Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Alan Thicke Is Out Of His Mind

On Sunday Alan Thicke must have been wasted. Then again he was talking about his family so he was probably a little over excited. He said that Robin Thicke and Paula Patton were going to be the next Brangelina because Paula has been in a couple of movies and Robin has one hit song. I think Hollywood should make a rule right now that says that any person who wears a pinky ring should not ever have the opportunity to be an A lister until it's removed. I don't think Robin and Paula will ever be a bRangelina because I don't think Robin will ever have a song this big again and no one really cares about them. Yes, we care that he is a slimy guy in an open relationship and that his dad probably is loving the attention so he can get Robin's castoffs but people are not rushing to buy tabloids with them on the cover. They haven't been steady for twenty years. If huge one hit wonders were Brangelinas then James Blunt and Carly Rae Jepsen would be hanging out at the Oscars together next to the guys from Napoleon Dynamite.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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36 comments:

  1. Christopher Cruz8:04 AM

    Ew.

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  2. FSP8:06 AM

    Vote for Pedro!

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    1. Sugar 8:30 AM

      Do you want to eat chimichangas all next year? Vote for Summer!

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  3. delete account8:09 AM

    OUCH! Damn, Enty, you're on fire!
    Btw, Alan Thicke wasnt wasted, just a waste.

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  4. MBK8:09 AM

    Seriously, Alan...it was one song. Calm the fuck down.

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  5. S.joy8:10 AM

    Robin has had plenty of hits, Blurred Lines is just his biggest. Even so, Dad Thicke is delusional because Paula is a terrible actress.

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  6. Kelly8:14 AM

    Dammit, now that song is in my head.

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  7. caralw8:14 AM

    Yeah, I don't care for Robin Thicke but he's had more than one hit. I wouldn't classify him as a one hit wonder. He has a body of work.

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  8. Bacon Ranch8:14 AM

    ..I was just going to say S Joy..he's an ass but he has had quite a few 'hits'.
    Not too mention daddy got his start writing theme songs for shows.

    Apparently today's Ent is not musically inclined.

    (disclaimer)..crap. There is no one in here I want to disclaim:( Sad panda

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  9. Flora Goforth8:18 AM

    OK then, so this is the Enty who has zero tolerance for alt lifestyles. Jeez, it's not like Alan is white Oprah. He's just an old man who likes to brag.

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  10. Bacon Ranch8:20 AM

    Who knew Mr. Keaton wannabe would spawn someone people wanted to hear sing? That's the million dollar question.

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    1. kgirl10:24 AM

      Wrong show. Mr. Keaton was Family Ties.

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  11. Bohemian Midnight in Brooklyn8:23 AM

    This headline made me giggle! I love it

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  12. Juliettemvp8:23 AM

    Alan Thicke is a total douche. He used to vacation with his family in the hotel I managed.

    Never have you seen a more high maintenance, PIA than him & his family. Had the total "don't you know who I am attitude" and pulled it out often.

    The staff would draw straws when he came to stay because no one wanted to deal with him. He's a jerk.

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  13. Rose8:32 AM

    I never know if I think Robin Thicke is good looking. Some times I think he is and then he makes a face and all I see is Jason Seaver. Ick.

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  14. Sugar 8:33 AM

    My husband wears earrings and he wants a pinky ring. I told him NO in no uncertain terms and tried to explain how cheesy and douchy pinky rings are. Plus with earrings??? It's just too much for my delicate constitution. He still doesn't get it but he remains pinky ringless. Whatevs.

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  15. hollywood dime8:40 AM

    Yeaaaaahhhhh....Robin has had more than one hit and Paula's shitty movies make money (usually through DVD sales, airline movie and on demand sales aka pipeline movies. The studio knows they won't be huge in the box office but big everywhere else) So HELL NO they won't be brangelina but they aren't going anywhere either.

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  16. S.joy8:46 AM

    @Bacon Ranch Lol. Maybe Tuesday's Enty doesn't realize that Robin's been making/writing music since the late 90s.

    No disclaimer this time? Dang it, I love your disclaimers!

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  17. marlolovespaty8:49 AM

    Men wearing pinky rings is an old-school way of showing you're gay. It started in the early 1930's by closeted men. It was a signal to other gay men that they were gay, and down to play. I know this because I've read many a gay biography because I'm a huge fan of Harry Hay; one of the founders of the Gay Movement.

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  18. Bacon Ranch8:59 AM

    I'll step it up S.
    I won't let you down :)

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  19. WareCat9:00 AM

    Mr. Seaver looks like a care bear i that pic.

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  20. Anonymous9:11 AM

    *exagerated exhaling of breath* say what you will, but leave Napoleon out of it! That boy can move. He draws a mean liger. Idiot!

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  21. auntliddy9:32 AM

    Being brangelina is a goal?? Never cld stand this pos. idiot.

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  22. WhoDatGirly9:47 AM

    I like Robin Thicke. I keep telling myself to hate his music and command myself to quit thinking of him as sexy because he is a womanizing misogynist who writes date rape songs, but for some reason he still appeals to me. Maybe he's SO dirty I like him for that reason? Ugh, I have serious issues...

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  23. Anonymous9:54 AM

    I wonder how many pinky rings have been lost in fisting accidents?

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  24. Susan9:58 AM

    Robin Thicke may be douchey, but he's not a one-hit wonder. He's very talented, IMHO. He had the biggest song of the summer. Can't hate on him for that.

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  25. __-__=__10:17 AM

    I thought pinky rings were for guys who are connected. Always saw guys in any "Little Italy" any where - NY, Baltimore - with pinky rings. They were definitely not gay. Hmmmmmm...

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  26. bored soccer mom10:17 AM

    Maybe he's going deaf.

    Maybe he's going blind.

    Maybe he's out of his mind.

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  27. jadetoo11:49 AM

    Robin Thicke is not a one hit wonder.

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  28. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob11:49 AM

    Now I can't quit RT's new song (the one with the cheer leaders in the video) from my head.
    Fuck.

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  29. LovelyCoconuts11:50 AM

    @Susan I agree. Plus, they've been together longer than Brad and Angie. Must be the Enty that bored us with Robin Thicke reveals all day.

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  30. FTwin12:26 PM

    @Bacon Ranch "Mr. Keaton wannabe!" LOL! That's awesome.

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  31. Worstcompanytoworkfor1:17 PM

    Robin has a bunch of hits in the RB community...

    He has been #1 on the black charts for years.

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  32. caralw1:54 PM

    Robin also had at least one other top 40 hit on the pop stations, in addition to his #1 R&B hits. Also, it's a little early to call him a one hit wonder. That's assuming all his future efforts will fair. Too early to tell.

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  33. warmislandsun8:25 PM

    Alan Thicke has always been yucky and gross.

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  34. Unknown12:01 AM

    Saw Alan Thicke on the Tonight Show. He came out with his hands in his pockets like he was king sh☆t. Carson said nice threads, did you buy a brand new suit just for the show.Carson saw right through him.

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