Blind Item #5
This former West Coast Real Housewife who still gets reality work cheated on her significant other with a producer of a show that is currently airing. There was a lot of sexual tension between them (son't ask me how) and they met after the show wrapped for drinks and that led to some sex in the front seat of the car.
Gretchen and producer of Ccoupkes Therapy?
ReplyDeleteThe Maloof Hoof!
ReplyDelete*Couples Therapy
ReplyDeleteThough cupcake therapy works too I guess
I know some people who could benefit from cupcake therapy
DeleteTay Tay is on Couples Therapy. Spoiler Alert: she's still drunk.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Armstrong Couples Therapy
ReplyDeleteDuh
My thought too Kristin. Taylor Armstrong is a shady bitch.
DeleteTaylor Armstrong is a mess.
ReplyDeleteGood guess with Taylor Armstrong.
ReplyDeleteThat woman is a perpetual mess ... it's probably good for her sanity that she was dumped from RHoBH but not for her wallet.
I pity her now-Fiancee's former wife and family - it's obvious to me that she's in love with the idea of being in love, not necessarily with him.
I miss Ramona Singer from the New York one. She's my girl!
ReplyDelete@Derek Harvey Those broads are back in February! Tuuuurtle Time.
Delete@Kristin - I thought Kim from RHoBH was the Turtle lover?
Delete@Stepforded Both do. Though Turtle Time
Deletethe name(ish) of a bar Ramona's drunk ass wanted to go to.
Turtle Time is the whole reason I switched from Sauvignon blanc to Pinot Grigio! Lol
DeleteStop already with these motherf* cking housewives!!!!! They are NOBODIES!!! Not interesting!
ReplyDelete@Kristin---haha I will get my Pinot Grigio ready
ReplyDelete@ Stepforded more like turdle lover with her shit stained pillow! You're right tho ;)
ReplyDeleteI like Kristin's Cupcake Therapy idea, whether it is a euphemism for cute chicks or actual cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteno Ramona Singer does a sexy dance when she is drunk and chants turtle time while she wobbles around seductively. Kim likes smoking rock with ex-cons and lying about sobriety...
ReplyDeleteI worry about Kim with Kingsley - as a doggy person myself, I know his breed is not a good match for her. She should have got a Labrador - easy to train; very loyal; cuddly without the attitude; and not likely to snap unless really provoked. That's my pearl of wisdom for the day :-)
ReplyDelete@Kristen---so sophisticated isn't she? lol
ReplyDelete@Kristin … I got excited that there was actually something called "Cupcake Therapy".
ReplyDeleteWell, CLEARLY, I've never known this level of passion. I always manage to make it to a bed.
ReplyDeleteI think I need cupcake therapy right now!
ReplyDeleteCouples Therapy was pretty good this week. Taylor was drunk and out of control and Farrah just made an ass of herself. At some point Jon Gosselin's supposed to show up and say the required shit about Kate.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that was why drunken Taylor was screaming for a producer during her meltdown. That was a sloppy and disgusting display if I've ever seen one. But, that is the only iota of "real" in reality TV - when someone get wasted-ass-wasted and makes a complete jerk of themselves.
DeleteTaylor "the skeleton in a wig and lips" Armstrong. What a sad, washed-up, reject of Beverly Hills she is. I think her creepy dead husband is alive in Thailand wreaking havoc under a different name. He was far too sociopathic to take his own life. And she is going to lose custody of her daughter if she keeps wrapping those flounder lips around white wine bottles.
ReplyDeleteOh auntliddy, can't we please keep talking about the housewives? They make me feel so normal. And pretty. And happy.
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