Thursday, October 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Three - Lunchbox Fund

The president of the Lunchbox Fund is Joaquin Phoenix's ex-girlfriend so he showed up to support it and brought along

his kill you first ask questions later sister Rain and her other sister Summer.
Another of Joaquin's ex-girlfriends, the amazingly hot in this photo Liv Tyler was there.
I don't think Maggie Gyllenhaal and Joaquin had sex so she just came for the charity or the free booze.
Long time no see Dree Hemmingway.
We know why Mario came. They said his two favorite words. Open bar.
Michael Stipe has been everywhere lately which means he is missing attention which means REM might play again.
David Blaine made himself disappear and everyone clapped.
Sting's daughter looks just like her mom.

27 comments:

MISCH said...

From Trudie's first marriage I think...not with Sting.

Harry Knuckles said...

So which sister is Joaquin banging, the one that looks like him or the other one?

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow! Dree Hemmingway is stunning! Um, Phoenix sisters, both of those dresses are horrifically unflattering, unless they were going for the fire hydrant look. If so, kudos, ladies! And your brother looks weird. You know which one.

I don't want to offend you-know-who, but those are some spectacularly wonky eyes, David Blaine.

Finine said...

Isn't Summer the one married to Casey Affleck?

spacecowboy78 said...

@ Harry - if true, Rain.

Finine said...

Wow, Maggie looks like an old lady in that photo.

TalksTooMuch said...

Spacecowboy! You're back!

Jessica Wakefield said...

I can't with Mario's outfit.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

WTF is with Joaquin's head, face and physical appearance in general? By the way, his ex girlfriend is more fuckable than any of his sisters.

I love the fucks Mario Batali doesn't give about his outfit.

Isn't sting married to an African European (African African? I don't remember) called Iman? His daughter doesn't share her genes. It's cool that MISCH has answered this question I had before.


Sherry said...

No Kermit..That's Bowie that's married to Iman.

And I think that is Sting and Trudie's daughter. I didn't see anywhere that she had a child before so correct me if I am wrong.

Unknown said...

I can't believe people actually believe that fake ass blind.

Who is Mario?

Jessie said...

The Phoenix parents have great genes for men but not so great for the girls.

What is Mario's problem? There is so reasoning I can think of for that group of clothing to be put together.

mistang said...

I'll prob realize later, but what does the "kill you first ask questions later" mean? Was that about River?

Kelly said...

Why does Maggie make herself look 80?

Anonymous said...

For being a rather schlubby looking guy, Hemingway's grand-offsprings are sure all knockouts!

Count Jerkula said...

Joaquin, you are a 40 year old rich dude, stop dressing like a hipster tool. In addition, please don't wear boots you paid a stylist 100's of dollars to distress when you never did a hard days work in your life. Makes you look more like a fugazi asshole than your "retirement" project did.

Unknown said...

Open bar, dude! Give me six Schlitzes.

Sting & Trudie sure raised some talented kids!

I keep wanting to drag Maggie to a stylist, but then I catch myself and I'm glad she hasn't tried to morph into the typical Hollywood Barbie. (I'm looking at you Anna Faris - you're too talented for this shit.)

OneEyeCharlie said...

I second Count's statement.

Unknown said...

@CountJerkula You crack me up!

Unknown said...

@CountJerkula You crack me up!

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you One Eye and Cassandra. Hopefully fate brings Joaquin here so the message can sink in. Dude is obviously coddled by those around him and in need of some tough love.

lazyday603 said...

One of Sting's daughters plays Patty Smith in the CBGB's film.

Henriette said...

I like Liv's skirt, but I could never wear those colors or horizontal stripes on my hips.

SophiaB said...

I think Rain is his special chosen lollipop. None of them should be allowed near a red carpet til they learn how to put clothing on their bodies without scaring the children. HIDEOUS.

Jacq said...

I think she looks more like Patricia Arquette

Henriette said...

Rain looks like female version of Joaquin, which really is better in the male version. Joaquin now knows what he would look like if he had a sex change operation.

Anonymous said...

Free booze? Can't knock that! It's the only reason (mostly) I attend invites to art shows, galleries, launches.
Also, Michael Stipe is god, so Enty : hush your mouth!

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