Woody reminds me of Uncle Terry …
Yuck! Why does Diane Keaton always wear masculine suits for these sorts of things?
Dianne K. looks fabulous!
Woody Allen is disgusting. He's gross like Roman Polanski, but let's give him an award. Why not?
Thanks for coming to get us, Marty McFly (TTM)!
I love Diane's suit. I never do.
Thank christ a new post! I was getting scroll fatigue over there!
… and by Uncle Terry I mean Terry Richardson – both creepy weirdos.
This cut away shot to Julia Roberts with her hand on her chin is TOO MUCH. Stop
Oh here it is now
It's our density, Kristin!
She looks great but why the suit? AH just isn't necessary…
I'm staying here and never going back!
Waffle waffle waffle – good grief …
He couldn't even be bothered to show up. What a douche.
Is this the Woody Allen hour?
This is just weird.
Diane is kinda kooky.
I didn't think Woody would show up
I dig how Woody sticks to his guns and didn't show.
Warrant out for his arrest?
Let's start a rumour … Kevin Spacey fancies Robin Wright big time. Have never seen him look SO happy. He just lufffs her!
Diana Keaton is hot! She looks like Tina (in 20 years).
Nice they give a tribute award and the winner blows it off
I like her kookiness but this Woody Allen praise…
Oh Diane.where was the music to play her off? We could have ALL been saved from that.
Somewhat OT, but I watched Rosemary's Baby last night. Great movie, but in looking at young Mia Farrow, all I could think of was the relationship fuckery ahead with Saint Woody. I wished I could have hollered "Girl, you in danger!!"
And yes, I've been swilling my booze the whole time, too.
I'll take Diane over Woody any day.
Whaaa why two posts?
Woody makes me want to vom in my handbag.
@Kloie: Totally agree. Glad he chose wisely to be a no show.
Robin got engaged yesterday Kevin still takes it ass to ass
Other than seeing RDJ, I'm still not impressed. I think I need a drink.
Should have had Ronan Farrow accept and have him throw it out in the audience. Then tap dance
Way back ygrn Mauxelkr she was screwing Ryan O Neal from when she was on Peyton Place then scored Frank Sinatra. Woody was a HUGE step down
People working with Woody Allen is the same as people working w/ Roman Polanski: It just shows you how much human garbage is floating around Hollywood.
Woody has always boycotted award shows. Not why he does what he does. I think he only went to the Oscars once.
Liam Neeson!! Where's VIP, damnit???
Liam looks great!
Kevin loves her because she's helping make him relevant again. too much time across the pond in the theatre.
Whenever I hear Argo, I think of corn starch
After Amy & Tina contract is done please bring back Ricky Gervaise back this is just all too nicey nicey they need the piss taken out of them again properly
ben is fucked up on something.
Do he and matt not get along now?
Haven't seen: Gravity, American Hustle, Wolf of Wall Street, 12 Years a Slave, Captain Phillips…
Ben! He was so hot in the Chasing Amy era, he could even get it somewhere uncomfortable. Like a volkswagon.
Dammit! No love for the hustle… 🙁
Herpes/ear piece! Anyone could make that mistake…
Whenever I hear Argo I think 'Stupid Ben Affleck – made New Zealand look REAL bad in that movie by getting the facts wrong and didn't have the decency to apologise. Idiot.'
You better not give her herpes! Us Sandy's stick together
Affleck is sweating like Jen found his Blake Lively pics…
Sandy, I THINK you may be addressing my Mia Farrow post. I forgot Ryan! I remembered Frank, and that Satan guy that knocked her up, and Woody. I still think Satan would have been the wisest choice for her.
They're pretty quick on the music trigger, aren't they?? Let the wee herpes fella speak!
Uma looks gorgeous, as always.
Come on PARKS
@timebob – I agree, but I don't think the majority of Americans understood his humour
Omg , Uma's dress! That is lovely! Brooklyn 99! Yay!
Yay! Not Girls!
@Meauxelle yes I was
Bunch of people who are so squee they wanna puke.
Did that man just say that GGs was better than saving a human life?
I think it's incredibly disrespectful how, when one person is accepting an award on behalf of a group of people, the people behind that person start chatting amongst themselves. Shut up! You're on international TV! Wait until you're seated again before having a chit-chat!
What's Brooklyn 99 about? Never watched it. Scoop please!
Is this shit gonna end early my eyes are drooped and my fingers are useless?
@JSierra Dunno. The man speaking was a corpse, so maybe he's a bit resentful?
Wait, who has herpes? I had to run away really quick and apparently missed some good stuff.
Finally, a sign the Modern is losing traction. Thank god, it hasn't been good since the first season.
I saw an ad that said Ben Affleck is starring in "Gone Girl", so now I don't really want to see it, even thought I loved the book.
Brooklyn 99 is a cop show set in the 99yh police precinct in Brooklyn (which is fake)
Did the Count rate the best/worst?
Don't like Brooklyn Nine Nine. It's not as bad as Crazy ones, but I still think it's bad.
Thanks Sandy! I confuse it with that Reno 911 cop spoof.
@ candy, 1/2 hour comedy with a up to date Barney Miller feel… schmaltzy endings ala South park. Very funny.
Shit won an award!
Whoa Leo upset!! Sounds like they thought Oscar would win with that music they're playing
Christian Bale is like 'fuck this' and getting drunk somewhere
Yay, the Oompa Loompa won! Ick
fuckin Leonardo fuckin Dicaprio for the fuckin wolf of fuckin wall fuckin street, fuckers.
I feel honored!
I hate Leo, ruins every movie he's in.
Blonde Satan Inna house!
I think this is Leo's year to win the Oscar he isn't a pretty boy anymore and the voters hate pretty boys.
I actually think Jonah Hill deserved an award for that film moreso than Leo. But good on Leo.
Fun fact: The house used in the movie wasn't the 'real' house Belfort lived in … his wasn't grand enough for the film. Haha!
I loves Reno 911!
@Erik I totally agree! I get so much shit from friends bc I feel the same way.
Yes, Leo, I know who I am – lovely that you thanked me – I love you too 😉
No stumbles for Reese!
If he wins the Oscar Ill never watch another movie in my fucking life
Lose the orange, famous people. You look ridiculous. Alla yous!
Reese looks like summer. I like it.
Reese, dahling, slow down … those not familiar with the English language will not be able to understand you.
Damn he gets to talk for a long time! Maybe he finally gave in and paid everyone off.
Reese's dress looks fake on my TV, like it was colored on in paint or something.
Did Lupita leave? 🙁
Reesey looks good!
No way Leo deserves over Joaquin or Bruce Dern.
Anyone know if Reese is an American citizen?
Reese is like a tiny little elf!
Now I'm loving Reese's hair, I feel better now.
Uch, Leo is the worst. Haven't liked him since "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."
I love Chiwitel WhathisnameGreatActor
@sandybrook I will join you.
Booooo all you Leo haters!!
Ugh. Leo plays the same thing over and over. Which I was down with in 1997.
Hey yeah I can tell right away my credit rating sux thx Discover Card!
So happy for Amy Poehler. I'm one of the 10 people who watch Parks and Rec.
Julie Bowen and the broad from The Help need to eat something stat.
Leo won, YOu know he about to get Crazy tonight. I wish I was there. *cries*
Sugar, right?! The galactic tanning is wounding my Jersey girl soul. (I went tanning once at the behest of my sisters for one of the 100 weddings of which I was a maid of honor. I started sweating and breaking out into hives. I hauled ass out of there and got me a vodka. Shudders.)
Kinda want to see Her and totally want to see American Hustle.
Leo plays my heart like a fine Peruvian flute at an intimate concert for the angels.
Oh shit the strip clubs over by Hollywood Blvd better watch the fuck out. (If I was him I go Tropicana's)
@Susan – yeah, they're pretty thin but the worst by far has to be Anna Gunn in my opinion … I'm calling bullshit on her explanation that "coritsone injections" caused her to gain weight. I had those in my foot after I broke it in a skiing accident and I didn't gain any weight. Ditto in the case of others I've known to have had it administered.
@sandybrook who knew Discover was still around?
Oooooh! Richie Cunningham in the audience! 🙂
I wonder if Orlando is going to give Leo a beatdown backstage?
@JSierra Fuckin' poetic
For someone who nearly burned to death Nikki looks damn good
Aaaah Chris Hemsworth will always be Kim Hyde, from Home and Away, to me …
Me because I use it fir cash advances all the time
Drew Barrymore's dress is ridiculous. But I kinda like it. She looks like a crazy old lady kickin' it in Florida or on The Nanny or something.
Has Drew Barrymore always been that affected?
My dirty flame for Joaquin is renewed.
Whoo hoo American Hustle!The only one I saw!
I have that same lipstick Drew is wearing – it's a Chanel one. I wondered if she'd get freebies through her husband (his father was formerly the CEO of Chanel) – lucky lady!!!
Did he almost say "Thank the Academy"?
Love JLaw, but she's been tugging on that dress all night!
I wonder if it's awkward for Jess Chastain and Ron Howard at all.
Charlie thank you, now if only Leo could hear the sweet, longing notes bursting from my soul.
Who is this dude and why isn't David O speaking? Sit down dude.
I really detest J. Law's whole look. That dress is so unflattering. It's like something Anne Hathaway would wear. What the fuck, Rachel Zoe? Is RZ still her stylist?
Producers should not be allowed to give speeches. This is ponderous.
I think Leo is a great actor as well
Yay ! Drew looks like cherry blossoms in the clouds, not bad for high pregnant
Jared Leto's hair keeps making me laugh. That guy seems like a trip.
I'm rooting for Matthew M. Did they do best actor in a drama yet? I had to put the kid to bed.
Exec. producers get to speak because they sign the checks. It sucks but it's the way movies get made.
that's comin up @Susan
The money guys usually do the speaking.
No threes 3 best awards still left actor actress and movie
I wish I'd found this site sooner – I've had a fun afternoon reading through all the witty comments!
ok Producers can give speeches but they don't have to mouth breathe into the mic so heavily and hold it like they are blowing it
Agree. Notice tepid response to him winning, and no Mia clips. He's just creepy to me now, and i was huge fan starting with " bananas".
Susan there is no way Rachel is still her stylist, she would not let anyone even look at the dresses J has been wearing lately, let alone actually wear them in public. She also would not approve of the whole Kate Gosselin thing Jen has been rocking lately. I love a good pixie, but that one is just horribly aging.
The money guys are always the first people listed in a movie's credits. Unless your Spielberg.
Right?! You know she practiced that in mirror. You can bet she had her speech all ready to go, lol
I cant believe y'all kept me awake through this entire show! Ive been up since 4 :30 and will be again!
Holy Shit.Super models vagina line
I swear they've timed this to take advantage of blog commenters, or is that just me? * sniff* falling made me accept my limitations. Darn Olympics commercial…
Oh they didn't love the vag joke.
"Like a supermodel's vagina…"
I heard vagina?
@Keeshlo: not tonight. When Enty packs the Randoms w/ red carpet pix tomorrow, I'll do some lists.
Age is catching up to Leo. Dude is looking weathered.
What the hell did they cut out, or they fuck up trying to cut the "supermodel's vagina" line?
Apparently, "Philomania" is a movie.
She was really good in blue jasmine!
I actually think Tina's earlier comment to Amy (pretending to be 'Randy'), where she said 'your father could be here' was a bit mean, considering the Chastain / Howard situation.
Leo has gotta stop thanking Scorsese … it's getting a bit comfortable.
Yay Cate! Nicest lady EVER! 🙂
We all shit on AnnE last year for thanking ppl she forgot, while presenting. Will the same go for Leo?
Yay Cate is bombed!
I think Tina reads the gossip sites just like us.
Cate! Let's play you some dinner music all the way to the stage. A few vodkas is not enough.
I know , right Charlie? Bought fell out…
What vagina joke! I get up to refill my drink and miss all the good shit, again.
Uumm did I just hear a Judy Garland barbituates joke?
hey Jessica your daddy is in the room tonight!
Sandy -he never has and will never show up at any award show, no matter what its for. And lets face it, his reception would be very iffy.
@ timebob – Thanks!
JSierra – OMG. I know, I hate her hair. Why would they part ways? J. Law got such rave reviews last awards season. Maybe RZ is cutting back due to getting knocked up again? I stil can't believe Rog is straight.
@timebob – yeah; save all the 'blowing it' for the experts – the actresses – eh? 😉
Idris keeps smiling at me!!
@JSierra You need to keep your booze on you with a baby bjorn. Like Sandybrook.
Jessica has some drunk hair going on right now.
It's okay Idris, I will comfort you tonight! And for the rest of your life. I'll never let you go!
Cool, now I know how to pronounce that guy's name.
Dazed and Confused reference! YES!
He's such a fruitcake. I'm not a fan. I thought he was going to start doing his humming thing for a moment there …
Me and Mathew are homey's we drink like fish
Kristin that's where I keep my chihuahua. She catches all the wine I spill.
Catfight between JSierra and TTM for Idris' affections.
MMc was SO good in DBC!!!! Hes still bongo-licious! Count-will be looking forward to your lists!
Who do you think is doing coke during commercials?
I keep gettin older, and these girls just stay the same age
I love, love, love Dazed and Confused.
I thought Camilla just kicked his ass out?
Best speech of the night to Matty M
Idris? Just so you know? There's this thing I do with my tongue? Call me!
I squeeee'd hearing him say that-love that movie and his character!
TTM already loses because she is Canadian.
Hehe I'm just kidding! I'm Canadian too, it is the home of my people although I myself have never been there.
It is kinda cute how nervous everybody is, even Matthew M. Good for him. I hope he rides the wave to the Oscars.
"I love those redheads"
That's what I love about college girls @TTM they always stay the same as I get older.
Yeah susie, shes chading the frump look. Having that huge all over pregnancy we women can all relate to. And yes she has always been affected, but in a sweetly charming way.
Mmc was more coherent then I thought he would be…
@love/hate – there's Coke on the craft table out back, for sure … did you see how red and watery Affleck's eyes were?
Please tell me Matty M was joking when he said his wife calls him 'my king'
but best speech of the night, shitting on the studios for passing on the movie and winning the award. Well done.
J and TTM, you girls can have Idris. So long as I get the box-car hobo dude with the hair clip who won the music thing? Deal? Good.
Ewwww – even in a suit Depp looks dirty. Needs to be introduced to soap and water STAT.
Oh shit hes fucked!
Why do they all seem so damn high tonight!? Usually they are better at hiding it, I guess.
Man there are so many good best picture noms this year, idk who I want to win!
12 Years A Slave I think. Come on!
Does Johnny Depp have a mouth full of molasses?
@Kristin- perfect description! Box car hobo dude with a hair clip! Bwah! I think there were multiple clips holding up that nest!
Yay Chiwitel Gonnamessuplastname!
Knew they were going to win. Deserving film.
There's a character in Dazed and Confused that's practically a xerox of me in high school.
Yay bedtime night girls!
Mmmm loving that back of the neck kiss. So many kisses!
you called it @JSierra!
Ugh, where's fassy! And where's the bathroom stall he and I get busy in!
Kristin, if you get hobo hair boy, and TTM and J are focusing on Idris, I want to call dibs on Matthew McConaghwhatever!
Enough with all the names
I didn't know Assbender was that short, for some reason I thought he was like 6'5".
Who wants to carpool to the after parties!?
blarg. good fight, good night peeps!
Chasing the frump look, i meant.
Well its over and on time too! Who's house are we going to? I can stop for some food if you guys tell me what you want….
See ya. Have a good one
Kristin no ma'am I do not like to share!
Meauxelle you can have him!
Hey man, you got a joint?
It'd be cooler if you did.__________________________________
That was kinda a lame broadcast. I seem to remember enjoying last year's GGs much more. None of the acceptance speeches stood out to me, but they were all cut really, really short.
Until tomorrow … ciao, CDANers – it's wine-o'clock here and a gorgeous Summer evening so time to take the hounds for a walk
Agree Ben was weird. Maybe ill?
Golden Globes blinds tomorrow. Cant wait
Night, love/hate! Yay, afterparty at my house!
Night guys, all of your comments made a boring show Great fun. Thanks for the memories 😉
Day-um! Just switched to E! and they're LIVE at the after parties! Okay, I'm glued here for another hour …
Gawd that Ross guy is annnoyyyy-ing!
Yay! That makes my night! I have to scare up a bong, a bud, and a bongo real quick!
I thought Ben looked like he was invisibly wearing the bat ears…
@timebob: I don't doubt she calls him that. Feeding his narcissism probably helped her lock him down.
@B. Profane: Mike Newhouse?
All of these people on the E! aftershow have really odd accents that I cannot place, apparently neither can Jennifer. "What!?"
I gotta an entire bottle of wine and Downton Abbey is on my DVR. Sweet times.
Styled to Rock was better, but the comments tonight were the bestssss. Nitz to all!
Rachel Zoe is still JLaw's stylist – she just confirmed it.
Cue the music…
@JSierra – some of the questions are just downright weird …
Y'all have fun, gotta work tomorrow and wrestling with blogger has taken a lot out of me….NIGHT! OR MORNING OR NINE PM ! TAKE CARE.I'll lurk ya tomorrow
Shit Rachel, get it together! You are making Jen look like a fool in old underwear. I would totally play with her kiddos though, Skyler is a cutie!
These questions are really weird and boring. Makes you wonder how any celeb comes off as normal, I would look like a nut. Especially after a few drinks.
She could not run away from that press room fast enough.
night all can't wait for the Oscars and GG blind items tomorrow
Yay! I! Off tomorrow! Latah!
These peoples' voices are weird – the woman in blue spoke like a child; and the woman in the middle speaks like a dude!
Ugh! Amy Adams … that's my queue to leave …
Amy Adams is very off tonight. I can't decide in what way, but something is very off.
Well, as they'd say in Wolf Of Wall Street, fuckin' night you fuckin' fuckers.
Goodnight you guys!! Had so much fun with y'all, see you tomorrow if Wendy doesn't get me again!
I'll stick around in hopes of an Amy Adams wardrobe malfunction. I was hoping for Fey to have another one but after the first she's probably got her girls swathed in sticky tape.
Fuckin' night to you too, JBE… fuckin' night….
Have a great fuckin' night you guys! Thanks for the fun tonight!
Drew Barrymore's sweet crap got old in 1990. I don't want to listen to middle aged women who talk like babies.
Well, hell. I've been ill and fell asleep around 6pm yesterday. Woke up just in time to watch the second half of "The Fugitive" TV show. Damn.
Woody rarely comes to award shows…the times he's been is probably single digits