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What B- list celebrity/singer who is desperate to keep up with Gaga/Cyrus and Perry was asked to leave a restaurant the other night. Guests seated next to her kept complaining about her body odor. Apparently it was so bad that people had to rush outside. She rarely showers and this is not the first time people have complained but it was the first time she was kicked out of a place.
K$sha
ReplyDeleteOops meant Ke$ha
Delete@Freya Doesn't count! If you spell like Enty you're disqualified! I win!
Delete(Ahh eff it. Nice one, Freya)
@ Kristin Hilarious!!!
DeleteKesha
ReplyDeleteKeysha?
ReplyDeleteKeysha (or however she spells her name)
ReplyDeleteThis would have been much better if she'd shouted, "Don't you know who I am?!" and refused to leave before being forcibly ejected ala Lohan.
ReplyDeleteSome high-end restaurants actually have deodorant, mouthwash, lotion samples in the restrooms. I can't imagine a situation where I'd need deodorant mid-meal, but who knows.
But ... wouldn't it have read better if she'd gesticulated wildly, flapping her arms, and shouted, "Don't you smell who I am?!" and refused to leave before being forcibly ejected ala Lohan.
DeleteHa ha Alita!
DeleteIf she reeked that badly I can't believe anything other than a shower and change of clothes would've sufficed.
ReplyDeleteKe$ha "I pee in the gutter".
ReplyDeleteChrist she drinks her own piss and ppl expect this pig to take a shower?
ReplyDeleterite on kids!
ReplyDeleteKe$hup.
i been to a strip club where some broad's pussy funk was so bad the doorman gave me my money back as i complained while leaving. i smoke 1.5 - 2 packs a day so my sense of smell sucks. don't know how them people sat in there.
ReplyDelete@ count. I used to work at a strip club and some guys would spend thousands of dollars in VIP on girls with a notorious "scent." I could smell the stench before I'd even approach there table! And don't get me started on the girl who took her tampon out and through it into the decor so she could earn some extra money from her guest 8-O
DeleteDammit their, not there!
DeleteEwwww gross Count. And here I was eating brunch. Hard to believe her friends wouldn't pull her aside and tell her. Or MAYBE this is the blind that's not true.
ReplyDeleteJerk!
ReplyDeletethere's a strip club here that only hires pregnant strippers.
also, when i was coming home last nite, i noticed sumone changed "Erotic" to "Neurotic" dancers on their sign.
I thought she's more B+, but what do I know.
ReplyDelete@Count. That's some nasty cooter right there.
Ke$ha has been looking much more polished and put together, as of late. Maybe she needs a flea dip for the cooter, or that Autumn Eve douche they advertised on SNL, this weekend. Pumpkin pussy pie.
Delete@warecat: that is cool. a stripper milk squirt fight would be hot.
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ReplyDeleteMeat sweats!
Enty! Nice "appearance" on E! :) Your head has a very distinct shape,(you might want to wear a hat next time!) if I knew you I would now know you were Enty and I would use my power to get ALL your stories.
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DeleteBritney?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ CanadianMiss! Meat sweats made me think of Enty's bacon blanket!
ReplyDeleteKesha probably smells like overnight throw-up mixed with booze and sweat.
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for Kesha, she must have suffered a hell of a trauma to be this way
ReplyDeleteGross, honey, clean up! thats not edgy, its stinky!!
ReplyDeleteI bet no one ordered the fish that night
DeleteRihanna. She's pretty gross
ReplyDeleteRihanna's A-list.
DeleteRihanna. She's pretty gross
ReplyDeleteRihanna. She's pretty gross
ReplyDeleteI am not sure how Ke$ha is B - she has the second biggest selling single of all time with tik tok, eight top ten hits, writes for other artists including till the world ends for Britney Spears...I would argue she is A list.
ReplyDeleteKesha. Doesnt deserve her 'fame' anyways. She only get this far due to her mom's industry contacts. ps.she didnt write that Britney Spears song. She only added one line to the song. Max Martin wrote it.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious
ReplyDeleteI wonder who sniffed the seat first, before emailing this story to Enty?
ReplyDeletethe kesh
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen?
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