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This former A list mostly movie actor who has turned to television as he has aged but not become less attractive was chastised this past week during intermission of a play in NYC. The actor was told that his behavior with his much much younger female companion did not go unnoticed and was not appreciated. Apparently our actor was getting a some manual attention during the performance and it didn't go down well with the person doing the berating. Our actor apologized and said it wouldn't happen again.
Jeff Goldblum I'm thinking.
ReplyDeleteBut would he be described as "attractive?"
ReplyDeleteUh, no.
DeleteI guess this is supposed to be Goldblum or Woods. I can't see why anyone would call them attractive though
ReplyDeleteRob Lowe. Former movies, now mostly tv, never ages, alledged freak in the sack.
Great guess Sherry, only other one I thought of was Woods.
ReplyDeleteHow would that work? Does he just shoot his gun off all over the back of the head of the person sitting in front of him?
ReplyDeleteDude Harry. At his age its more of a slow drip. Man u must still be young.
DeleteHopefully it was Val Kilmer at a Eugene O'Neil production...
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At least he acted abashed.
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ReplyDeleteRob Lowe.
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ReplyDeleteMark Harmon??
ReplyDeleteLOL OneEyedCharlie!!!
ReplyDeleteOooh, this DOES sound like Rob Lowe. However, his Instagram usually has pictures that are definitely located in Los Angeles and I didn't hear about him being in New York.
ReplyDeleteHarry Knuckles: At the age Enty describing, the only way the back of anyone's head is in danger is if he's got his shoulders between the aging star's thighs. The muscles involved deteriorate over time, even with daily exercise.
ReplyDeleteKevin Bacon
ReplyDeleteIs the dude or his date 12?
ReplyDeleteOnly time a handjob is acceptable release when a second person is involved is once her jaw is worn out.
Hehehe... You said go down. Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteIt must have been a revival of What the Butler Saw.
ReplyDelete(Sorry, that was a very inside baseball joke if you're not a theatre maven.)
Co-signing with OneEye cuz, that would be awesome. Even better if Maverick was his "wingman"
ReplyDeleteJames Spader
ReplyDeleteJesus, you really cant wait til u get home??!!
ReplyDeleteHe might have promised her parents he'd have you home right after the play.
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ReplyDeleteSpader (who is in NYC for The Blacklist) or Quaid, who might have been visiting. I can see both of them being contrite about it but also not being able to stop the compulsion.
ReplyDeleteAlso, ew. Legitimate theatre does not a porno house make.
I'm sorry, that's pretty unforgivable in an actual play.
ReplyDeleteClassless.
I know it doesn't quite fit, but I can't help but think of Dylan McDermott. His younger girlfriend is so lucky!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks this is kind of funny? No, they shouldn't have done it, but they wouldn't be the first people to get frisky in public like that, and they certainly won't be the last. At least they were appropriately embarrassed when they got busted... (As I understand it--and this is not from personal experience, alas--the trick is for whoever's getting the special treatment to have their coat in their lap, and at least one of their own hands under there with tissue/a napkin/etc. at the ready. Consider this my PSA of the day, OK?)
ReplyDeleteNo Robin, you're not the only one that thinks it's funny. And thanks for the tips for something that you haven't cough done before.
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