There will be a Golden Globes telecast post up right before the show begins
Is this where one waits with wine and snuggies?
the weather's lovely in cali today. everyone should be glowing in the light as they walk it…
I actually have no desire to watch tonight. Looking forward to the recap here. I'm watching HBO.
Count down to the red carpet is on E!
Last Year was fun. Cant wait.
Who's gonna be posting here tonite? I dont know if I can watch any of it (football and Shameless) but if I manage to Ill be shitfaced when or if I post.
Sandy come back when you're shitfaced!
Ill try Sugar ive done it before and I can do it again.
Me. I'll also be watching Revenge.
Giliian woman from E! is skinny as hell
Oh hey the 49ers won its PARTY TIME for you too Sugar bring on those Seagulls!
Yay! Sports! 😉
Well I'm already off to bed here in England once tonight's Sherlock is over. Should be a good year for British success (or so all our papers would lead us to believe). Hoping the red carpet crisis is sorted – wouldn't want a celeb getting wet feet.
uh oh I'm an OTHER Melissa
sandybrook first episode Shameless season 4 is free on youtube, watched it already
Ok I know I've already posted major on this thread but I just need to say I hope Aaron Paul wins!!!
Oh Sugar, there will be no thread-jacking shaming tonight! If everyone doesn't post at least 25 times, I will assume their internet is spotty
I can always watch it on demand tomorrow or whenever Showtime shows it tomorrow I guess Melissa. I also watch the Don Chessmen show but pass on Matt LeBlanc.
*Cheadle thx spelchek*
I ate already, I'm just here for the snarks
Oh good three hours to discuss what is going on with Kelly Osborne's hair.
Love the Globes! We'll have fun tonight!
I'm staying up all night to watch it live. Red carpet and award show. (I'm in Ireland)My man is getting up with the kids in the morning. Mama has cocktails to consume and gowns to criticise while wearing my pyjamas.Cheers folks… *Clink*
Oh look who's here !!!Ive been looking under tables for you all day Kristin!
Awww thanks Sandybrook! CDAN buddy system!
Any bets in whether JT and Biel try to high jack the red carpet by showing up with the case of the babies?
Yay! Liveblogging during awards shows is my fave. Last time there wasn't a thread. Thank you, Jesus and the CDAN peeps for getting it together.
Nah he doesn't touch her I'm certain of that (shes more masculine than him in any case)
The DH is watching football, I shall rely on you all to keep me informed. I'm on the couch with my wine, my dogs, and a Snuggie… I'm ready!
Yay, Low Key! Wine and snuggy at the ready, this has GOT to be better than the Enty special last night, nobody watched it with me! Be a pal and send over one of your puppies, woncha?
If blogger stops eating my posts, I will be around.
@Low Key what's "DH"? Damn husband? Derek Harvey?
Sorry @TTM. E was showing Wild Wild West in the states.
My kids are bowling with dad, I have espresso in hand and will follow along with all the cool kids! 😉
I can't believe no one watched with you ttm! The bastards! . I would have, but no cable & no computer to even see to join:-( Is it on YouTube?
Oh not to be remiss but hi to all the newbie lurkers who will be reading and possibly joining us tonite. We are smartasses every fucking day but usually we dont drunk post–join us!
I know, right, Steampunk?? There I was, wine and snuggy and all alooone. I even had to call to get the channel added (you know, right when it was starting, not before, pfft). I don't know if it's available online, it only just got shown here in Canada last night. Because apparently we are in Siberia
Hi Newcomers!! I only post when I've been drinking. Don't let Sandybrook fool you.
You have to pay for E! In Canada? Here the give it to us for free but I'm boycotting it until the Kartrashians are gone and Gregg Kinnear hosts Talk Soup again
Truly, is anyone else ready to strangle blogger and throw it in a wood chipper that is then sprayed onto the children of the corn….?
Hmmm Kristins drunk–im not surprised!
@Steampunk I feel the same way. Except replace "Blogger" with "VIP at the 2 o'clock blind".
Sandy *drinking* not drunk yet. I'm a lady.
Well ttm,tonight we will Get It ON! Hahaha. Damn forgot to charge the e CIG. Since I can't see the pre party ( no E either,lol) y'all best be descriptive for me.
Hey Kristin , what is your maintain drink of choice? I always went for icy chilled wine ( unless it was Margarita night!
Kristin, you will know when this lady has passed drinking on her way to drunk: I'll be changing my avi to just boobs for Harry.
Sandyboo, I didn't have it as part of my package is all. Enty, you have now affected my TV programming. Use that power for good only
Chores done, dogs done.It's only 2pm, is it too early to put my house dress back on and bring out the box of wine?Conflicting tv, the finale of Styled to Rock will be on and I kinda really love this show. Guess I'll be remoting in one hand, drink in the other, toes on the iPad. That will be my drunk excuse.
BTW @TTM, I think Enty has a new career after last nights E special. He's still the wizard & yes, I noted his voice cracked when he said "hooker", I think he felt really dirty sitting there in the dark. He's kinda what I expected.
Kimba quick run to macdonalds/fast food and get a straw and munchies. I swear that iced box wine through the MCD' s straw is the best primal joy short of your thumb.Go! Nothing matches mcd's straw for width and pliability.
I started my morning with Bloody Mary's and smoked gouda grits. Ending it with my girls Tina & Amy, CDAN crew, Bourbon,crab rangoon, and outfit judging!
Orvilla that sounds fab! I wanna switch bodies with you for the night!
I'm so ready for the Pre-Show!We need to put up our Winner Predictions.
I am the zen master of straws ?* bows *?
I have a 7 pm pre show! Yay! That's eastern standard USA for all you, everywhere.
Crap, I forgot to catch the entiy last night on E! Certainly not an every day poster but I've been around since I was pg with my soon to be five year old.
sewer pipe burst flooding the GG red carpet
might be a lil stinky walkin' in
Thanks for the tips Steampunk, sads for me the nearest fast food is over 100k from where I live, maybe my neighbour can spare some moose meat.thanks Sugar for keeping us On It!
Cool for the list! Got my picks in double categories:Want to win. AndWill probably winHahaha
Kimba, I wasn't going to say anything, but you TOTALLY left me hanging! Oh sure, first it was all "I have my tall can"and then NUTHIN!!
Oh kimba! :'( I'm so sorry… I think…I need to think!!!! Don't worry I'll think of something…
@Steampunk I have to pace myself since I woke up around noon and have been refusing solid food all day. Bloody Mary's, some wine now, will move on to Dirty Martinis once Amy and Tina show up.
I'm calling for American Hustle to sweep. Too much momentum right now.
American Hustle do it bitches! Dont even try spelchek imma gonna be careful tonight becuz my hands dont feel like working this teeny keyboard.
I was gonna post the full list here but it took up all the space. Here is the list In colicky form.
Thank goodness I hate olives
Got it!Pour the win into your coffee thermos, that way if you spill it while reaching for the various things , it won't make a mess.Success!Now you can be comfy…:-)
Is Kaleys d/bag wearing jeans and tees again tonight?
TTM super sors, just when we were mending our relationship. Funny, I just finished that tall can NOW. I was all setup, then my husband came through and goes "oh, that Enty special", like the b*itch knows what he's talking aboot! Then we were out the door. We watched the rest when we got back in. But I'm back baby!
I thought I was the only one who ate smoked gouda grits!
Mmm dirty martinis…sighKristin make some microwave nachos and let em get cold and nasty. That's when they're the Best O:-) Plate,chips,bag shredded cheese,nuke! Yum ( I have found that salsa makes choppy Veg unnecessary)Top with pickled jalapeño and wallah! Desperado nachos!
OT very briefly FUCK YOU PEYTON MANNING!!
Smoked Gouda Grits are sooo good! It was a great morning.
Got one more hour left til preshow 😀
@sandybrook Greg Kinear?!?! Nice! Love it.
I would even accept John Henson Orvilla!
I'm with you sandy, entitled ass…
I LOVE JOEL MCHALE and he is the best thing aboot The Soup!
Kimba, it's all good, you're here now! Let's globe it up!
5 minutes til red carpet! Kaley Cuoco is probably waiting right at the gate with her dumpster dive husband.
We don't get Sherlock until the 17th…..so jealous
Remember be descriptive. If u can
Wait its 7pm already fuck me I passed out and didn't even know it oops fell asleep I mean.
My preshow will b a wrapup short
Did you know they sell wine in a boxed drink container, like what they sell cocnut water in? I just stocked up so I can join in the fun. Its been a while since drunk j posted, I hope I don't embarrass myself (not likely). I'm even going to bust out the laptop soni can type as furiously and as much as my little heart desires with autocorrect hijacking my thoughts.
Go jsierra !
It comes with straws too amirite?
^Haha – "cocnut." *Giggles*
Yay JSierra is here! Hottieindahouse!
YAY Internet Drinking Pact!
Steampunk, there are a lot of boxy, crop top action going on so far. Nudes, golds, and pinks.
Hayden Panty Tears in boring black Tom Ford; Zooey Deschanel in boring gold Oscar DLR.
Sandy I think I got jipped because I have no straws boo
Yay I'm excited for a fun and snark filled Sunday night!
Jason you got a problemo with my cocnut? o_0
Margot Robbie just incited a collective "HOLY F***" from all patrons at the drag bar I'm at. She. looks. sick. (In a good way)
So far, Kelly Osborne, Hayden and Zooey made terrible dress choices.
Gosh I hope Tommy Lee Jones is there tonight! He's always such a treat!
Zoey looks like side plate mash potatoes.
call me when the real stars come
Ahh just down them then J. If you fall down we will catch you.
@sandrook Yeah, I was a Henson girl.
Drag bar? uhoh!
Kevin Spacey is lookibg dapper and eyeing up all the pretty waiters
Steampunk i like your two lists. I gotta get to it!
I really want Parks and Rec to win tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber Heard is looking a little Bride of Frankestein…
Leslie Mann is looking a little Lollipop Guild…
But dragon its the wannbees that are trying to create the buzz. How daring will they go?
Ladies, seriously, brush your hair!
This is on E!? Maybe pic-in-pic doesn't count against boycott
Leslie Mann has a case of joker mouth- what causes that???
Holy velvet! He looks sharp though, you know Ryan agress with me too hehe
Tatiana! She looks beautiful, but I am just biased because I adore her and Orphan Black. Guiliana looks great from the neck up, that dress looks like a reject pageant gown.
All this refreshing and scrolling is hard!
Leslie needs to go to rehab for an eating disorder order herself
Bruno Mars bouffant plus Christian Bale's teased American Hustle comb over = the mess on Amber Heard's head.
Guiliana Rancic, sigh, don't say anything if you can't say, hey! She's slender!
Be sure to watch everyone in the background, you can pick up some juicy stuff back there!
So I turn it on and the 1st thing I see is Seacrest. OUT!
Boobies on the blonde, much better!
Can't STAND Lena Dunham! Just looking at her makes me stabby
Steampunk are you getting a live feed?
Sandybrook, you ain't (taint) seen nothing til you've seen a 6'2 dude dressed as American Hustle JLaw.
Just saw a flash of Lena. I hope its better than her previous attempts.'
Totally just a lurker but I've been drinking mimosas all day, so I feel like part of the group.
@steam hopefully none. altho i do need some laughs
I'm missing the E show. Hubby has bedroom TV, kids have living room one till 7, and I refuse to go in teenagers gross room to watch her TV. Keep me informed till 7 people!
I'm watching E's Live from the Red Carpet – Leslie Mann looked lovely; didn't see Judd Apatow though.
Giuliana's jewellery was amazing, as you would expect for ~$3m – I hope she has a bodguard or two with her. Her dress and make-up are gorgeous.
I love Awards season!
You and me both, Nap
I loathe Lena! Her 'girls' look squashed in that dress. Idk what commercials everyone else is getting but Jenna tacklova? Resembles ivanka a bit, no??
Sarah Hyland is adorable, but there is a very big difference betwizt the colour of her neck and her face…
I come back from my 8 block round trip to the general store for my pink Zinfandel, some Smart Food,WHADDA I miss? Lols…..
Maybe I'll drink to every pinkish dress, like now, gulp.
I like looking at all the bitchy publicists in behind
Gawd Sarah Hyland is boring – waffles on, too …
Naomi Watts looks gorgeous – yay; represent Australia!
Whoever that chick in pink is makes Giuiliana look fat
Is it on now? I'm watching Peyton Manning pull a Ron Burgandy.
*Note: I love you, SDers! Just enjoying the game.
Liev! Liev! Liev! Looks like skinny pants on that suit….loved Goon
I'm here for the snark and perversion;)
Wooo Kristie!I love Sarah Hyland, she seems really sweet but I'm not sure I'm liking the milkmaid hairdo.TOm Ford is having a good night, isn't he? Naomi looks so shiny and beautiful!
LUPITA!! The very definition of flawless!
LOOKIT THE STUNNER FROM 12 YEARS!!!
LUPITA!!! She's got GOOP's Tom Ford in red. DAMN.
The mani-cam is all that is wrong with the world.
aaaagh. im trying to run too many things at once. no on the feed dammit
Ewwwwww, Kelly Osbourne looks awwwwful
Yes Lupita. Gorgeous. I would. I would
I love how they zoomed in on Aubrey Plaza's necklace to not show the nipples, Bwawhaha!
Zooey looks so bad, like a giant unused tampon.
I'm gonna kick blogger ass.
Who is this fat guy with the bad haircut?
I'm feeling like a bad person because I am really hoping Kelly Osbourne gets hits by that camera / boom zooming around behind her
That's Ross Matthews he has gained back a lot of weight recently.
Could you narrow that down, Sandyboo?
Yay! Since I can't see anyone's golden globes, I'm coming here for the details but staying for the snark! And to keep from drinking alone 😉
What's up with the all the people walking in front of the celebs getting their photos taken? Rude …
I'm not a fan at all of Kelly Osborne, but … she looks really lovely today! I love her hair like that. Nice make-up and dress also.
Catt Sadler seems drunk.
LOL TTM Kelly actually doesn't look as bad as I thought she would.
Thx he looks like a mess. And hes commentating on style?
What's going on with Aubrey nips? I didn't catch it. Mainly because I can't stand her…
Sandybrook, Ross Mathews aka Ross the Intern. Got his start doing segments for Leno.
Aww, I love Ross!!
Ttm, you just have discerning taste. Who else needs nailing?
Ah shit that commercial made me tear up. Girl Power!
Ahhhh. LENA! no non no
It's her mouth. I hate it
oh Lena, you look like a giant Lemon
Even with p-i-p Lena Dunham looks disgusting
Zosia looks like an angry 45-year old first wife
I just want to mute her! Dislike! Lena
Ohh Zosia those earrings are alll wrong sweetie.
I want to rip that dress of Elizabeth Moss and wear it every single day.
I'll say it again, Lupita is absolute perfection.
Lupita is the most gorgeous person I've seen tonight
Elisabeth Moss looks great! Love her hair brown.
I am now in front of my forty inch TV 21 min for me, keep it coming so I can agree later when it makes no sense, lol
Pretty red dress Lupita.
Lupita is smoking…just sayin'
@Kristen Hey there, Chica. Drink up
So elegant and stunning.
Lupita=flawless red carpet style!
They are just showing Lena too much!
Amy Adams! Boobies for the count!
Lena, awkward…….not good at all…" Youre being a good mother to yourself", WTF Seacrest? NEXT!
Amy , YES! boobies!
TTM! Darlin. How are you? Glad you escaped from the trunk
the 12 years a slave actress is just rocking that cape!
Yeah, Ross Matthews does look rather cuddly … shame; he was looking so healthy and trim a couple of months ago.
This woman in the red looks great (never heard of her before; has a really long name).
I agree about comments re Zooey – what has she done to herself? She used to be so pretty
Ewww there's Amy Adams – can't stand her – and she forgot to wear her bra …
Of course Amy would copy Lupitas cape!
I am fangirling like crazy over here with Emelia, Tatiana and Lupita. I will shut up now.
Will Forte, shave your face! You're at an awards show! Some people can pull that off, you , sir, are no Miami Vice
Hey charlie, I love a drop in. OK all lurkers, let's show em what we're made of! Weekend Warriors Unite!
Lupita is truly gorgeous.
Competing red capes.
Will Forte was amazing in Nebraska.
TTM! we typed boobies at same time – double drink!
@Kristin – she's gorgeous, isn't she? She used to be on 'Neighbours' (long-running soap) here and always seemed destined for great things.
I'm good, Charlie! Enjoying the show??
Double shot, Kimba!
Who is lupita?
Lupita is the hot black girl in the red dress Steampunk
Charlie in da House. Snarking from a raging heterosexual viewpoint.
I will take the high road, and let you ladies comment on the boobies. No Comment, say I.
I have to see the Chargers lose before I flip over to the red carpet and break out the cocktails.
Steampunk, Lupita is Best Supporting for 12 years a Slave.
Stepford, totally agree.
Am I the only one waiting to see Margot Robbie's boobies again?
Is Elizabeth Moss drunk?
Hi everyone! *Waves out* I have a cup of tea and piece of banana cake here … it is Monday morning for me, after all … waaaay too early for anything exciting :-/
@Trixiefirefly No. She's a Scientologist. 😉
If she is she should post here
Dayum those women behind Elizabeth are mean mugging the shit out of her. I never had an opinion about her before, but after this interview I love her! She seems like a lot of fun.
Okay we need a drinking game! 1. Manicam 2. Ryan checks out a fella 3. Someone wears something ugly 4. They show Lena 5. Kelly brags about her celeb friends
Hi Stepforded. Munching on fresh baked ciabatta bread here
I think a lot of the girls wouldn't mind a banana Stepforded
Uh-oh – you know how I said in an earlier post today that Tori Spelling was allegedly in arrears at her former rental home (but I didn't think it sounded right?), well another publication is reporting – with evidence – that they were served a notice to pay up within three days, or move out! Crikey – that's awful. Strange how they moved to a more expensive house.
My ladies! !
<3 Amy and Tina
They look so good! Sexy Amy even!
The drinking game should include chugging the entire beverage whenever someone makes a crack about Amy Adams boobs. Because you know the "least supported" jokes are going to be coming.
Margot Robbie looks amazing from the eyebrows down
Wow – look at Margot!
Tina looks gorgeous (as always). She could totally carry hosting responsibilities on her own.
Tina can't ever get the hair and dress right
Oooh, yes, Krystie!
@TTM: ME TOO !! Joel McHale is a sexay funny beotch! Love him!
An almost upskirt
Ryan is a wee man
F*** you Kristin. come to London for a glass epic
I want Amy
TTM you will be hearing from my lawyers because you destroyed the shocks on my car. Totally not worth it…
@kristin… Funny I can't help but think the same thing when I see her.
Margot Robbie looks beautiful.
You have a dirty mind Sandy.Shazbot, amy looks fabulous!
Everyone drink, Matthew M is wearing green velvet *gag*
Adding a new rule: Anytime Ryan looks like a hobbit.
@OneEyeCharlie – YUM!!! I had that for breakfast earlier – with poached eggs and ham. Enjoy
I love Eric Stonestreet! Yay for big dudes!
Robyn Wright looks gorgeous … her and Charlize look eerily alike at the moment with their similar hairdos
I sense a sadness in Amy tonight.
Amy Adams looks deeewy, I love it! Talking about her boobs, shot!
@Laura Ramone Wait. Whaaaa?
damn amy adams
And look at what shit didn't get flushed diem the toilet
Hate that stupid mani cam!!
Amy took off the cape!! I hope she's loaded up on the double sided tape, otherwise! Nip slip will happen
That is an unfortunate dress choice, I've decided. As is the necklace
Yeah Amy does seem…off.
Mmm why do I have a log issue. come to London Kristin and we comment on a glass of wine
@J it is true I do
Jsierra I'm down with drinking game.
Bryan Cranston is so rad!
I love that Bryan Cranston is actually married to someone his own age
Hayden P!! And Kaley!!
Bryan Cranston looks good. Apparently, he married a mute
Seacrest is a wee man
Getting excited, I'm down fending off the cat and Primed!
Sweet Laura! I'm in!
I called dibs on Margot 30 minutes ago!
Ugh. Kaley. What in the stained coffee filter hell is she wearing?
Yay Kaley! Bad dress, Kaley. Nice hair
ME Too. I am in for the drinking game.
Fun FAct:Kelly coco dress is made Rotten Tampon.She's Recycling for the environment
Looks like Kaley left the troll home to wash his T-shirt and jeans.
I can't decide if Kaley's dress is ugly or not. I think I like it. What the hell, drink anyways!
Not a fan of Kaley's dress … and she does not have the right bone structure to carry the hair-over-one-shoulder look
I meant makeup, the hair is also no bueno
JSierra I'm down for the drinking game!Amy P is looking so damn good.I wonder if Joaquin will look do-able or chastity belt worthy
Dang! Still Kelly didn't get hit! Fingers crossed
Thanks step, its like I'm there
Kaley looked so pretty until they showed her dress. Sneak peak of Leo- looking like a bloated Jack in training
Oh good. Leo brought his coke bloat face.
Joaquin wii look doable as soon as you finish your drink
Awwww Leo's dateless! I would've happily gone with him!
Actually, I hope he and Margot Robbie get together – they'd be a gorgeous couple. I always liked him and Blake together too.
Ahhh fuck you, too, Blogger.
Leo should have went to the Seventh Veil and hired a dancer to escort him for the evening
Kaley's face is to rounded for that dramatic a look….
Why would Leo bring a date when you know he's just going to try for Sarah Hyland tonight? Please.
Every time I 0st blogger dumps me back to the middle of past converse. Its wild.
Whoever said refreshing and scrolling was frustrating…I second that notion.
Dang life responsibilities! I am oot for 30, keep me posted!
Sarah would never….
For Leo, victory has to be public. Everyone will see him do it.
Jonah Hill looks like an overweight Beavis.
Double sided tape… meet Amy's boobs
Just saw a glimpse of Cate Blanchett – she is one of the nicest people ever and never, ever, looks bad.
Jonah Hill looks polished.
Sandybrook true that! Let me finish my drank 😉
Hits blonde girl nice tits!
Margot is my new lesbot button babe! Sorry Scarbo & Charlize.Onto 2nd glassssssssssssssssssssss
Hahaha- not gonna happen Jonah! You are gross, gross, gross!
Margot Robbie looks fabulously glam!! And the snippet of Cate Blanchett looks spectacular too
Giuliana can't have seen that many movies in her time if she thinks Wolf of Wall Street is one of the best she's ever seen … I thought it was boring and far too looooooooooooooooooooong
So it starts spelchek *hiya*
Now I have a name to the almost upskirt, Margo
I agree stepforded. She's a favorite of mine
the eye makeup may be a bit much on my favorite actress Taylor Schilling.
Seth Meyers. Love.
Jesus Seth and Ryan look alike
Why is puff daddy p diddly penis on the red carpet?!?!!
Kerry looks good
No cape!no cover no charge! Jeeze amy , you need more that that up top. And bolt on
CocoaBeachBunny wanna take a short trip down A1A??? :)))) bring booze!!
Sophia's bubbies just showed up.
I remember when everyone showed up in Prius cars, they got over that real quick back to giant SUVs
Does The Edge ever NOT wear a skullie?
Lurve Sophia BOOBIes and how she's fixin in the window…JM dress, makeup, jewellery, Beautiful.Frack, I'm getting old, look at U2! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stepforded, what the word on Margot? She seemed nice enough. (Please don't kill my new lady boner)
It should be all time shrunk for Dunfam. 5hàt banana was going flacid.
IJU, is it hard for the Irish to turn the other cheek?
@Kristin – nothing bad that I've heard; just a hard working, ambitious lady. Seems very down to earth.
Sandybrook, booze is on the way!!
Hahaha Cate "your first album was really good"
@one eyed Charlie- there's a pic I saw on a gossip site do edge side by side with Donnie walhberg in a beanie and vest. He looked like the edges stupid, slow brother
kate Blanchett, WOW!! Love her
I case anyone is wondering, my patch tonight is by Armani.
Taylor looks great. Nice color.
Leo is such an orange oompa!
Drink up everyone, Leo looks like shit!
I think Leo's just a bit sexy … gorgeous eyes and skin tone, even if he is morphing into Jack Nicholson just a tad.
I like the way he speaks too. #TotesSwoonWorthy!
Does Lowe have chicken leg there? Those pants are pencils.….
I thought that is what she said, J Sierra! Bono was like, uh, ok.
Ok so we need to kill Martin Scorcese becuz hes responsible for Leo.
Wow pregnancy is really treating Olivia well!
Welp Ryan flirting, drink again! Bradley's "beauty" has rendered him speechless.
I ditched the glass and went to a solo cup with a straw. No need to be fancy tonight. I
My sandy looks young…
@Jsierra HA Thinking the same
Leo did NOT want to be seen next to BCoop. Don't blame him.
Jim Parsons says the carachters are the key to Big Bang success…-not Kaley 's skimpy outfits?!!
I am giggling like a school girl watching this exchange between Ryan and and Brad.
Oops thought I just got a compliment almost shitfaced and right on time too
Emma Watson… What the hell? Dress up front, pants in back?
Damn Reese looks FIONE.
Heck, even Bradley looks good. What's wrong with me – what with saying Kelly Osborne, Jonah Hill and Bradley Cooper look good – maybe there's something in this tea …
Reese Witherspoon looks like shit.
Emma Watson's dress is awful at the back!
I've seen this look on Sandra before – it's a shame she didn't change it up a bit for this ceremony.
Is Rysn always this awkward? It's painful to watch.
Oh no, looks like Bullock has a case of the AnnE nips.
Reese looks like she needs a drink or ten.
OT AGAIN–FUCK YOU PEYTON MANNING
Fake youth in a dress point lol..
What's that stomach? OK. More ciabatta. Able Baker Charlie
Hey! I just noticed Mean Wendy is back!
Damn what a ride, I just got dropped to 1st post!
The Sopranos have to do AFLAC commercials now
Anyone see Ted C's latest tweet?
"Closeted gays interviewing closeted gays @ the fab #goldenglobes! What is this 1952?"
Yea @TTM she said you fucked up her car and she is suing your ass
No , just no jennn….no
Aww, Jim Parsons!
I think Canada is on a delay??
Emma is giving flawless face, shame about the hideous outfit. Jared Leto , I shouldn't- but I still love you..
I have no idea who Ted is referring to
Julia 's smiling!
Channing I want you inside me =[
too much info
Re: tedC if he's making reference to BCoop I just don't buy it. Whatever happened to the new site he was supposed to roll out anyway?
Fuck Wendy.Fuck Julia Roberts and that stupid outfit too.Agreed that Ryan is super awkward, maybe he is still flustered from his BCoop encounter.
What in the 1998 Dhalia catalogue hell is Heidi Klum wearing?
Ryan is not on his game tonight, a little stunned, or stoned. Can't stand the little fellow (don't jump on me, height challenged people).
I really wish, really, really, that women start eating some, the too skinny hurts my eyes and my heart.
Is it just me or does E not come in HD? Is it a Cdn thing?
Julia Roberts – wins Most Boring, so far….
Just meant I needed my winky pic again!
Yeah Ryan seems a bit off tonight
Sorry Leo still leaves me cold.
His dick is hard @J you have no idea how awkward that is when it hapens
Yay, TTM with the winky selfie. Charlie approves
Would it be as spontaneous if he weren't hovering in the background in an earlier interview?
@TTM – I like this profile picture!
So ALLEDGEDLY some live feed picked up Blanchett saying "I hated every second of that" to Leo right after being interviewed by Ryan.
I still don't get Olivia Wilde.
That's a Wendy special!
bourbon and crab rangoon is a great combination.
i'm in a carson daly pre-show situation
Olivia W reminds me of a zucchini
TTM are you trying to get us drunk – you got yer boobies out again! I freakin love Olivia – she's way outta my league.
I'm sorry Julia Louis Dreyfus's is 51 and shes nailable
Mila Kunis could kick an ass or two.
That stupid mani cam looks like a an old box that xerox machine paper comes in, with a bit of red carpet stuffed inside. I'm sure I saw some glue.
Wow at Mila! She really knows how to dress for these things.
Olivia Wilde was too heavy on the eyeliner, unfortunately … she has looked better.
Oh Gawd, here's Taylor Swift – is there anything she doesn't go to?
I hate Jennifer Lawrence's hair! She can't do the pixie as well as Charlize and Pamela.
Drew Barrymore is unrecognisable. Her face looks lovely!
Watch T-Swift fangirl Julia in 3-2-1…
Lame, Julia! Lame!
You just cannot pull something like that off.
I love Julia Roberts' hair – very elegant.
I hate her dress though – she looks like she's dressed for a day working at a law firm, not for an Awards evening. I bet Joan Rivers will rip it apart.
Barf TayTay and Julia
Sorry, Julia. My money would be on cagey Meryl kicking your ass
I didn't get the Olivia buzz until I saw Drinking Buddies, now I love her.
UGHHHH Taylor Swift. That whole exchange with Julia was weird, like Julia pretended like they were bffs and Taylor is like "uhh okay?"
But Kristin called they fake shit!
Meryl's 'Sophia's Choice' "Do I curb stomp her, or donkey punch her?"
OMG please push that bitch down that stairs!
What are you crazy kids doing in here?! Settle down!
This awkward interplay between interviewees bites.
Don't care Julia if it's D&G, it's ugghhs.Barrymore, nooooooo, Sandi, yes!Does Jennifer L have to creep-on, every time she she's a camera. Try hard much?Super fakes with Swift.
TayTay keep your hands off JLaw
Makeup fail emma,never forget the neck. Brad looks awful. Jennifer Lawrence looks like miley and bundled like a paper for delivery.
I hate Jennifer Lawrence & Julia Roberts dress – You wouldn't think you a black and white dress could be done so badly.
What is wrong with Seacrest? He can't seem to speak … he stumbles and seems to struggle to think of questions to ask. Not like him …
Swiftly looks quite elegant for a young celeb. She's never trashy and always gets it right!
JLaw. WHY??????that make up is not good, never mind the dress,, but at least she can eat without looking bloated since she has that coverage.
Ryan wants to fondle the family jewels
@kristin me too!! I never understood the Olivia Wilde thing. Actually, Olivia Munn too. Blah
Chastain rocks that dress.
Oh, JLaw. Just don't talk
Usher? Wtf? Ha "Usher? I got Jimmy Fallon!"
You're right JLaws face looks plastic @urban chaos
Oh Sandra, the bottom of the dress is just…horrid
14 elegant swans died for that dress
JSierra, you caught that too? Usher does look good though.
Drew Barrymore could pass for Julianne Moore's sister …
I love Usher's eggplant/black combo, he looks good.
Does anyone else think Chris Pine has an ubsurdly large forehead?
Also weird when Ryan asked if it was Drew's second baby, I feel like he should know that info.
Oh Drew!! Your face looks glowy and radiant.. You're pregnant so aside from that I'll leave you alone.
Drew. I wish she could still remove her two front teeth like she did on Johnny Carson.
Julia… I like. Simple and elegant
Kristin nothing these bitches say can get by me, I'm on my game tonight. I wish I was better at lip reading so I could figure out all the nasty things these people are saying in the background.
Hot damn Julia! Dreyfus that is.
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss looks dire – hair is dreadful; dress does not fit well; and make-up is too pale.
Emma Roberts looks good.
Oh look – the mani cam has astroturf walls. It gets worse.
Is the mani-cam doubling as a weed dispensary?
Actually Julia's dress looks like a kitchen apron / 50s business woman….she looked …efficient… Lol
Chris Pine's head looks like John Goodman's big toe.
Chris Pine could pass for the fourth Hemsworth brother …
Usher did look pretty dapper, working the colour!
Seacrest shudders every time a guy touched him
Someone up thread said Olivia Wilde reminded them of a zucchini? Well thanks to her I now have the urge to eat a pickle
Uncle Sandybrook, he's not shuddering, he's jizzing in his pants.
Sandybrook – Seacrest is shuddering with delight.
@urban chaos A botulated pickle?
Why are they trying with this Michael J Fox show?
Agree @stepfordedi thought Chris Pine was a Hemsworth at first
TTM likes the way my patch looks
This was so 10 minutes ago but totally agree with @jsierra, totally get the Olivia thing after drinking buddies.
LOL I do, Charlie, I do! I like the cut of your jib, sailor
Charlie, I think we ALL like the way your patch looks.
I'm saying Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to win her category.
And did I not need to chugging drink because Charlie mentioned Amy's boobs?? Because I kind of did..
Ya know Kelly looks ok purple hair and all
Suddenly the idea of a pickle is no bueno. s/o Spanish, Sophia V screams telenovela.
Hayden in the 360 cam, not a flattering pose.
Olivia Wilde's dress is fierce, but I'm meh on ombre hair. That shit is so trashy.
HATE J. Law's dress – it's like a mix between bed sheets and olden time underwear – but not the sexy kind.
HATE Julia Robert's ensemb. It would be SO chic if it was just the dress with the jazzercised belt.
So far for me, best dressed is Reese Witherspoon, who the showed for two seconds before a commercial. Unless I missed it during cooking dinner and a screaming toddler. Serenity now.
Drew Barrymore looks like a mom.
Taylor Swift looked good, but she's annoying, so she gets strikes for that.
Christ I just lost about 400 comments above this one
Yes @Susan! JLaw's dress was recycled old-timey underwear.
Wowza!!! Hayden is fucked up!!!
Wow Lizzie Caplan looks great, idk why they didn't show her on E!
Sandybrook, I have to admit that Kaepernick looked divine in that Vera Wang and those Choo's. He's got the leg for such a high slit.
Did anyone understand what dude with the tiny suit, standing next to Kelly Osbourne, said?
Okay, this trailer with Colin F. 'A Winters Tale' looks so lame.
Leave Hayden and JLaw alone!!!
Chug Kristie, chug!
Glad I'm drinking cranberry juice
@B you must be confusing him with Tim Tebow :))
Is anyone else getting a shit ton of vagasil/summers eve commercials? Does E! think we all have stinky coochies or something?
Typing is getting very slow spelchek troll will soon take over and offend
I'm just happy to stay informed, JSierra
Sophia Vergara does always look lovely – and especially so tonight – but far out she's annoying when she talks. Someone tell her shut up!
Cate Blanchett is doing it for me. She looks absolutely stunning.
Sandybrook's spelchek troll (Read: Sandy's drunk alter ego Unlce Sandy)
Smurfs gave Sophia a pearl necklace
Love Sofia's Colombian smuggling reference. I see you girl, I see you.
OT again FUCK YOU PEYTON MANNING!
Hello beautiful people! I'm late to the game, do we have a drinking game?
Beckinsale looks lovely
Love Mila Kunis' dress. Hate the hair.
Sophia V needs a new look.
God, I hate Julia's dress. The white oxford needs to die.
Kate B. is oily and tan. Humph!
Step you are not the only one with that opinion, that was some backhanded shade Giuliana just threw her way and I loved it.
Do we have to switch to another spot at 8 ?
I think Amy Adams dress is gorg, but her hair should be down. What's with all of these severe updos?
Yeah, but how's she going to too it for the Oscars?
Laura yes!1. Shit, I forgot the rules2. Ryan seacrest…looking at penises?3. Lena Dunham4. When someone looks like shit5. Amy Adams boobies6. Boobies in general7. Shit, I forgot the rules
Drink when someone looks like shitDrink when Kelly O name drops a celeb friendAmy Adams' boobs
Haha J!! I better catch up!
I broke Rulz
Hey Laura! There is a game but it can slow you down…
Amy Adams boobs! Oh all her accomplishments, this drinking game is probably the best.
Channing Tatum's wifey looks hot.
God there are so many awful looks: Sandra Bullock, Lena Dunham. I'm gagging.
A lot of stylists are getting fired tonight.
Must set DVR for Joan and co.
No I mean here do we go somewhere else?
Who's the chipmunk voice with Kelley?
New post just went up. MOVE MOVE MOVE!! Red team go!!!
TTM are you here?
I'm chuckling at what Kristin said about the live feed picking up Cate saying she hated every minute of her interview with Ryan.
Remember the time he asked her 'Who are all these people' and she replied, 'I'm Cate Blanchett' – he said 'No, not you, I know who YOU are – who are all these people?' Bwahahahaha priceless! I don't think she likes him very much
(And she only would've done the interview with him to keep her fans happy).
She was awesome at the last Peter Jackson film premiere in Wellington – took her son and his little friend, and was just so incredibly gorgeous and charming.
Ok ok move to the new shit
I admire all these 40-something actresses with good delts definition. They make Dunham look like a sack of potatoes.
Peyton Manning was born ugly, Sandy, just keep that in mind.
JSierra E! knows that stinky vag in Hollywood is common place. Me personally, my lady smells like pineapple, rosewater, saffron, and a hint of nutmeg;D
I keep getting the Guiliana Rancic Cash Card Commercial
Charlie, his name is Ross Matthews – he's a Comedian who appears as a panellist on Chelsea Handler's show quite a lot; he also had his own series on E! this year.
Amy and Tina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Steampunk, kinda!
Tina Fey looks amazing! Drag Bar, my ass, Kristin
Zok. That bit with JL Dreyfus was priceless …
YES!!!! No one wants Sandra
Are they calling out Tom Hanks as a dick?
3 times mention of Hanks and 3 times flub.….hmmmm
Hahahaha Go Jennifer! I hope its the beginning of a sweep!
Is Mila trying for a Jolie with that hairstyle? Wow Nobody expected Jackie to win, she was in the cheap seats! Lol
J. Bissett must be drunk…please
J. Bissett is on ONE!!!
OH MY GAWD
Boy are they trying to get her off. Hahahaha, she is one hells lady!
Bisset probably is lit but good for her. She said what she wanted and Won! Good on er…
Wow Naomi, that is some slit on the breasteses
No wonder this show lasts so long. They have to walk from bumfuk..
Omg, who's the orange man by Mike Douglas?
Lovely art deco dress, loved how she cursed while trying to get thru the tables
@Steampunk! Move over to the next post! You're missing the action.
This silence confusing me,has blogger screwed me again?
@steampunk she looked great. The dress is gorgeous.
Steampunk! We're next door!
Omg it won't move
Steampunk, go back to the home page! There's a new post!
here for the party