Blind Item #13
This almost A list mostly movie actor who is A++ is one very big department blew off his girlfriend Saturday night because he finally managed to convince his recent co-star to hook up with him. he tried during filming and during the press tour but now during awards season she finally gave in. The thing is it might actually last because he has been trying a long long time.
Fassbender
ReplyDeleteWho's the actress???
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Deletehi VIP!! I was a tad slow because Im under the weather today. But that was my guess too because we are thinking alike bout the A++ area.
ReplyDeleteWho did Fassy hypnotize with his giant one?
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill and Margot
ReplyDeleteKidding! He's a swamp monster.
Fassy and Lupita
@Kristin Get it Lupita.
DeleteAfter she lost to J-law(damn Shame too) she probably was like let me get some D.
noomi rapace?
ReplyDeleteSo who is the co-star? The only one I know of is Noomi Rapace.
ReplyDeleteLu.Pi.Ta. She's the only female costar with him on the awards circuit. Unless you want to count Sarah Paulson and Alfre Woodard.
ReplyDeletewell if you wanna believe a gossip website and the wy the blind is written he dropped Noomi for Lupita. But I think Noomi would cut a bitch.
ReplyDelete@ Dragon -- Nicely done with the "Shame" reference.
ReplyDeleteFassy finally got to hit that, good for both of them. Rapace isn't his type anyway. Lupita was a red caped goddess on the carpet last night.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see if it lasts beyond awards season but it probably won't, at least not much past it.
Fassbender or not I saw his package and I'm pretty sure there are a lot of Black men laughing their asses off if people are calling Fassy's dong large. It's an ok size but he doesn't need magnums.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence? Don't know what his A++ big department is, though.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. Nevermind. Bradley Cooper is already A list, not almost A list. Obviously supposed to be somebody who is hung like a horse, but the only well known dong I know of is the Hammbone. Alas, his is a mostly TV donger.
ReplyDeleteGee Noomi gets around, I thought she and Tom Hardy were having a fling after doing two movies in a row together and doing a photoshoot together in a hot tub though fully clothed
ReplyDeleteWhen did the Fassbender & Noomi thing start? Also, that's gonna be awkward if/when Prometheus 2 starts filming.
ReplyDeleteAll wrong! Jon Hamm and Jessica Pare.
ReplyDeleteAgh! Didnt realize it said movies!
DeleteOf course it's Lupita. Fassy, like DeNiro only likes dark women.
ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse - "The donger needs food!"
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