Blind Item #8
In a scene straight of Seinfeld this former B list boy bander and A list reality star who now is a C list reality star and married was getting changed at a photo shoot and didn't notice the two people off to the side who had a great angle and could not stop laughing at how small his equipment is. I guess we know why his A list celebrity/singer/reality star ex was always making peen jokes about him. The stylists who saw him said it was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover.
Nick Lachey
ReplyDeleteSo, Vanessa Manilafolders isn't getting the Moby Dick, then?
DeleteLachey
ReplyDeleteThis makes me empathize with Jessica a whole lot more.
ReplyDelete@VIP I'm always the Brenda to your Kelly. Sigh.
ReplyDelete@Kristin Or you're the Kelly to my Brenda ;)
DeleteWhich is why she went sex crazy after the break-up
ReplyDeleteHE WAS IN THE POOL!
ReplyDeleteOh. I thought tge married Jonas dude. Lol
ReplyDeleteCant one of you be the Laverne to Shirley Kristen and VIP? This one should have been labelled easy peasy
ReplyDeleteHOW in hell could it possibly be worse than the guy in the Hangover?
ReplyDeleteYou cant judge a non erect penis. Some are growers some are showers. Ive seen some men who were turtlers but grew to more than 8". So I try not to judge...too much lol.
ReplyDeleteMaybe hes good with his mouth.
ReplyDeleteah poor Nickey..........he's still pretty though
ReplyDeleteI am almost certain this is a recycled blind?
ReplyDeleteDisgusting how you are shaming him for the size of his junk. Just goes to show that MANsogyny is alive and well and that you feel a man is worth nothing more than the amount of dick he can give you. Sad that in this modern world you have such archaic beliefs.
ReplyDeleteHey Count. Long time fan here. You're being ironic with comments like this, right? After all the denigrating comments about women? Not universally, but routinely. This is the one topic over which you seem to lose your funny bone.
DeleteAw I thought Nick Lachey too. I still like him though.
ReplyDeleteNot so fast Count. From what I hear, he's a whore.
ReplyDeleteNice, Bacon. Slutt shame the poor fellow also. From what I see, he is a serial monogamist. There is truly no depth low enough to describe where the women of tgis site will sink to to disparage men. It is revolting.
ReplyDeleteAww, poor Nick. I never got what all the hoopla is about big dicks anyway. Theres only so much you can do with it! Team average-dick-size.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but as someone who had a fling with a very hot guy with a very small dick it's just not great in the sack. All the romancing, great dancing, fabulous dinners couldn't make up for it always slipping out. And no, Count, I hadn't had kids at that point.
ReplyDeleteDitto!! Nothing is worse than a mini-peen! Count...it is the equivalent of throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
DeleteOnly 4 sizes: where is it? That's nice. That's VERY nice! and Put that away, you're only going to hurt someone.
ReplyDeleteLachey but maybe he's a grower, not a shower!
ReplyDeleteHey p, my husband is microscopic when flaccid and a monster when hard
ReplyDeleteHey p, my husband is microscopic when flaccid and a monster when hard
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought dick was like titties, more than a hand full is over kill.
ReplyDeletePoor Nick. :( Maybe he makes up for it in other areas, then again, maybe not.
ReplyDelete@Tara: The plight of a man with a tiny wang is something women know nothing about. There are surgeries available for small tits, schloppy box and over sized piss flaps, there is nothing to remedy a miniscule phallus. The shame; the loneliness; the fear of being intimate with a woman and having her reject you, then tell others; it is all the result of constant emotional abuse that is somehow accepted by our society.
ReplyDeleteMe, I don't care. I gots skillz, I had a friggin hot chick on my diminutive ding dong for a decade, and had viable baby batter ejected from it. Some of my brothers out there don't have those confidence boosters, so someone needs to speak up for them, as the women of this site continue to erode their confidence and sense of self worth.
The MANsogynists on this site can feel free to keep trying to reduce men to being nothing more than life support systems for dick, and I will continue to rail against their oppressive tactics as I strive for gender equality and to spread the word that humans are worth more than their sex organs.
In addition, I generally only denigrate specific women who annoy me. I try not to paint all ovulators with the same brush. I may say things about certain types, such as the crazies, the turbo cunts and the bimbos, but there are plenty of broads out there who are just normal people, without a dick.
So, to answer your question, if I was serious about this stuff, I would be just as delusional as those who label me a misogynist. I'm trying very hard to be sarcastic, yet make a better argument than they do. I think I am succeeding.
A hand would be enough for some fisting fun, but that's old news.
ReplyDeleteComfortable clapping's where it's at.
Misandry, by the way.