrible cold and must medicate with Benadryl and whiskey.@Dragon, lousy for you, hang tight!
Imaging Eskimo porn, I think it differs from the realism of Inuit porn, which I prefer.
@JAS: we had that exact same conversation at my house last night, lol. Maybe throw in some polar bears for Polar Bear Vortex Shark Snownado!?!?!
My area has hit a record low today, woo hoo.
If one needs to warm up think of places in Australia hitting 50 degrees, Celsius, it's the new high over there, throw in the humidity might just as well wear a bathing suit all day long or nothing
Tough @Dragon, best of luck and may you find something soon.Can't the government move the end of fiscal year to a more neutral time of the year so the layoffs and firing don't happen during the holidays? Sheesh.
The name might as well be porn title with all the people that are staying locked up. It was -19 all morning where I'm at, but the wind is the worst of it all.
@Dragon Bet lol
@sugar lol sure would. Thanks *hugs*
@dragon, We should really start up that crime unit we've been talking about…
So close! Sandyboo beat me to it! Gonna make you sweat till you…100 percent, puuuure blove
I was gonna say; Polar Vortex sounds exactly like a Canadian porn, just working on the tagline and traditional stilted dialogue. A good friend came up with the BEST canporn movie name ever:
Canadian Key Party: Where It's All A Horrible Misunderstanding
If Paris Hilton agrees to star, it could be Pole Her Valtrex.
Everybody Dance Now da da da da duh
Pole 'er Vortex sounds like Ole & Lena porn, ya? Oh, I almost forgot to Google DoubleDickDude…I was at lunch with the family during the discussion & thought it better to wait.
This winter weather we're having in SoCal almost makes the summer temps worth it.
Can The Locomotion be the theme music to "Poehler Whoretex?" I have it stuck in my head. Where's TTM with some C&C Music Factory.
@Reno kk will for sure—nothing on tv these days so youtubing Kristen interviews sounds like a plan
Oh I'm so sorry about Dragon! Start getting the word out that the lead detective in the CDaN unit is available and looking for work. Job offers will pour in!Looking for work is a full time job. Best of luck to you in your search.
Awww, hugs to you my dear @dragon.
OMG @Derek You HAVE to youtube Bell on Ellen with the sloth! Have to!
Dunno about porn, but within a few months, it's going to be a Syfy Original TV Movie involving airborne sharks.
will for sure—was never a fan. never hated her-she was just never in my radar but she is funny and seems down-to-earth. speaking of Ferguson have you ever seen him interview Brittany Murphy–yikes. Kinda sad but entertaining in an uncomfortable Anna Nicole train-wreck sorta way….
@Dragon Damn. That sucks. Hang in there.
@Derek You need to check Bell out on Craig Ferguson. They're magic together.
Sorry @Dragon! Hope you find a new one soon.
It's 15 degrees here. 🙁
sorry to hear that—just get out there and apply apply apply—aint gonna find a job here…trust me I know lol—I work part-time and am finishing the 2 credits in school I failed. Do u live in a big city with job opportunities?
Sorry Dragon, I once got canned from a job five days before Christmas . Firings this tine of year seem a bit crueler
@derek They are letting people go. Unfortunately, I was one of them.
how that sucks @Snap–what did you do to get fired?
Poehler WhoretexStarring our favorite SNL alum
It is very very cold in Toronto…but luckily not a snow storm. Some of us did go without power for almost a week (not myself but close friends) over the holidays including Christmas.Anyone watch Chelsea Handler last night? Enty is right—she needs rehab ASAP! She was so wired it was uncomfortable to watch. On the plus side she interviewed Kristen Bell whom I never knew was so funny and articulate.
So I basically got fired on Sunday. Fuck my life. It's hard to fine a job nowadays.
Oh are you cold? Its 50 degrees where I am and will be 80 again by Friday (worth every penny this cost me too, not to mention throwing my life away)
Give it a couple of hours.