Exactly 45 days ago James Packer, the richest man in Australia, announced he was divorcing his wife of six years. Exactly 45 days ago Miranda Kerr announced she was splitting with her husband Orlando Bloom. Now Miranda and James have announced they are dating through a magazine that he once owned. That seems like quite the coincidence doesn't it? Packer spent a lot of time in Scientology and was their richest member at one point but he says he has split from the Church. Have you noticed they didn't go after him all that hard? I wonder why. Maybe he is still interested.
Anyway, I wonder if Packer knows about Miranda's issues with being faithful? Of course this is a guy who split with his wife exactly one year after she gave birth to their third child so he must have left for a very good reason. Oh, hello Miranda.
OT: That little cutie pie Olympic diver, Tom Daley came out this morning! Happy for him!
ReplyDeleteI guess just because you've got millions$$$ doesn't mean you can't still be a gold digger.
ReplyDeleteAnother piece of work. From Orlando to him? Money talks.
ReplyDeleteGirl be looking out for her future when her looks aren't worth squat.
ReplyDeleteMiranda Kerr is as shallow as her IQ
ReplyDeleteBut didn't Enty say on Twitter a couple weeks ago she was getting to go public with her relationship with DiCaprio?
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt for a second she's been banging this dude, but I think she'd go for someone who will make her more famous.
@Texas Rose Salma Hayek says "Hello girl! Get that billionaire when you can!"
ReplyDeleteTo some people money is the end all be all. They'll say and do anything just to have more than someone else.
That's ok Miranda I'll take care of Orlando for you. You don't have to worry about him anymore. lol
Such a goldigger...!!
ReplyDeleteMiranda is shrewd. She will choose the billionaire over the movie star, besides isn't she too old for Leo. Just because you are wealthy doesn't mean you wouldn't choose a more wealthier partner. He can offer her security. Jackie Kennedy married Onassis partly because of his wealth and protection. I suspect that Miranda had to keep working to maintain her lifestyle and she wouldn't be the first model to go for a billionaire.
ReplyDeleteOh, enty, you've used the wrong picture! Clearly that's the UGLIEST man in Australia.
ReplyDeleteBe careful Enty. Your reputation is at stake.
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Considering the gene pool he came from his face actually turned out fairly unscathed.
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DeleteCrikey! It gets worse? He's from a long line of ugly? Lol
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ReplyDeleteI remember the blinds about her and Dicaprio but not about her and a rich guy
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Doc Martin's brother!
ReplyDeleteHe still must be involved in Media…Scientology knows thats a no win
ReplyDelete@Harry: It is asking for a log in to see pics.
ReplyDelete@Miranda: I have a bachelorette party in my pants for ya, before you lock down your mark with a marriage.
Thanks Count. Should be ok now.
DeleteSpoke too soon. Gonna delete the posts with links and then bring all of my intelligence to bear/bare on this perplexing problem.
DeleteThanks in advance Harry. I could see them at one time. Ones I saw were vey funny! A much needed laugh.
DeleteShe has a rockin' body...but am I alone in thinking she's got a butterface?
ReplyDeleteHaywood no, I don't find her ugly but I don't find her beautiful either.
DeleteSay what you will' but you can usually trust the unconventionally attractive . He never stood a chance against her capital G glamour. VS model , movie star wife, and star fucker (I'm pounding sand in Di Caprio's well now that the Bloom is off her rose !) Versus her attitude of accommodation ( One small dick for her, man....One giant leap for gold digger kind). Oh to be around for the rude awakening
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a cross between Dumbo and a walrus. Anyway, never doubt the power of money. For some women it's Viagra. They will climb on top of any man for money.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a goon in a James Bond movie.
ReplyDeleteI doubt she has a ton of money. She's looking to marry a retirement fund. Smart move.
ReplyDeleteWhy are so many billionaires fugly as hell?
ReplyDeleteTo me, she is cute but not beautiful. He is not attractive. It is dream relationship for them both. He gets a hot, young model on his arm (the envy of many men) and she gets a very pampered, privileged life. As long as neither of them expects the other to be faithful they should be happy.
ReplyDeleteI guess millionaires are passe.
ReplyDeleteOh you cynical people! Maybe she really fell in lurve with Packer. Maybe he's hung like a horse, maybe he treats her like a queen. Let's root for these crazy kids.
ReplyDelete(JK- she really wants his $)
I laugh, cause dude reminds me of Todd Packer from The Office.
ReplyDeleteShe left orlando for this guy????!!! Shes going backwards, i dont care how much money he has.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think Orlando is better off now. Cheating with Leo makes sense in a "Hollywood, amiright?" kind of way. Cheating with a married father of three? Heinous. He and Miranda deserve one another. Have fun spending money in order to try and be happy!
ReplyDeleteIt's like finding out there's no Great Pumpkin! All those thinly-veiled blinds about DiCaprio, for NOTHING!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wants to be like Sarah Murdoch except that unlike Miranda, Sarah has poise, class and is smart enough to hold a conversation.
ReplyDeleteI think she just wanted to be the pretty one in the relationship this time.
ReplyDelete@Topper: bwawhaha!! When I read your comment I immediately thought of Harvey Fierstein: I'm the girl and I'm the pretty one!
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ReplyDeleteI can't believe how much attention that basement brain gets. Show me the hottest chick in the world, and I'll show you the man that's sick of tongue darting her fart hole.
ReplyDeleteI guess she has a lot of options open given her youth, celebrity and age. Get it! I'd tell her to go for the love over money, though, unless that is what she's really into.
ReplyDelete@Lauren: True, but if the chick is hot enough, there will be a line of tongue darters ready to move up a spot.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Miranda ever loves anyone as much as the admiration & publicity she craves. She & Orly had dated for a while & got married because she was pregnant.
ReplyDelete@Count:
ReplyDeleteAgreed. However, I'd love to fist the hole under her nose.
Mouth Fisting? SFW
ReplyDeleteMy man.
ReplyDeleteGet serious, people. He's hardly ugly. If THAT is the ugliest man in Australia, get me to the nearest Qantas desk!
ReplyDeleteHands Cee Kay a Quantas ticket.
DeleteNo is he uber-ugly and shallow as her, he wears CrOCs!
ReplyDeleteMoney does not buy style or taste!